The Micro Squishies: Bag of Dicks
A whole bag of impossibly tiny dicks, soft enough to mash flat between finger and thumb and stubborn enough to bounce straight back. The colours and styles are a lucky dip and yes, the occasional twin sneaks through, but each batch comes in a mix of firmnesses (so even matching shapes feel different) and they're made from the same body safe material as our full size toys, just shrunk.
Full details
Full details
- Dislike Sue from the office? Boom, a Micro Dick on her keyboard*
- Feeling the need to channel your inner mischief deity? Give one of these micro squishies a squish and reign supreme.
- Bored of your same-old, same-old home décor? Jazz things up by dotting Micro Dicks around.
- Got an Uncle with outlandish political views? Stop his rant by tossing a micro dick his way.
The possibilities? Well, they're practically limitless**.
Dive into this bag and you'll find a vibrant array of micro squishies, each more colorful than the last.
These micro squishies are the fun-size version of our larger toys – even more itsy-bitsy than our Mini Squishies!
As for the colours and styles, it's all a roll of the dice! We'll mix 'em up to ensure each one is a unique little surprise, aiming to keep duplicates at bay.
*Don't do this, HR will be grumpy and we can't bail you out of that one.
**Okay, they're not really – but it's fun to dream!
Shipping to United Kingdom
Shipping to United Kingdom
Discreet Shipping
All our toys arrive in the most boring brown boxes imaginable. No logos, no winking emojis, no hints. Just you, your package, and absolutely zero awkward small talk with delivery drivers.
Returns
Look, we get it. Sometimes things don't work out. We've all been there.
You've got 30 days from when your package arrives to decide if you want to return something. Just make sure the item is in the same condition you received it — unused, with all its original packaging and tags intact.
For more info here's our full returns policy.
Secure Checkout
Secure Checkout
We accept credit cards, debit cards, PayPal, ClearPay, Sezzle and Klarna. All secure, all simple, all showing discreetly on your bank statement.
Squish, release, repeat
Some give in without a fight, some push back, and all of them snap to shape the second you let go. Dangerously moreish as fidgets, consider yourself warned.
Scatter at will
Pocket one for stressful meetings, line a few up on a shelf, hide one somewhere a loved one will eventually find it (the finding is the fun part). Collecting the whole lot is also a valid lifestyle.
Tiny but proper
Same material as the big toys, detailed right down to the individual suckers, and small enough to live in a pocket without announcing itself to anyone.
Reviews
What customers are saying
The word that keeps coming up is cute, usually followed by plans to buy more, sneak them onto a partner's desk, or start a full collection. The varying firmnesses get specific praise, with a few people treating the bag as an accidental firmness sampler for the bigger toys, and the detail at this size gets called impressive more than once. Recurring grumbles are minor: the odd duplicate in the 10 packs, colours slightly less saturated than the photos, and a price some find a touch steep.
