Nouvelles

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Welcome to our little corner of the internet, where pleasure meets playful design and we absolutely never take ourselves too seriously. (Though we do take your pleasure very seriously. Just not in a boring way.)

A proper update. Finally. Sorry

New faces, design a grinder & two elephants

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25 mars 2026

Chief Dildo Officer

Five updates and a monkey

Heyyyyyy, I've got a handful of things to tell you today and I've separated everything with a little dashed line in what I can only describe as the most ambitious formatting decision of my career s...

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23 févr. 2026

Chief Dildo Officer

Free toys for tattoos

(yes, really)

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11 févr. 2026

Chief Dildo Officer

"Quite cringe and exhausting"

A real review we're now owning

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7 janv. 2026

Chief Dildo Officer

We Survived

Farewell 2025!

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30 déc. 2025

Chief Dildo Officer

Uncover Wrapped - 2025 Overshare Report

We definitely didn't borrow this idea from Spotify.

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23 déc. 2025

Chief Dildo Officer

You Absolute Legends

(We're simultaneously thrilled and screaming)

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28 nov. 2025

Chief Dildo Officer

We Ran Out Of Silicone

😬

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15 nov. 2025

Chief Dildo Officer

The Room Went Silent When I Pitched This...

Now then, now then, I'm coming to you with updates from an airport terminal gate. (I may or may not be writing this while waiting for an airplane to Austria. Why you ask? Because I'm dedicated t...

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28 oct. 2025

Chief Dildo Officer

Someone tried to order 105 FREE dildos

Hope you're doing well. How's your week going? Good? Great. Okay, small talk out of the way, let's get into the good stuff.

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14 oct. 2025

Chief Dildo Officer

We're kicking Sinnovator out

So much room for activities.

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26 sept. 2025