The Micro Squishies: Bag of Dicks

• Dislike Sue from the office? Boom, a Micro Dick on her keyboard*
• Feeling the need to channel your inner mischief deity? Give one of these micro squishies a squish and reign supreme.
• Bored of your same-old, same-old home décor? Jazz things up by dotting Micro Dicks around.
• Got an Uncle with outlandish political views? Stop his rant by tossing a micro dick his way.

The possibilities? Well, they're practically limitless**.

Dive into this bag and you'll find a vibrant array of micro squishies, each more colorful than the last.

These micro squishies are the fun-size version of our larger toys – even more itsy-bitsy than our Mini Squishies!

As for the colours and styles, it's all a roll of the dice! We'll mix 'em up to ensure each one is a unique little surprise, aiming to keep duplicates at bay.

*Don't do this, HR will be grumpy and we can't bail you out of that one.
**Okay, they're not really – but it's fun to dream!

All our toys arrive in the most boring brown boxes imaginable. No logos, no winking emojis, no hints. Just you, your package, and absolutely zero awkward small talk with delivery drivers.

We accept credit cards, debit cards, PayPal, ClearPay, Sezzle and Klarna. All secure, all simple, all showing discreetly on your bank statement.