The Surprise Me Egg (Individual)

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Sale price£19

A smooth, weighted little egg that slips in and follows you around all day, quietly turning the big shop into a genuinely interesting errand. If you're squinting nervously at the size chart, don't: the egg shape and the squish do most of the work going in, and it's platinum silicone, so it's body safe and frankly tougher than you are. The colour is a surprise because we pick it, and we'd like it on record that we pick well.


Style: The Alien Egg
Size: Mini

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Sale price£19
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Fullness with give

Real fullness and stretch without the discomfort, because the softer firmnesses have enough flex to basically negotiate their way in. Heavy enough that you never forget it's there, which is rather the point.

Wear it anywhere

Pop it in, carry on as normal, and enjoy the part where getting it back out takes a satisfying bit of effort. Plays nicely solo or alongside a plug if you're feeling ambitious.

Smooth and unbothered

Platinum cured, nonporous, and wiped clean in seconds. Between uses it passes for a stress ball or shelf decor (which is more than most of your possessions can say for themselves).

Size Guide (Inches)

Measurement One Size Mini XS S M L XL
Total Length 0 0 0 1.8 2.8 3.9 0
Circumference 0 0 0 4.7 6.3 8.0 0
Diameter 0 0 0 1.5 2.0 2.6 0

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Reviews

What customers are saying

Reviewers keep landing on the same things: a brilliant first egg, quality that feels above the price, and genuine delight at whatever random colour turns up. The one recurring heads up is sizing, as the mediums and larges run bigger than the chart suggests, so beginners tend to be happiest sizing down and going soft. Fast shipping and customer service that actually replies get mentioned more than once too.

  • 5 stars: 21 (88%)
  • 4 stars: 3 (13%)
  • 3 stars: 0 (0%)
  • 2 stars: 0 (0%)
  • 1 star: 0 (0%)
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R.S.
Great way to test out different firmness

I love these. I will say that one of them got a little stuck up there and I could not wedge it out for a few panicked minutes. The gold one is size small, the other 3 are extra small.

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E.
Ordered xS, but they're bigger than xS I received before

Still very satisfying, and I ended up being glad they were bigger than expected. I also may not be good at understanding the size chart.

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C.
Cute little eggs!

I ordered two and was given a third! They're all pink though the third is a different shade which is super exciting, at first I regretted not getting the premium color option but the solid color is just as beautiful! I do wish they were a tad bit larger though, the jump from small to medium is pretty big so it'd be cool if there was a option in between the two

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M.
Perfect

Pretty colours, I got the small in super soft and it’s perfect for a beginner and super fun. Well made and definitely not my last

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M.
Super fun!!

Perfect size and firmness for beginners, very happy I bought this

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D.
HUGE

This one is really huge, I don't think I can handle it maybe I should've gone for the medium size but it's okay we grow and learn lol. The material is amazing tho and it's really heavy in weight. i love the colours and its details my only problem with it is it's kinda sticky and attract hair and dust easily especially because I have cats so that's the only downside I think.

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J.J.
Really neat

it’s a really neat egg, I didn’t get it for use I just wanted to see what the large egg looked like an thought it’d make a neat squishy. which it ending up being purple was pretty funny cause it matches a xenomorph toy figure I have so it’s decor now.
It seems slightly textured like the 3D print wasn’t sanded before the mold was made which I thought was odd for a smooth egg, I don’t know if that’d effect use positively or negatively. Probably depends on the person! one star off for the odd texture though sense smooth eggs should be smooth in my opinion, but fantastic other than that at least for my use

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J.C.
Great and Fun!

Love mine, and I have a good feeling now for the different firmnesses. The squishy soft is great for these eggs and I find the medium to be too hard for me right now.

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L.
It's everything I wanted

Very happy with it - I got the large in super soft and it's exactly the kind of fullness I wanted. It gives you fullness and stretching without being uncomfortable because it's got so much give.

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A.
Amazing ✨️

This was my first toy like this, ever, and I adore it. Mine was a beautiful fusha gold, absolutely gorgeous. Quality is also impeccable. One thing I really liked is how transparent the company is about their production timelines. I got many updates and it was nice.

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D.
The best place to get oviposition eggs!

Ordering for the second time from here already! Thank you~

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L.
Great egg and great service!

Great quality toy.

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Anonymous
10/10!!

I chose the surprise me option and I love how the colors turned out! Nice textures and very high quality materials. Would buy again!!!

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M.

Product was well made and a pretty colour. Thought the size was a bit ambitious at first glance but was easy enough to use the standard medium firmness worked nicely with a medium sized egg and was satisfying to use

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H.
So much fun

2x Mediums, supersoft

Whilst they're more girthy than what I'm used to, the silicone, silk lube, and I think the fact that it's an egg shape, made it so much easier to manage to use them. Super comfortable, and felt less intimidating than trying to go straight to using a challenging dildo. An excellent product, really chuffed.

M
M.
Big purple egg thing

Very good. Want more 😂

J
J.
Great first egg

I got a suprise me small alien egg in soft. It came in a lovely neon green colour.

I've never used an egg toy before (long time listener, first time caller) and this was a fantastic introduction to this kind of toy.

Not too big, but could definitely feel it. Also used in combo with one of the plugs for very new sensation!

Came out with a little effort and a very welcome addition to my collection.

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m.g.
It's so squishyy

I'm happy that I got it in a softer squish, getting it in was nice because of this. Can't wait to play some more

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Anonymous
EXTREMELY fast shipping and very well made x

Medium was larger than expected but in a positive way ;) love the random colours that were picked and it feels great

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Anonymous
Perfect Size and Firmness!!

I purchased the Medium and firmness medium and it was mouldable but not squishy. You can definitely feel it and not like a tampon. Great for inexperienced play (as I was). I just wish I bought more (no seriously, I wish I got a few to push out at once, I imagine it would’ve been great). Overall satisfied with this product.

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V.B.
Great

Super well made! I got a super soft alien egg in medium and it's really nice, it also works great as a stress ball.

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A.K.

My first egg bought and I can already feel a collection growing! Love the colour and the quality

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D.

Best beginner toys
Amazing quality and best customer service! These eggs are really good for beginners like me, though the alien one is trickier than normal egg and swirly one. Will definitely order again, their toy designs are literally out of this world!

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S.

Stollen egg
I've ordered an suprise egg and on the day of delivery was taken out from my letter box, as soon that happened I've written the email to the company and receive it new one with in next few days without any problems at all. The customer service is on the highest level and the egg is amazing.
I will recommend it to try it out. The quality is high and easy to clean. Love it .
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