The Banana X Tentacle Dildo - X Small - Squishy Firmness - Almost Perfect - Ready Made
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This Banana X Tentacle Dildo has a bubble on the base as highlighted in the picture.
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Firmness: Squishy Soft
Size: X-Small
Model: The Banana X Tentacle Dildo
Note: Version 2.0 fixes everything that made us want to hide under our desks:
- Stable base that actually stays put (no more embarrassing tumbles)
- Compatible with suction cups AND vac-u-lock (because options are everything)
- Natural banana curve designed for exactly the right kind of pleasure
The collab you never knew you needed. Nature's most suggestive fruit meets your deepest ocean fantasies.
The Banana X Tentacle brings you the best of both worlds – the gentle curve that knows exactly where it's going, plus those delightfully textured suckers that make every adventure more interesting. It's like if your favourite fruit had a wild night out with a sea creature, and honestly? We're here for it.
Whether you're living out your deep-sea fantasies or just appreciate creative anatomy, this is the toy that'll have you looking at the fruit aisle differently forever.
FAQ
Why do you only use platinum silicone?
We use platinum silicone so you get a toy that is non-pourous (meaning when you clean it, it gets fully clean and can't transmit bacteria), doesn't smell, is body safe and feels fantastic.
If you'd like to learn more about cleaning your toys, read our sex toy care guide.
What are the different firmness options?
We offer 3 firmness options:
Medium Firmness - 10A on the Shore hardness scale
Soft Firmness - 5A on the Shore hardness scale.
Super Soft Firmness - 0040 on the Shore hardness scale
For more information about our firmness options see our firmness guide.