Le gode Alien II
- Only one exists. When it sells, that's it. There won't be another one exactly like this because that's impossible and also kind of the whole point.
- What you see is what arrives. Not approximately this. Not a close match. This piece, in this photo, is the thing you'll unwrap.
- Ships in 1 to 2 days. It's already made. There's no queue, no production window, nothing standing between you and it except the checkout.
Tout droit sorti du rêve biomécanique de quelqu'un (je te regarde, HR Giger)
Découvrez l'Alien II. Ne vous laissez pas tromper par sa silhouette élancée. Ces textures côtelées épaisses ne sont pas juste pour la beauté. Vous ressentirez CHAQUE. CENTIMETRE.
Cet objet a des courbes qui vous feront frémir et lever les yeux au ciel. Il sait exactement où appuyer, glisser et stimuler, comme s'il avait étudié la carte de vos points de plaisir avant même que vous ne les connaissiez. L'Alien sait où ils se trouvent. L'Alien sait toujours.
Conçue par la brillante Kat d'Excelddesigns (qui maîtrise visiblement l'anatomie mieux que la plupart des manuels médicaux), cette création surnaturelle procure un plaisir tel que vous pourriez parler en langues. Ou du moins envoyer des SMS à vos amis en majuscules le lendemain.
Les effets secondaires peuvent inclure : un halètement spontané, des voisins qui apprennent votre nom et une envie soudaine de croire à la vie extraterrestre.
- Firmness
- Moyen
- Size
- X-petit, Petit, Moyen et GrandSize Guide
- Ref
- 5157-B2-2
Add any toy to your cart and we'll secretly slip in a FREE x-small mystery dildo.
Want to size up? You can upgrade your surprise for just a few extra coins in cart. Because good things come in all sizes.
Description
Description
Tout droit sorti du rêve biomécanique de quelqu'un (je te regarde, HR Giger)
Découvrez l'Alien II. Ne vous laissez pas tromper par sa silhouette élancée. Ces textures côtelées épaisses ne sont pas juste pour la beauté. Vous ressentirez CHAQUE. CENTIMETRE.
Cet objet a des courbes qui vous feront frémir et lever les yeux au ciel. Il sait exactement où appuyer, glisser et stimuler, comme s'il avait étudié la carte de vos points de plaisir avant même que vous ne les connaissiez. L'Alien sait où ils se trouvent. L'Alien sait toujours.
Conçue par la brillante Kat d'Excelddesigns (qui maîtrise visiblement l'anatomie mieux que la plupart des manuels médicaux), cette création surnaturelle procure un plaisir tel que vous pourriez parler en langues. Ou du moins envoyer des SMS à vos amis en majuscules le lendemain.
Les effets secondaires peuvent inclure : un halètement spontané, des voisins qui apprennent votre nom et une envie soudaine de croire à la vie extraterrestre.
Platinum Silicone
Platinum Silicone
We use platinum-cure silicone for every single product because honestly? You deserve toys that are safe, durable, and feel as good as they look.
What makes it so special?
It's non-porous, which means when you clean it, it actually gets clean clean. No sneaky bacteria hiding in microscopic crevices. No weird smells developing over time. Just pure, body-safe silicone that stays hygienic no matter how adventurous you get.
Plus, it feels incredible. Like, genuinely fantastic!
Discreet Shipping
Discreet Shipping
All our toys arrive in the most boring brown boxes imaginable. No logos, no winking emojis, no hints. Just you, your package, and absolutely zero awkward small talk with delivery drivers.
Shipping to Royaume-Uni
Shipping to Royaume-Uni
Discreet Shipping
All our toys arrive in the most boring brown boxes imaginable. No logos, no winking emojis, no hints. Just you, your package, and absolutely zero awkward small talk with delivery drivers.
Returns
Look, we get it. Sometimes things don't work out. We've all been there.
You've got 30 days from when your package arrives to decide if you want to return something. Just make sure the item is in the same condition you received it — unused, with all its original packaging and tags intact.
For more info here's our full returns policy.
Secure Checkout
Secure Checkout
We accept credit cards, debit cards, PayPal, ClearPay, Sezzle and Klarna. All secure, all simple, all showing discreetly on your bank statement.
Similar Ready Mades
These one-of-a-kind beauties ship immediately, show exactly what you're getting, and disappear forever once claimed.
Size Guide
This one is X-petit. The other sizes are shown for comparison.
| Measurement | XS | S | M | L |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Tip Circumference | 1.6″ | 1.7″ | 2.0″ | 2.3″ |
| Head Circumference | 2.0″ | 2.4″ | 2.6″ | 2.9″ |
| Head Diameter | 0.6″ | 0.8″ | 0.8″ | 0.9″ |
| Knot or Middle Circumference | 3.5″ | 3.9″ | 4.5″ | 5.2″ |
| Middle diameter | 1.1″ | 1.2″ | 1.4″ | 1.7″ |
| Shaft Circumference | 2.8″ | 3.5″ | 4.2″ | 4.3″ |
| Insertable Length | 4.7″ | 5.6″ | 6.2″ | 7.2″ |
| Total Length | 5.6″ | 6.5″ | 7.3″ | 8.4″ |
| Base Circumference | 6.1″ | 7.1″ | 7.7″ | 9.1″ |
These are this one’s numbers. Curious how it compares to everything else we make?
