Le broyeur de Vénus

I did not know what to expect when I ordered this, but this is the best toy I've ever purchased. After reading reviews I went with the medium firmness and let them surprise me with the colour (I got pearlescent white, which gave me pause, but im leaning into the ethereal alien vibes) Game changer! 10/10! No notes! My only complaint is that I have other jobs to do but zero motivation to leave the bedroom.

Beyond excited with my new toys! Wasn't sure whether I'd like this, so I was kinda nervous to splurge. It arrived way sooner than expected, lucky me. The emails were a lot of fun and it was discretely packaged.

The colors are absolutely stunning. For the grinder I chose Surprise me me basic, medium firmness. Instead of a Venus plant, it reminds me of Nessie (Loch Less monster) which made me fall in love with it. The color is just spot on for that too. Happy I didn't go softer, as I'm not particularly sensitive and generally like pressure. Satisfyer power bullet in the pic for scale - fits well. A longer bullet would too.

The surprise dildo (sized up to medium) was beautiful and surprisingly perfect for me. The egg I added to compare firmness is a fun little treat.

Can't thank you all enough for your creativity and spirit. As a transguy who transitioned in their fifties, I'm connecting to my body finally. These toys are inviting me to experiment and have fun. Highly recommend.

Squishy Soft with all the fun color customizations. I really enjoyed my first time playing with this one on my own. It is bigger than I thought and I love it. It is a little difficult to play with a partner, as it is so soft. and big to hold in hand.

Very satisfying, I like the texture.

(Sorry for the terrible photo and random cat hairs lol. They’re everywhere no matter what I do.) Anyway, I have never tried a more satisfying toy in my life. (It may or may not be more fun than an actual dick, but I’m not saying one way or the other.) When I tested it for the first time, I finished in record time because it was just too good, but I couldn’t even be upset. I just had no idea toys could be this pleasurable.

The stem is the perfect length and the way it widens at the tip makes me feel things I’ve never felt before. The spikes did indeed make me nervous at first, as the description cheekily hints at, but they ended up feeling beyond incredible. The softness level I picked ended up being fantastic for my needs, and that texture combined with the silky smooth upgrade? Say no more. The entire toy is perfect for both anal and vaginal play, and I know I won’t be trading any nasty stuff (in a bad way) between the two if I wash it thoroughly between uses since the silicone is obviously such high quality. Even the color pour ended up being cooler than I’d imagined.

I seriously can’t get enough of this grinder. It really does bring me back to the good old days when I’d have some fun with a pillow or a towel as a wee lad, but this is much better than anything I could have dreamt up on my own. I’m using this thing until it falls apart, but I doubt that’ll happen anytime soon since it’s so sturdy. Genuinely such a well-designed, well-made product. This entire company has definitely earned my loyalty.

My only feedback is the insertable part could be bigger. I got the super soft with strong mint, frosted thistle, and summer skies. I didn't order a bullet hole but they "accidentally" put one. Sent me to the moon with the theragun so of course I had to go back and buy the bullet 😂 can't wait to try with a partner.