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Leafy ridges spiral the whole way up, and every single one announces itself on the way in (then again on the way out, which is frankly where things get interesting). It runs soft and it is thirsty for lube, and because it looks like something botanical rather than something anatomical, it can live on a shelf right up until it very much can't.
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We use platinum-cure silicone for every single product because honestly? You deserve toys that are safe, durable, and feel as good as they look.
What makes it so special?
It's non-porous, which means when you clean it, it actually gets clean clean. No sneaky bacteria hiding in microscopic crevices. No weird smells developing over time. Just pure, body-safe silicone that stays hygienic no matter how adventurous you get.
Plus, it feels incredible. Like, genuinely fantastic!
Discreet Shipping
All our toys arrive in the most boring brown boxes imaginable. No logos, no winking emojis, no hints. Just you, your package, and absolutely zero awkward small talk with delivery drivers.
Returns
Look, we get it. Sometimes things don't work out. We've all been there.
You've got 30 days from when your package arrives to decide if you want to return something. Just make sure the item is in the same condition you received it — unused, with all its original packaging and tags intact.
For more info here's our full returns policy.
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Ridge by ridge
A gradient of texture that catches on every stroke and builds as it goes. If texture is your thing, this is your entire personality now.
Slow and slippery
The flared base keeps everything anchored while you take your time over the ridges. It's a soft, bendy thing, so a steady hand and an embarrassing amount of lube are the way in (literally).
Shelf art, technically
Pure platinum silicone, body safe and easy to keep clean. Non phallic enough that guests will assume it's sculpture, which it also is.
Size Guide (Inches)
| Measurement | XS | S | M | L |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Tip Circumference | 2 | 2.6 | 3.1 | 3.7 |
| Head Circumference | 3 | 3.8 | 4.5 | 5.1 |
| Head Diameter | 1 | 1.2 | 1.4 | 1.6 |
| Knot or Middle Circumference | 4.9 | 6.2 | 7.7 | 8.5 |
| Middle diameter | 1.6 | 2 | 2.4 | 2.7 |
| Shaft Circumference | 4 | 5 | 6.1 | 6.9 |
| Insertable Length | 4.5 | 5.9 | 7.1 | 8.1 |
| Total Length | 5.6 | 7.1 | 8.7 | 9.9 |
| Base Circumference | 6.7 | 8.5 | 10.4 | 11.8 |
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Reviews
What customers are saying
Reviewers keep praising the sculptural looks, the plush softness, and the way the ridges pull sensation out stroke by stroke, with one calling it a great dildo for texture lovers. The recurring concern is floppiness in the softer firmness, with the thin section above the base making it unwieldy and hard to angle for some. Strong marks too for the colourwork and for customer service when an order went sideways.


















































