The Capricorn Dildo - X Large Size - Medium Firmness - Ready Made
- Only one exists. When it sells, that's it. There won't be another one exactly like this because that's impossible and also kind of the whole point.
- What you see is what arrives. Not approximately this. Not a close match. This piece, in this photo, is the thing you'll unwrap.
- Ships in 1 to 2 days. It's already made. There's no queue, no production window, nothing standing between you and it except the checkout.
Add any toy to your cart and we'll secretly slip in a FREE x-small mystery dildo.
Want to size up? You can upgrade your surprise for just a few extra coins in cart. Because good things come in all sizes.
Platinum Silicone
Platinum Silicone
We use platinum-cure silicone for every single product because honestly? You deserve toys that are safe, durable, and feel as good as they look.
What makes it so special?
It's non-porous, which means when you clean it, it actually gets clean clean. No sneaky bacteria hiding in microscopic crevices. No weird smells developing over time. Just pure, body-safe silicone that stays hygienic no matter how adventurous you get.
Plus, it feels incredible. Like, genuinely fantastic!
Discreet Shipping
Discreet Shipping
All our toys arrive in the most boring brown boxes imaginable. No logos, no winking emojis, no hints. Just you, your package, and absolutely zero awkward small talk with delivery drivers.
Shipping to United Kingdom
Shipping to United Kingdom
Discreet Shipping
All our toys arrive in the most boring brown boxes imaginable. No logos, no winking emojis, no hints. Just you, your package, and absolutely zero awkward small talk with delivery drivers.
Returns
Look, we get it. Sometimes things don't work out. We've all been there.
You've got 30 days from when your package arrives to decide if you want to return something. Just make sure the item is in the same condition you received it — unused, with all its original packaging and tags intact.
For more info here's our full returns policy.
Secure Checkout
Secure Checkout
We accept credit cards, debit cards, PayPal, ClearPay, Sezzle and Klarna. All secure, all simple, all showing discreetly on your bank statement.
Similar Ready Mades
These one-of-a-kind beauties ship immediately, show exactly what you're getting, and disappear forever once claimed.
Size Guide (Inches)
This one is X-Large. The other sizes are shown for comparison.
| Measurement | XS | S | M | L |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Tip Circumference | 1.6 | 2.4 | 3 | 3.1 |
| Shaft Circumference | 3.6 | 5.2 | 6.7 | 7.2 |
| Knot Circumference | 5.4 | 7.9 | 10 | 10.9 |
| Base Circumference | 6.3 | 8.9 | 11.4 | 12.3 |
| Insertable Length | 4.3 | 6.1 | 7.9 | 9.8 |
| Total Length | 5.7 | 8 | 10.4 | 12.4 |
| 2nd Shaft: Tip Circumference | 1.4 | 2.0 | 2.2 | 2.6 |
| 2nd Shaft: Shaft Circumference | 2.7 | 3.9 | 5 | 5.7 |
| 2nd Shaft: Knot Circumference | 3.7 | 5.1 | 6.3 | 7.3 |
| 2nd Shaft: Insertable Length | 2.8 | 3.9 | 4.9 | 5.9 |
What our customers say
The repeated praise is for the looks and craftsmanship, with people calling it a piece of art and a worthy design winner, plus love for the dual-shaft concept and the chunky knot. The recurring concern is sizing: it runs bigger and firmer than expected, so most advise sizing down and choosing a softer firmness, and a few noted the colour fade was more blended than they hoped.
Model: The Capricorn Dildo
This beauty was born from our Design a Dildo competition. And when we say it won? We mean it absolutely demolished the competition.
This is our first ever true double dildo. And before you ask – yes, that second shaft is exactly what you think it is. Designed specifically for double penetration OR (and this is where it gets interesting) incredible external clitoral stimulation while you ride the main event.
Basically, this winning design gives you options. Thoughtful and hot.
The curves? Designed to hit all the right spots. The texture? Enough interest to keep things exciting without being overwhelming. And that knot? Chef's kiss. Real meets fantasy in the best possible way.
It's equal parts functional toy and sculptural showpiece. Display it proudly. Hide it strategically. Whatever works for your living situation. (No judgment either way.)
BOTTOM LINE (pun absolutely intended)
The Capricorn is what happens when community creativity, mythology, and genuinely excellent toy design collide. It's beautiful. It's functional. And honestly? You can completely see why it won.
This design was created by Egg Dishes!
This is the small size in Super soft density. It's fun to play with and easy to hold on to. The firmness of The super soft is still a touch difficult to get past the knot even when warmed up. The density is like really lean muscle. Squishy, but does not give a lot. Can be tricky to enjoy the back end if you cant get it deep. but the firmness for the back side is good. would recommend
Having upgraded a mystery dildo to a small and loving it, I decided to go for the small in the capricorn instead of my usual x small. I should have spent more time with the measurements because this one is big (see photo compared with another small)! Which is a shame because everything about this is great! I found the second prong to be an excellent external stimualtor when bent against me which was easy to do with the supersoft version. I have mine on display (partly because it's so big it won't fit in storage) and got a delightful surprise that the colour I got in the ready made means it glows in the dark. I'd definitely recommend this one but advise people to size down!
Glad I took advice from other reviews and bought this in a small because WOW, the knot is still heafty and a bit intimidating but in a dizzying good way. Unfortunately my hands are tiny so I'm really looking forward to getting that suction base!!! Definitely a treat to get warmed up to.
Trust me when I say the small size is big enough. This small but mighty double ended dildo had this girl seeing stars.
FAQ
Why do you only use platinum silicone?
We use platinum silicone so you get a toy that is non-pourous (meaning when you clean it, it gets fully clean and can't transmit bacteria), doesn't smell, is body safe and feels fantastic.
If you'd like to learn more about cleaning your toys, read our sex toy care guide.
What are the different firmness options?
We offer 3 firmness options:
Medium Firmness - 10A on the Shore hardness scale
Soft Firmness - 5A on the Shore hardness scale.
Super Soft Firmness - 0040 on the Shore hardness scale
For more information about our firmness options see our firmness guide.
Award-Winning Fantasy Sex Toys
Recognised by leading names in the industry.
Sexual Freedom Awards
Winner – Product of the Year
Bazowie Awards
Winner – Fan Favorite Horror Toy
XBIZ Europa Awards
Nominee – Sex Toy of the Year
XBIZ Awards
Nominee
UK Fetish Awards
Nominee
Alternative Awards
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