Le broyeur de tentacules

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Very interesting experience trying to learn to use it. Apparently humping does not come naturally to me. I wish it was a bit softer than it is bc I want to hump harder but I get a sore pelvic bone if I do. Overall though I'm pretty satisfied and hopefully will become more satisfied as I learn to use it properly.

Nice change of pace from traditional sex toys
My wife really likes to strap it to my muscular thigh grind and tease herself
Def adds stimulation to her clitoris and labia
We don’t lube if you naturally get wet like she does you’ll not need lube
Sexy to watch her thrusting herself back n forth on my body and the toy
Leaves us both soaked in her natural juices
Great to simulate another female
Leads to tightening of her inner walls and swelling of her lips
She also likes to utilize after sex slowing herself down while keeping her climax

Works as it should, although I’m discovering that I, as an individual, am unfortunately not very sensitive :(
Is there any way to help with that? I still very much like it but it ends up feeling a little weird.

Ordered at first late december. That shipment never left England after a whole month. Got in contact with the support, very good customer support I must say. However. It was concluded the shipment was void and a second parcel was going to be shipped via DHL as to avoid the same issue a second time. This parcel was then shipped with Royal Mail again and on the third of this month (17 days ago). I still have not recieved the product, it is still in transit (has been for about 10 days). I would have contacted support again but this is the THIRD email inquirery I recieve asking for a review, so here's what you asked for.
I will be sending another review when (or if) I recieve the product.

This is the very first sex toy I’ve ever purchased, and honestly, I’m already thinking about buying another one. When they offered free customization on the Oni Grinder, I jumped on it—even though I had originally planned to work my way up to that one. I just couldn’t pass up the deal! The whole process of picking out what I wanted and customizing it felt so liberating. I found myself checking the mailbox like an excited kid on Christmas morning.

Quick shoutout to James for bringing my creation to life—the colors turned out beautifully, so thank you! For reference, I chose glow green, strong mint, and black, and the combination is absolutely stunning.

Since I was new to all of this, I opted for the squishy soft firmness, and I’m so glad I did. The texture is amazing. Sometimes I just want to squeeze it like a stress ball, and other times I just admire how beautiful it is. It also makes the most delicious sounds, which happens to be a big kink for me.

I went with the silky smooth upgrade and added the bullet hole option just to try it out. I haven’t used the vibrating bullet yet, but I already know it’s going to be amazing when I do. And again—the tentacle texture? Exquisite. I’m truly having so much fun exploring myself with the Tentacle Grinder.

As for the silky smooth upgrade, they do warn that it has a strong smell. I was a little worried at first, but after airing it out and giving it a wash, the smell calmed down significantly. It did travel a long way in a small box—from overseas to hot-as-heck Texas—so that probably didn’t help the scent. But honestly, it arrived in great shape, so I’m not complaining.

The packaging was super discreet—just a small brown box, a little beat up from its journey. I read the label out of curiosity, and all it said was “tentacle sculpture,” which I thought was both cute and funny. (One of those “if you know, you know” moments.) I wish I’d taken a picture of the box, but I was way too excited and opened it like a caveman.

Everything arrived in one piece, and I was relieved to see that even the bottle of lube only had a small dent. Super happy about that. I didn’t even think about where it was coming from until after I placed the order—too excited to care! That only mattered once I had to wait (I’m a pretty impatient person). So, fair warning: if you live far away like me, your new best friend may take a little while to get to you. But in my opinion, it was so worth the wait.

Not only did I get to support a small business, but the craftsmanship is absolutely amazing. The attention to detail on the tentacles is mesmerizing, and let’s just say my alone time is no longer boring.

As a bonus, the package also came with a cute little mold of the magic pendant grinder and a free extra-small mystery dildo—which I believe is the Werewolf 2. I haven’t tried it yet, but I’m definitely curious!

The thought and care that went into this whole experience is what made me want to leave this review. Even as I write this, I already have my eye on a few more treasures that I can’t wait to add to my collection. They're definitely going on my wishlist!