The Maw Grinder - Super Soft Firmness - Ready Made
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Firmness: Super Soft
Size:
Model: The Maw Grinder
Born from our community's wildest dreams (and voted champion of our Design A Grinder competition), The Maw is here to sink its teeth into your pleasure routine. This winning design blends monster allure with vampire elegance, because your pleasure deserves something extraordinary.
Features That Bite
- Pierced, ribbed tongue crafted for grinding and insertion
- Fangs that frame all your adventures
- Luxurious casket-lined base (because even monsters deserve the finer things)
Whether you're mounting it on a pillow, strapping it to your thigh, or securing it to your forearm, The Maw comes ready to play with fitted black nylon straps (3.28ft / 1m) and quick-release buckles. Face-sitting a monster has never been more inviting.
Level up your experience with our Silky Smooth coating - a buttery-soft finish derived from Durian tree nuts. Expect a slight nutty scent and please note: not suitable for those with nut allergies.
We're Actually Award-Winning Now?!
Remember when we were just that scrappy little pleasure company with big dreams and questionable emails? Well, apparently someone important noticed us because our Maw Grinder just snagged the 2025 Product of the Year at the Sexual Freedom Awards.
So, we've officially graduated to a "company with a fancy golden flying penis trophy" - which, by the way, is hand-carved in Bali and currently being used as a conversation starter with confused delivery drivers. HR has already denied our request for company-branded capes, but we're filing an appeal.
Born from our Design A Grinder competition and brought to life by the amazing Eldritch-Rat, who clearly understood the assignment.
FAQ
Why do you only use platinum silicone?
We use platinum silicone so you get a toy that is non-pourous (meaning when you clean it, it gets fully clean and can't transmit bacteria), doesn't smell, is body safe and feels fantastic.
If you'd like to learn more about cleaning your toys, read our sex toy care guide.
What are the different firmness options?
We offer 3 firmness options:
Medium Firmness - 10A on the Shore hardness scale
Soft Firmness - 5A on the Shore hardness scale.
Super Soft Firmness - 0040 on the Shore hardness scale
For more information about our firmness options see our firmness guide.