The Mystery Dildo


Sale price£49
Size: X-Small

Description

What's inside? That's classified. But here's what we can tell you:

  • It's one of our bestselling dildos
  • It will look amazing
  • Let's just say satisfaction is more than guaranteed – it's inevitable

Reviews

Customer Reviews

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Mystery dildo - Large upgrade

Had the mystery dildo XS as a free gift when I purchased a grinder as a limited time promotion but I paid to upgrade to large. I received the dragon knot I which I was very pleased with. This is my first time trying a fantasy dildo and a knot dildo too. This is a good starter knot fantasy dildo as the knot isn’t quite as big as some of the other knot dildos but absolutely makes you feel full. Beautiful colour which is a deep pink with little shimmer reflects - the pictures don’t do it justice. Very comfortable to use and accurate to the size listing so check beforehand before buying! I was a little apprehensive when I felt the squish of the material compared to other high street dildos however this is extremely sturdy and well made.

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H.W.
Knot a bad way to treat yourself!

Received a knot dildo in such striking colours, and absolutely got a size upgrade because treat yourself!
Cute, fun and a unique sensation - loved it!

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G.G.
Fun! I sized up to small.

Nice surprise! I spent the money to size up.

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R.
Taken by surprise with how much I love this one

So I got the Dragon in this incredible marble pour and im absolutely obssessed with it! I'm always excited to receive an order so I didn't think too much of the mystery dildo as they always do an amazing job, I was really just hoping it was usable for me, but wow did they out-do themselves!

When I first saw it, I instantly thought this will be a great anal toy, but it is honestly amazing vaginally as well for me even in the XS. I usually would buy bigger as apparently my eyes are bigger than I am. But I would even go as far as to say it's my goldilocks dildo with no extra prep needed and straight to the point

And the COLOUR! The most gorgeous marble and purple pour, I'm completely in love ... again haha.

Thank you so much!!

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S.T.
Lovely Toy

This little guy gets the job done, fun to sit on

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M.
I should have sized up

It's very hard with a mystery dildo to know what kind of size dildo you're going to get. Some extra smalls have a 5in circumference and while others are much smaller. Like my mystery dildo. 🤣 I very much regret not sizing up but then I could have ended up paying for something that was still not big enough.

I do feel that having ordered the Geeyem in size small (which at its widest point has a circumference of 6.5in) it was a bit unfair to give me such a tiny dildo. But then it's a free gift so you can't really complain. But I can confirm after one attempt where my vagina felt empty 🤣 it will never be used again. Medium sized banana in photo for size comparison.