Le broyeur de tentacules

Toy: This is my first grinder and purchase from UC. For me, there was a bit of a learning curve and experimenting with placement to get the most out of this toy. Once I figured it out, it was a smooth ride 🤤 The super soft firmness is perfect; I don't believe the squishy soft would've given me the desired result. Definitely check out the firmness guide! I'm also really glad I upgraded to silky smooth. I don't have to add any extra lube to help reduce friction; I'm practically gliding lol. There is a nutty smell, but it wasn't overpowering thankfully. The facial features and tongue are perfectly placed and I honestly can't complain lol 👀 I wish I'd gone with a darker brown and chosen my color arrangement better, but that's purely a "me" problem.

Customer service: *chef's kiss* Very patient with me! I greatly appreciate that, especially since this was my first time ordering a customizable toy and I was all over the place with my request. Email responses were prompt and polite. Thank you 🙏

Overall, 10/10! Y'all have a new repeat customer. I already have my eye on a couple things 👀 💖

Absolute LOVE this toy!! It's so soft, easy to use and gives a fair few ways to use it. I'm disabled and have mobility issues, but this Oni grinder is easy to use for that much desired stimulation! Hold the horns and let the tongue explore, slip in a horn and grind the nose, or rub its face everywhere, the options are boundless :D

I love, love, love (imagine an increasingly appreciative tone) this wonderful sculpt!!! I was captivated by the design since I first saw it. But having this grinder in-person genuinely is like a work of art (I actually would wear it as a part of an outfit if that weren't so ~salacious~)
I went for the "premium surprise" colours and I'm sooooo glad I did, trusting the artist to make a good decision with their own design is the way to go!!
My oni came in a shimmering swirl of magenta and dark blue-grey slate. I adore the combo 😍
Sometimes I'll just sit and appreciate the craftsmanship because small businesses just do it RIGHT!

Now for performance---
After a few test runs; I throughly enjoy this toy, at times I wonder if I should have gone the super squishy route, but as a fan of pressure I think the soft squish was the right way to go for me. (Good to keep in mind if you like a softer ride though)
There are so many positions to enjoy this toy (it's giving "gotta try 'em all!") And I look forward to introducing it into play with my partner too 🫡

If you have been looking at this listing (while waiting for a paycheque.. longingly staring and stroking your phone screen) JUST GO FOR IT!! You won't be disappointed!

(Not to mention, given that this came all the way from across the pond... after the order was finished it arrived so quickly! I was pleasantly surprised)

(In my photos he's freshly washed out of the box, water droplets were an artistic choice)

amazing quality, looks gorgeous. this is my first grinder so I'm still sorta figuring out how to use it for the best... "results." clean-up is a teensy bit annoying but that's because I'm lazy and the design has a lot of intricate patterns in it. I got the silky smooth upgrade and was fascinated with the way the silicone felt on my hands.

Ok WOW. I was not sure what to expect when ordering a grinder toy. I knew I wanted one in general, and this one looked so damn cool I HAD TO have it!

I’m so happy I ordered it! It’s a little bit of a learning curve if you are not used to this type of toy, but once you figure it out, WOW it’s worth it.

I’m also mind blown by how they managed to create an ideal colour mix for me. I put in the surprise me premium option and when I opened the box I was absolutely flabbergasting in the best way that somehow intuitively they just KNEW one of my favourite colours.

Customer service was absolutely lovely and this is swiftly taking a place beside my magic wand as one of my favourites.

It’s pretty desecrate and love fidgeting with it when it’s lying around. It’s easy to use and work’s well.