The Tentacle Grinder V - Ready-Made - Almost Perfect - Super Soft Firmness
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Firmness: Super Soft
Size:
Model: The Tentacle Grinder V
This sea monster scene is a true nautical nightmare. A mighty ship riddled with intricate details, being dragged beneath the waves by relentless tentacles. With each twist and coil, the Kraken sinks its prize, sending splintered beams and shattered dreams adrift.
The Tentacle Grinder V features sleek black nylon straps (2.5ft / 0.7m), with quick-release buckles that make securing it as easy as sending a ship to its doom. Attach it to a pillow, your hand, or whatever strikes your fancy, and let those tentacles pull you into a world of deep-sea pleasure.
As always, don’t skimp on the lube. Your favorite water-based lube will make the journey even smoother. But if you crave that extra-silky slide, treat yourself to the Silky Smooth Upgrade, which coats your tentacles in a luxurious finish derived from Durian tree nuts, making every grind smooth as glass.
Silky Smooth Upgrade
Elevate your Kraken with the silky smooth finish, perfect for a slicker, gentler feel. The upgrade uses an all-natural additive from Durian tree nuts, giving the Tentacle Grinder V a glide like no other.
Avoid this upgrade if:
You're allergic to durian, tree nuts, or musk thistle seed.
You're sensitive to scents, as this upgrade adds a nutty aroma to your tentacles.
FAQ
Why do you only use platinum silicone?
We use platinum silicone so you get a toy that is non-pourous (meaning when you clean it, it gets fully clean and can't transmit bacteria), doesn't smell, is body safe and feels fantastic.
If you'd like to learn more about cleaning your toys, read our sex toy care guide.
What are the different firmness options?
We offer 3 firmness options:
Medium Firmness - 10A on the Shore hardness scale
Soft Firmness - 5A on the Shore hardness scale.
Super Soft Firmness - 0040 on the Shore hardness scale
For more information about our firmness options see our firmness guide.