




The Spiked Grinder
Soft spongy spikes, dozens of them, waking up nerve endings you forgot you had the second you start moving. We know they look intimidating in the photos, they are not, they're squishy body safe silicone and gentler than your average bath sponge (the menace is purely decorative). It's deliberately just a texture, no dragon, no theme, so it works on whatever anatomy you bring and your imagination handles the rest.
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The Spiked Grinder boasts a bed of generously-sized, soft spongy spikes that are sure to send waves of delight coursing through your senses. Each spike is strategically placed to awaken every nerve ending, creating a symphony of sensations that will have you singing with pleasure.
Our spiked grinding mat is here to spice up your solo play or add a tantalising twist to your shared experiences and has been designed to cater to both men and women.
Each Grinder comes with two black nylon straps fitted (3.28ft / 1m each) with quick side release buckles to strap it to a pillow, your hand, a thigh or a forearm and then grind the night away.
We recommend you use a jolly good dose of your favourite lube for extra slip 'n' slide and if you want an even smoother finish, upgrade your grinder with our Silky Smooth Upgrade.
Silky Smooth Upgrade
We offer the ability to upgrade your grinder with a silky smooth finish. To achieve this silky smooth finish, we use an additive derived from Durian tree nuts, ultimately resulting in a more luxuriously smooth feel that glides rather than grips like other silicones.
We recommend you avoid the silky smooth upgrade if:
1. You are allergic to durian, tree nuts and tree nut derivatives or musk thistle seed
2. You are sensitive to smell - Normal silicone has no scent however using silky smooth will give the silicone a subtle, nutty scent.
We use platinum-cure silicone for every single product because honestly? You deserve toys that are safe, durable, and feel as good as they look.
What makes it so special?
It's non-porous, which means when you clean it, it actually gets clean clean. No sneaky bacteria hiding in microscopic crevices. No weird smells developing over time. Just pure, body-safe silicone that stays hygienic no matter how adventurous you get.
Plus, it feels incredible. Like, genuinely fantastic!
Discreet Shipping
All our toys arrive in the most boring brown boxes imaginable. No logos, no winking emojis, no hints. Just you, your package, and absolutely zero awkward small talk with delivery drivers.
Returns
Look, we get it. Sometimes things don't work out. We've all been there.
You've got 30 days from when your package arrives to decide if you want to return something. Just make sure the item is in the same condition you received it — unused, with all its original packaging and tags intact.
For more info here's our full returns policy.
We accept credit cards, debit cards, PayPal, ClearPay, Sezzle and Klarna. All secure, all simple, all showing discreetly on your bank statement.

Spikes, but friendly
Lots of little points of contact spreading sensation out instead of concentrating it in one spot, so you get waves rather than one note. Gentle enough for people who overstimulate easily, present enough that you will absolutely notice.
Strap it anywhere
Two 1m nylon straps with quick side release buckles mean it goes on a pillow, a thigh, a forearm or your hand. Each strap adjusts separately, and if you leave one slightly loose a wand head slots right under it (you're welcome).
Silicone behaving itself
Body safe silicone, easy to clean, shipped discreetly, and shaped like absolutely nothing in particular, which is the point. A good dose of lube makes everything better, and the optional silky smooth upgrade makes it glide rather than grip.
Size Guide (Inches)
| Measurement | One Size |
|---|---|
| Length | 6.9 |
| Width | 3.1 |
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Reviews
What customers are saying
The recurring praise is the softness, the versatility (handheld, strapped, wrapped, or paired with a wand), and how it works as a gender-inclusive, non-fantasy grinder that suits different bodies. Plenty of nervous first-timers admit the spikes looked intimidating and turned out comfortable, and several name it their favourite toy. The honest recurring concern: a few wishing the firmest option went firmer, and one flagging the nutty scent of the Silky Smooth Upgrade.



















































