What our customers say
The word that keeps coming up is cute, usually followed by plans to buy more, sneak them onto a partner's desk, or start a full collection. The varying firmnesses get specific praise, with a few people treating the bag as an accidental firmness sampler for the bigger toys, and the detail at this size gets called impressive more than once. Recurring grumbles are minor: the odd duplicate in the 10 packs, colours slightly less saturated than the photos, and a price some find a touch steep.
The Micro Squishies: Bag of Dicks
A whole bag of impossibly tiny dicks, soft enough to mash flat between finger and thumb and stubborn enough to bounce straight back. The colours and styles are a lucky dip and yes, the occasional twin sneaks through, but each batch comes in a mix of firmnesses (so even matching shapes feel different) and they're made from the same body safe material as our full size toys, just shrunk.
Full details
Full details
- Dislike Sue from the office? Boom, a Micro Dick on her keyboard*
- Feeling the need to channel your inner mischief deity? Give one of these micro squishies a squish and reign supreme.
- Bored of your same-old, same-old home décor? Jazz things up by dotting Micro Dicks around.
- Got an Uncle with outlandish political views? Stop his rant by tossing a micro dick his way.
The possibilities? Well, they're practically limitless**.
Dive into this bag and you'll find a vibrant array of micro squishies, each more colorful than the last.
These micro squishies are the fun-size version of our larger toys – even more itsy-bitsy than our Mini Squishies!
As for the colours and styles, it's all a roll of the dice! We'll mix 'em up to ensure each one is a unique little surprise, aiming to keep duplicates at bay.
*Don't do this, HR will be grumpy and we can't bail you out of that one.
**Okay, they're not really – but it's fun to dream!
Shipping to United Kingdom
Shipping to United Kingdom
Discreet Shipping
All our toys arrive in the most boring brown boxes imaginable. No logos, no winking emojis, no hints. Just you, your package, and absolutely zero awkward small talk with delivery drivers.
Returns
Look, we get it. Sometimes things don't work out. We've all been there.
You've got 30 days from when your package arrives to decide if you want to return something. Just make sure the item is in the same condition you received it — unused, with all its original packaging and tags intact.
For more info here's our full returns policy.
Secure Checkout
Secure Checkout
We accept credit cards, debit cards, PayPal, ClearPay, Sezzle and Klarna. All secure, all simple, all showing discreetly on your bank statement.
Squish, release, repeat
Some give in without a fight, some push back, and all of them snap to shape the second you let go. Dangerously moreish as fidgets, consider yourself warned.
Scatter at will
Pocket one for stressful meetings, line a few up on a shelf, hide one somewhere a loved one will eventually find it (the finding is the fun part). Collecting the whole lot is also a valid lifestyle.
Tiny but proper
Same material as the big toys, detailed right down to the individual suckers, and small enough to live in a pocket without announcing itself to anyone.
Reviews
What customers are saying
The word that keeps coming up is cute, usually followed by plans to buy more, sneak them onto a partner's desk, or start a full collection. The varying firmnesses get specific praise, with a few people treating the bag as an accidental firmness sampler for the bigger toys, and the detail at this size gets called impressive more than once. Recurring grumbles are minor: the odd duplicate in the 10 packs, colours slightly less saturated than the photos, and a price some find a touch steep.
These are so cute and fun!! Why do we humans go crazy for 'thing... but smaller' lol. At first glance, I thought it was a little unlucky that 3/5 of them were Arboras, but they are a different firmness each, so that's actually super cool and fun to see and compare! Was originally planning to hide them around friends places and/or give away, but I think I'll just keep them as they are so cute. Would love to get some more, but they are a bit expensive imo.
they're so cute
They're about yay high and I was happy to get a very cute rainbow gradient. Size comparison with the mini werewolf (NOT XS) as the sacrifice
I enjoy a lot of them being a different toughness, kind of works as firmness samples!
These are such perfect lil' guys, the colours I got were super pretty too!
They're spot on for what I needed them as decorations for!
Let’s say these small packages were a big hit!
Imagine my surprise when I open not only a box of happy for me - but I get a tiny bag of individually unique dicks! Every one is different, and as any Elder Millennial worth their salt will do, I must collect them all! They're definitely going to be in my next order - I have a collection to start!!
Great design, the details of the suckers was excellent. 10/10 planning to buy more of this model
In the preview image the colours seemed a bit more saturated than what I got but I'm still happy with it and it's not too different
This was a really fun purchase! More of a novelty than an actual sex toy (unless you're into sounding!). I think I'll buy another set with my next order. I did get a few repetitions with my 10-dick order but that's absolutely normal as they're randoms
The Bag of Dicks (Micro Squishies)
So much fun! I like to sneak them on to my partner's desk and see how long it takes him to notice. They are cute, unique, interesting variety of colors and shapes, and very impressive details for how small they are!
I love that my product came with a card saying who made it! And it definitely met all my expectations. The packaging was really nice, too.
I love my cute lil bag of dicks!
They are so tiny and cute. They fit in your pocket to take discreetly anywhere. Super soft too. Make great fidgets.
Award-Winning Fantasy Sex Toys
Recognised by leading names in the industry.
Sexual Freedom Awards
Winner – Product of the Year
Bazowie Awards
Winner – Fan Favorite Horror Toy
XBIZ Europa Awards
Nominee – Sex Toy of the Year
XBIZ Awards
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UK Fetish Awards
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Alternative Awards
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