The Handheld Tentacle Grinder II - Almost Perfect - Ready Made - Squishy
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Firmness: Squishy Soft
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Model: The Handheld Tentacle Grinder II
Get ready for a splash with the Handheld Tentacle Grinder II... Now with a nifty twist – finger slots so it fits like your favourite glove! Dive in and steer the ship yourself, controlling the grind with the power of your own hands. This baby's rocking a coral masterpiece base, with all the sea vibes you could dream of. Think of it as your personal octopus arm, with grooves and squishy suckers ready to take you on a wild ride on the waves of pleasure.
Don't skimp on the lube, folks! A good slather of your go-to slick stuff will make this a slip-slidey adventure you won't forget. And for the connoisseurs of smooth, check out our Silky Smooth Upgrade. It's like giving your grinder a first-class ticket to luxury town.
Silky Smooth Upgrade: Fancy a touch more finesse? We've got just the thing. Our upgrade gives your grinder a finish so smooth, it'll feel like it's gliding on air. And the secret ingredient? A dash of magic from Durian tree nuts. But, a word to the wise – if you're not into durian, have nut allergies, or you're a bit picky about scents, you might want to stick to the classic. The silky smooth version has a hint of nutty aroma that sets it apart from the usual no-smell silicone.
FAQ
Why do you only use platinum silicone?
We use platinum silicone so you get a toy that is non-pourous (meaning when you clean it, it gets fully clean and can't transmit bacteria), doesn't smell, is body safe and feels fantastic.
If you'd like to learn more about cleaning your toys, read our sex toy care guide.
What are the different firmness options?
We offer 3 firmness options:
Medium Firmness - 10A on the Shore hardness scale
Soft Firmness - 5A on the Shore hardness scale.
Super Soft Firmness - 0040 on the Shore hardness scale
For more information about our firmness options see our firmness guide.