See Every Size, Side By Side
What our customers say
The recurring love is for the texture (you can feel every ridge, apparently on loop) and the genuinely small size options, which people struggled to find elsewhere in monster-style toys, plus repeat praise for the colours including a glow in the dark. It's a favourite for anal and novice-friendly use thanks to the subtle knot. The one honest note: a couple of people found XS in super soft tricky to get started with, and a few plan to size up for more girth.
Model: Le gode Alien II
Tout droit sorti du rêve biomécanique de quelqu'un (je te regarde, HR Giger)
Découvrez l'Alien II. Ne vous laissez pas tromper par sa silhouette élancée. Ces textures côtelées épaisses ne sont pas juste pour la beauté. Vous ressentirez CHAQUE. CENTIMETRE.
Cet objet a des courbes qui vous feront frémir et lever les yeux au ciel. Il sait exactement où appuyer, glisser et stimuler, comme s'il avait étudié la carte de vos points de plaisir avant même que vous ne les connaissiez. L'Alien sait où ils se trouvent. L'Alien sait toujours.
Conçue par la brillante Kat d'Excelddesigns (qui maîtrise visiblement l'anatomie mieux que la plupart des manuels médicaux), cette création surnaturelle procure un plaisir tel que vous pourriez parler en langues. Ou du moins envoyer des SMS à vos amis en majuscules le lendemain.
Les effets secondaires peuvent inclure : un halètement spontané, des voisins qui apprennent votre nom et une envie soudaine de croire à la vie extraterrestre.
You can feel every ridge. I got Large and Medium density and I think they were the perfect options for my body. Goes deep without effort.
I got this as a mystery gift (in small) and I love it! At first, I can't lie I got a bit judgey- I liked the shape but thought it was too narrow for me. I've since apologized to this incredible dildo as it is literally perfect in every way for anal. Highly recommend for anal novices that want easy use with exciting texture and a perfectly subtle knot.
Got this as a very welcomed mystery dildo freebie and I FREAKING LOVE IT!!!
Bit thinner than the other ones I have BUT I think that just might be the feature that makes this dildo so great. You can feel every single ridge!
I got the upgrade to medium for this. And the scream I scrumpt when I found out this colour was a glow in the dark… Just genious!
well made, discreetly packaged and feels great! perfect for my first (non-vibrating) dildo, I ordered a size medium and am so happy with how small it still comes out, perfect for my first! The knot is very fun and the texture is lovely.
This is a great toy! I got small and medium firmness and am happy with my purchase. The size small is a great length and circumference for me. The moonkissed color is really nice too!
Got this as a mystery XS freebie when I ordered my Centaur earlier this year (which I realize now was a hilarious size difference package) and found this thing to be just so fun. With backdoor play you will 100% feel every single rib, and the relaxed knot makes it a great plug-like toy. As a free offering this was great but as a word of warning: XS and super soft makes this one a real pain to get in at times. If you'll entertain a crude metaphor— a xeno with whiskey-dick. Regardless, I can only imagine what this little freak is like at larger sizes, and I may very well have to find out soon.
Super nice but I wish it was a little more girthy, so in the future I'll size up, then.
Wife absolutely loves this toy and the freeby that came with it is a big hit too. Looking forward to trying another and going a size up!
I got this one as a freebie as part of a promotion (at least I think it's this one. I scrutinised the appearance to be sure) and he's just a lil guy. XS is actually perfect for someone like me with their parts being all sorts of wonky.
We had to look for agesr to find a non boring dildo company that accommodates small sizes as we found most monster style ones came in big bigger and massive. My partner and I absolutely love using this on eachother the colour is amazing and the ribbed texture (we got the standard softness) is the best!!!
FAQ
Why do you only use platinum silicone?
We use platinum silicone so you get a toy that is non-pourous (meaning when you clean it, it gets fully clean and can't transmit bacteria), doesn't smell, is body safe and feels fantastic.
If you'd like to learn more about cleaning your toys, read our sex toy care guide.
What are the different firmness options?
We offer 3 firmness options:
Medium Firmness - 10A on the Shore hardness scale
Soft Firmness - 5A on the Shore hardness scale.
Super Soft Firmness - 0040 on the Shore hardness scale
For more information about our firmness options see our firmness guide.
Award-Winning Fantasy Sex Toys
Recognised by leading names in the industry.
Sexual Freedom Awards
Winner – Product of the Year
Bazowie Awards
Winner – Fan Favorite Horror Toy
XBIZ Europa Awards
Nominee – Sex Toy of the Year
XBIZ Awards
Nominee
UK Fetish Awards
Nominee
Alternative Awards
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