

The Venus Grinder - Super Soft Firmness - Ready Made - Almost Perfect - Bullet
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Firmness: Super Soft
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Model: The Venus Grinder
Introducing The Venus Grinder - AKA "The One That Almost Won".
Meet the design that came this close to taking the crown in our Design A Grinder competition, and honestly? We're not even mad about it. Sometimes the runner-up is exactly where the real magic happens.
What Makes This Grinder Special:
- The Intimidation Factor: Those aggressive-looking "spikes" that make you go "oh my" at first glance... Surprise! they are actually made from our softest silicone - because we're all about that "looks like trouble, feels like bliss" energy
- The Sweet Spot Finder: An insertable stem that knows exactly what it's doing (unlike some ex's we know)
- Texture Heaven: Every ridge and bump strategically placed to deliver sensations that'll make you question why you ever settled for smooth anything
Mount it, strap it, or secure it wherever your heart (and body) desires - The Venus Grinder comes with fitted black nylon straps (2.5ft/0.7m) and quick-release buckles because we believe in being prepared for any adventure.
Pro Tip: Pair it with our Silky Smooth coating for that buttery-soft finish that makes everything feel like a luxury spa experience. Fair warning: slight nutty scent included, nut allergies not invited to this party.
Born from our Design A Grinder competition and brought to life by the amazing Lark, who clearly understood the assignment.
FAQ
Why do you only use platinum silicone?
We use platinum silicone so you get a toy that is non-pourous (meaning when you clean it, it gets fully clean and can't transmit bacteria), doesn't smell, is body safe and feels fantastic.
If you'd like to learn more about cleaning your toys, read our sex toy care guide.
What are the different firmness options?
We offer 3 firmness options:
Medium Firmness - 10A on the Shore hardness scale
Soft Firmness - 5A on the Shore hardness scale.
Super Soft Firmness - 0040 on the Shore hardness scale
For more information about our firmness options see our firmness guide.