Realistic Dildo II - Medium Size - Medium Firmness - Vac-U-Lock - Ready Made
- ONE available: So grab it before someone else does
- Kinder to your wallet: Skip the costs of customisation
- Ships immediately: Because some fantasies shouldn't have to wait
Add any toy to your cart and we'll secretly slip in a FREE x-small mystery dildo.
Want to size up? You can upgrade your surprise for just a few extra coins in cart. Because good things come in all sizes.
Platinum Silicone
Platinum Silicone
We use platinum-cure silicone for every single product because honestly? You deserve toys that are safe, durable, and feel as good as they look.
What makes it so special?
It's non-porous, which means when you clean it, it actually gets clean clean. No sneaky bacteria hiding in microscopic crevices. No weird smells developing over time. Just pure, body-safe silicone that stays hygienic no matter how adventurous you get.
Plus, it feels incredible. Like, genuinely fantastic!
Discreet Shipping
Discreet Shipping
All our toys arrive in the most boring brown boxes imaginable. No logos, no winking emojis, no hints. Just you, your package, and absolutely zero awkward small talk with delivery drivers.
Secure Checkout
Secure Checkout
We accept credit cards, debit cards, PayPal, ClearPay, Sezzle and Klarna. All secure, all simple, all showing discreetly on your bank statement.
Firmness: Medium
Size: Medium
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Model: Realistic Dildo II
TL;DR: It's a realistic dildo with balls that's more curved than our original Realistic. It hits all the right spots, stays hard indefinitely, and unlike actual humans, comes in your exact preferred size.
So you're browsing our site full of tentacles and dragon bits when suddenly you think "but what about something that actually looks like a cock?" (We get it. Sometimes you just want the classics.)
Realistic II is exactly what it sounds like: our venture into anatomical accuracy. We've taken the revolutionary concept of "penis shape" and somehow made it both better AND more realistic (I'm still confused about how we pulled that off.)
The Highlights:
- Perfectly curved shaft that somehow knows exactly where your G-spot is
- Insanely realistic features
- Comes with balls because apparently some of you really missed those
- From X-Small ("oh that's cute") to Large ("where exactly do you think that's going to fit?").
This is our dip into the realistic toy pool. If you actually buy these instead of just giggling at this description, we promise to make more.
FAQ
Why do you only use platinum silicone?
We use platinum silicone so you get a toy that is non-pourous (meaning when you clean it, it gets fully clean and can't transmit bacteria), doesn't smell, is body safe and feels fantastic.
If you'd like to learn more about cleaning your toys, read our sex toy care guide.
What are the different firmness options?
We offer 3 firmness options:
Medium Firmness - 10A on the Shore hardness scale
Soft Firmness - 5A on the Shore hardness scale.
Super Soft Firmness - 0040 on the Shore hardness scale
For more information about our firmness options see our firmness guide.