The Banana X Tentacle Dildo

Q: What are the different firmness options?

We offer the following firmness options: Medium Firmness - 10A on the Shore hardness scale Super Soft Firmness - 0040 on the Shore hardness scale Squishy Soft Firmness - 0020 on the Shore hardness scale For more information about our firmness options see our firmness guide .

Q: What do the colours actually look like?

Check out our colour guide to see exactly what our colours look like. But please keep in mind, each toy is hand-poured, so no two are exactly alike!

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£49

Size: X-Small

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Size Guide

Total:

£49

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The Banana X Tentacle Dildo

£49

Description

Note: Version 2.0 fixes everything that made us want to hide under our desks:

Stable base that actually stays put (no more embarrassing tumbles)
Compatible with suction cups AND vac-u-lock (because options are everything)
Natural banana curve designed for exactly the right kind of pleasure

The collab you never knew you needed. Nature's most suggestive fruit meets your deepest ocean fantasies.

The Banana X Tentacle brings you the best of both worlds – the gentle curve that knows exactly where it's going, plus those delightfully textured suckers that make every adventure more interesting. It's like if your favourite fruit had a wild night out with a sea creature, and honestly? We're here for it.

Whether you're living out your deep-sea fantasies or just appreciate creative anatomy, this is the toy that'll have you looking at the fruit aisle differently forever.

Size Guide (Inches)

Measurement	XS	S	M	L
Tip Circumference	1.4 3.6	1.6 4.1	1.8 4.6	2.1 5.3
Head Circumference	2.3 5.8	2.7 6.9	3.1 7.9	3.2 8.1
Head Diameter	0.7 1.8	0.9 2.3	1.0 2.5	1.0 2.5
Knot or Middle Circumference	3.5 8.9	3.8 9.7	4.4 11.2	5.0 12.7
Middle diameter	1.1 2.8	1.2 3.0	1.4 3.6	1.6 4.1
Shaft Circumference	3.7 9.4	4.2 10.7	4.8 12.2	5.5 14.0
Insertable Length	3.1 7.9	3.4 8.6	4.1 10.4	4.7 11.9
Total Length	5.9 15.0	6.7 17.0	7.5 19.1	9.1 23.1
Base Circumference	7.8 19.8	8.9 22.6	10.1 25.7	11.6 29.5

Product FAQ

What are the different colour options?

We offer 6 different colour styles, though not all are available on every product.

Surprise Me Basic - Leave the decision in our capable hands and we'll choose a solid colour that compliments your toy selection.

Surprise Me Premium - Leave the decision to us and we'll get creative with two or more colours. We love this choice as it allows us to get experimental with all of our colours, often resulting in our best pours.

Solid - One colour that will run evenly throughout your toy

Fade - Two colours combined that are gradually blended together. Colour 1 will be the tip of your toy and Colour 2 will be the shaft and base.

Marble - Two colours combined resulting in a veining effect similar to classic marble.

UC Trademark - This is a product-specific colour. The main image of the product is the UC Trademark colour.

For more information, take a look at our colour guide.

What are the different firmness options?

We offer the following firmness options:

Medium Firmness - 10A on the Shore hardness scale
Super Soft Firmness - 0040 on the Shore hardness scale
Squishy Soft Firmness - 0020 on the Shore hardness scale

For more information about our firmness options see our firmness guide.

Why do you only use platinum silicone?

We use platinum silicone so you get a toy that is non-pourous (meaning when you clean it, it gets fully clean and can't transmit bacteria), doesn't smell, is body safe and feels fantastic.

If you'd like to learn more about cleaning your toys, read our sex toy care guide.

What do the colours actually look like?

Check out our colour guide to see exactly what our colours look like. But please keep in mind, each toy is hand-poured, so no two are exactly alike!

Reviews

I can't hear you Bert, I have a banana in my rear

I got this in medium, soft and it feels great in my pussy. Because it's asymmetrical you get different sensations when you rotate it. The "banana peel" part makes a good handle. I haven't tried it up the back door yet but am planning to. The design gets hilarious reactions from other people when you whip it out.

The one thing I don't like about the design is that unlike some of the other dildos it doesn't have a wide base that could stand up or be attached to a suction cup accessory.

miss wife

wife happy. Life good. Give wife banana. Wife leave. Monkey sad.

Yummy

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