Goblin Dildo - Large - Super Soft - Vac-U-Lock - Ready Made
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Firmness: Super Soft
Size: Large
Model: Goblin Dildo
Meet your new favourite troublemaker: The Goblin.
This cheeky little creation brings all the mischievous energy you'd expect, complete with ribs, curves, and delightfully bumpy bits that'll have you questioning why you ever settled for boring toys.
What makes this little troublemaker special, I hear you ask from the back?
Realistic meets fantasy curves because why choose between what works and what sparks your imagination?
Curved for pleasure in all the right ways. Think of it as having a built in navigation system for all your favourite spots.
Bumpy underside texture means you'll literally feel every single ridge and curve. Those details aren't just pretty to look at (though they really are something to behold).
The Goblin proves that the best adventures happen when you embrace a little chaos.
FAQ
Why do you only use platinum silicone?
We use platinum silicone so you get a toy that is non-pourous (meaning when you clean it, it gets fully clean and can't transmit bacteria), doesn't smell, is body safe and feels fantastic.
If you'd like to learn more about cleaning your toys, read our sex toy care guide.
What are the different firmness options?
We offer 3 firmness options:
Medium Firmness - 10A on the Shore hardness scale
Soft Firmness - 5A on the Shore hardness scale.
Super Soft Firmness - 0040 on the Shore hardness scale
For more information about our firmness options see our firmness guide.