Now then, now then,
I'm coming to you with updates from an airport terminal gate. (I may or may not be writing this while waiting for an airplane to Austria. Why you ask? Because I'm dedicated to my job? No, because I ran out of time mid-week and now I'm panic-typing between overpriced coffee sips and gate opening announcements.)
TENGU GRINDER: So this one's actually personal. I pitched the Tengu design a while back (riding high after the Oni and Dragon Oni success story) and the room went so quiet. Comments like "anatomically questionable" and "will people actually buy that?" were tossed around while I clutched my design mockups to my chest defensively.
But I died on this hill because I KNEW it would be life-changing and now it's FINALLY HERE. The Tengu Grinder is officially live and I need you lovely humans to buy it for two very important reasons:
- It's genuinely going to improve your alone time (or partner play)
- So I can perform my meticulously choreographed "told you so" dance (imagine jazz hands and tap dancing all happening simultaneously)
Every purchase is basically a vote for the out-there ideas committee (current membership: just me).
READY-MADE INVENTORY: Our ready-made collection was fully stocked AND discounted towards the end of last week. They're literally sitting there, ready to ship. So if you don't feel like waiting around, browse and buy from our ready-mades.
SHIPPING UPDATE: We've gotten our average shipping time down to 11 days from an embarrassingly high number it was before due to the Great Instagram Viral Crisis. It took us a while, but thank you for your support and patience!
That'll do for this week.
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