The Micro Squishies: Bag of Dicks
Description
- Dislike Sue from the office? Boom, a Micro Dick on her keyboard*
- Feeling the need to channel your inner mischief deity? Give one of these micro squishies a squish and reign supreme.
- Bored of your same-old, same-old home décor? Jazz things up by dotting Micro Dicks around.
- Got an Uncle with outlandish political views? Stop his rant by tossing a micro dick his way.
The possibilities? Well, they're practically limitless**.
Dive into this bag and you'll find a vibrant array of micro squishies, each more colorful than the last.
These micro squishies are the fun-size version of our larger toys – even more itsy-bitsy than our Mini Squishies!
As for the colours and styles, it's all a roll of the dice! We'll mix 'em up to ensure each one is a unique little surprise, aiming to keep duplicates at bay.
*Don't do this, HR will be grumpy and we can't bail you out of that one.
**Okay, they're not really – but it's fun to dream!
Reviews
Customer Reviews
These are such perfect lil' guys, the colours I got were super pretty too!
They're spot on for what I needed them as decorations for!
Imagine my surprise when I open not only a box of happy for me - but I get a tiny bag of individually unique dicks! Every one is different, and as any Elder Millennial worth their salt will do, I must collect them all! They're definitely going to be in my next order - I have a collection to start!!
Great design, the details of the suckers was excellent. 10/10 planning to buy more of this model
In the preview image the colours seemed a bit more saturated than what I got but I'm still happy with it and it's not too different
This was a really fun purchase! More of a novelty than an actual sex toy (unless you're into sounding!). I think I'll buy another set with my next order. I did get a few repetitions with my 10-dick order but that's absolutely normal as they're randoms
The Bag of Dicks (Micro Squishies)