
The Dragon III Dildo - Squishy Firmness - Large Size - Ready Made
Add any toy to your cart and we'll secretly slip in a FREE x-small mystery dildo.
Want to size up? You can upgrade your surprise for just a few extra coins in cart. Because good things come in all sizes.
All our toys arrive in the most boring brown boxes imaginable. No logos, no winking emojis, no hints. Just you, your package, and absolutely zero awkward small talk with delivery drivers.
We accept credit cards, debit cards, PayPal, ClearPay, Sezzle and Klarna. All secure, all simple, all showing discreetly on your bank statement.
Firmness: Squishy Soft
Size: Large






Model: The Dragon III Dildo
Introducing the Dragon III...
Those three ridges you've been eyeing? They're strategically positioned to hit all the right spots, creating a crescendo of pleasure that builds faster than our marketing team's enthusiasm for dragon puns.
We've engineered this beauty with an ultra-slim profile because sometimes less is more. All the pleasure, none of the bulk.
The rock-solid base isn't just there to look pretty. It stays put when you don't because nothing ruins the mood faster than having to pause your fantasy for a retrieval mission.
Crafted from premium body-safe silicone that feels like it was designed by someone who actually understands human anatomy (shocking, we know), the Dragon III is as beautiful as it is functional. Those textured scales aren't just for show, though they do make for great conversation starters at inappropriate times.
Whether you're embarking on a solo adventure or bringing along a companion for the ride, this is the fantasy accessory that will have you cancelling plans faster than you can say "suddenly feeling under the weather."
Meticulously designed with passion and precision by Kat from Excelddesigns, because someone around here has to be the professional.
FAQ
Why do you only use platinum silicone?
We use platinum silicone so you get a toy that is non-pourous (meaning when you clean it, it gets fully clean and can't transmit bacteria), doesn't smell, is body safe and feels fantastic.
If you'd like to learn more about cleaning your toys, read our sex toy care guide.
What are the different firmness options?
We offer 3 firmness options:
Medium Firmness - 10A on the Shore hardness scale
Soft Firmness - 5A on the Shore hardness scale.
Super Soft Firmness - 0040 on the Shore hardness scale
For more information about our firmness options see our firmness guide.