The Alien III Dildo - Vac-U-Lock - Medium - Large - Almost Perfect - Ready Made
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Firmness: Medium
Size:
Model: The Alien III Dildo
THE ALIEN III: Perfect for anyone who's ever thought: "You know what I need? Something that understands anatomy AND has a sense of adventure."
Here's the deal with this otherworldly wonder: it starts thick and tapers down as it goes, which sounds simple until you realise what a game changer that design actually is. The bulbous head? That's your "hello there" moment.
But wait, there's more! (And yes, I'm channelling infomercial energy) We added these perfectly placed bumps along the top of the shaft because apparently our design team believes in overachieving. Plus, the gentle curve hits your G spot like it has GPS coordinates programmed in.
Consider this your official invitation to make first contact with your new favourite extra-terrestrial experience.
Brought to you by the creative brilliance of Kat from Excelddesigns.
FAQ
Why do you only use platinum silicone?
We use platinum silicone so you get a toy that is non-pourous (meaning when you clean it, it gets fully clean and can't transmit bacteria), doesn't smell, is body safe and feels fantastic.
If you'd like to learn more about cleaning your toys, read our sex toy care guide.
What are the different firmness options?
We offer 3 firmness options:
Medium Firmness - 10A on the Shore hardness scale
Soft Firmness - 5A on the Shore hardness scale.
Super Soft Firmness - 0040 on the Shore hardness scale
For more information about our firmness options see our firmness guide.