The Micro Squishies: Family of Dicks
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Description
Get ready to meet the "Family of Dicks". This adorable squad of mini manhoods will add a dose of cheeky fun to your day! This pack of five tiny but mighty members is all about spreading joy, one little penis at a time. With their charming faces and pint-sized presence, these novelty toys are perfect for a playful surprise or a lighthearted gag.
Perfect for slipping into unsuspecting places, these dinky dicks make for the ultimate conversation starters or icebreakers. Leave one on a bookshelf, in a desk drawer, or even in the glove compartment of someone's car for a spontaneous snicker.
Sizing
One Size
Product FAQ
Why do you only use platinum silicone?
We use platinum silicone so you get a toy that is non-pourous (meaning when you clean it, it gets fully clean and can't transmit bacteria), doesn't smell, is body safe and feels fantastic.
If you'd like to learn more about cleaning your toys, read our sex toy care guide.
What are the different firmness options?
We offer 4 firmness options:
Medium Firmness - 10A on the Shore hardness scale
Soft Firmness - 5A on the Shore hardness scale.
Super Soft Firmness - 0040 on the Shore hardness scale
Squishy Soft Firmness - 0020 on the Shore hardness scale
For more information about our firmness options see our firmness guide.
What are the different colour options?
We offer 6 different colour styles, though not all are available on every product.
Surprise Me Basic - Leave the decision in our capable hands and we'll choose a solid colour that compliments your toy selection.
Surprise Me Premium - Leave the decision to us and we'll get creative with two or more colours. We love this choice as it allows us to get experimental with all of our colours, often resulting in our best pours.
Solid - One colour that will run evenly throughout your toy
Fade - Two colours combined that are gradually blended together. Colour 1 will be the tip of your toy and Colour 2 will be the shaft and base.
Marble - Two colours combined resulting in a veining effect similar to classic marble.
UC Trademark - This is a product-specific colour. The main image of the product is the UC Trademark colour.
For more information, take a look at our colour guide.
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