
What our customers say
The praise is remarkably consistent: soft, well made silicone, fast shipping (even UK to US in a week), lovely surprise colours, and eggs that go delightfully deep. Two recurring notes worth flagging honestly, a couple of people wished they'd sized up to the medium, and the eggs can be tricky to release if your lube isn't up to the job.






L'ovipositeur xénomorphe
A curved tip and ribbed body that travels further in than seems strictly polite, dropping all three eggs somewhere genuinely thrilling (call it a personal expedition). If you've heard the eggs put up a fight on the way out, that's almost always your lube giving up early, so pair it with a good water based one, reapply whenever you fancy, and the soft, body-safe silicone handles the rest. Openings at both ends means loading in and deploying happen without any wrestling.
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Préparez-vous à crier « Game over, mec ! » car l'ovipositeur Xenomorph est là pour apporter un tout nouveau niveau de frisson à votre ruche personnelle. Ce n'est pas juste une autre chasse aux insectes ; avec des ouvertures aux deux extrémités, il est prêt à déployer ses œufs au cœur de l'action. Avec un design inspiré du plus emblématique des xenos, sa pointe incurvée et son corps nervuré sont prêts à parcourir vos couloirs intérieurs, garantissant que chaque rencontre est une aventure palpitante.
N'oubliez pas que lorsqu'il s'agit de déployer ces œufs, « c'est l'heure du jeu ». Appliquez le lubrifiant comme s'il s'agissait d'une armure résistante aux acides pour assurer le passage en douceur des œufs. Conçu sur mesure pour une utilisation vaginale, cet appareil promet une rencontre des plus excitantes.
Chaque ovipositeur Xénomorphe est accompagné d'un ensemble de 3 œufs, préparés et prêts pour votre suite personnelle. Cette fois, c'est plus que personnel, c'est du plaisir.
We use platinum-cure silicone for every single product because honestly? You deserve toys that are safe, durable, and feel as good as they look.
What makes it so special?
It's non-porous, which means when you clean it, it actually gets clean clean. No sneaky bacteria hiding in microscopic crevices. No weird smells developing over time. Just pure, body-safe silicone that stays hygienic no matter how adventurous you get.
Plus, it feels incredible. Like, genuinely fantastic!
We accept credit cards, debit cards, PayPal, ClearPay, Sezzle and Klarna. All secure, all simple, all showing discreetly on your bank statement.
Discreet Shipping
All our toys arrive in the most boring brown boxes imaginable. No logos, no winking emojis, no hints. Just you, your package, and absolutely zero awkward small talk with delivery drivers.
Returns
Look, we get it. Sometimes things don't work out. We've all been there.
You've got 30 days from when your package arrives to decide if you want to return something. Just make sure the item is in the same condition you received it — unused, with all its original packaging and tags intact.
For more info here's our full returns policy.

Pleasantly ribbed
The texture is present without being overwhelming, and the firmness holds its shape so it actually goes where you point it. Every egg lands further in than you'd think reasonable.
Eggs at the ready
Comes with a set of three eggs, load them in through one end and deploy from the other. Generous lube is not optional here, it is the whole game.
Soft, safe silicone
Body-safe silicone that's soft to the touch and wipes clean without drama. Small or medium, both tailored for vaginal use.
Size Guide
| Measurement | S | M |
|---|---|---|
| Tip Circumference | 2.0″ | 2.4″ |
| Knot or Middle Circumference | 5.0″ | 6.3″ |
| Shaft Circumference | 5.5″ | 7.1″ |
| Insertable Length | 6.5″ | 8.1″ |
| Total Length | 7.6″ | 9.3″ |
| Base Circumference | 7.2″ | 9.1″ |
| Egg Total Length | 1.5″ | 1.8″ |
| Egg Circumference | 3.5″ | 4.7″ |
| Egg Diameter | 1.1″ | 1.5″ |
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What our customers say
The praise is remarkably consistent: soft, well made silicone, fast shipping (even UK to US in a week), lovely surprise colours, and eggs that go delightfully deep. Two recurring notes worth flagging honestly, a couple of people wished they'd sized up to the medium, and the eggs can be tricky to release if your lube isn't up to the job.






















































