I ordered a small in the UC Trademark style color option and got a toy where the tip of it was quite discolored with a metallic red tone. Afterwards when I gave notice I had a problem with it, I got sent a new replacement for free which was very nice of them, only to discover that this one had the exact same issue with the tip being discolored in the same tone as the original. Now I have 2 discolored toys lol.
The overall look and feel of the toy is fine but the color is not, go for anything other then the UC Trademark color option when considering this product.
Ordered a Med in squishy soft.
It’s the first toy of this size I’ve had, and no regrets here for size!! The shape is amazing too. The bigger details like ridges and bumps are noticeable, and the smaller details like texture, veins, and general shape make me go “Huh! That feels crazy!” As an intermediate level user of fantasy toys, that’s exactly what I’m going for. To be fair, I did giggle like an idiot when I saw it in person and immediately thought “oh f**k what have I done”, but again, very pleased with the experience.
UC has always been good to me, and I’m def coming back. F**k’d up an order detail, emailed them explaining the mistake, and they were super accommodating and helpful. Not to mention, they’ve got the nerve to make unreasonably high quality toys? Hm, consider me impressed.
My only regret is the firmness I selected. As the material is very squishy, and the base is narrower than expected, the base is not firm enough to suction strongly to with the round suction cup UC offers. Additionally, because of the heft (and it is hefty <3) it ends up popping off of any suction cups way too easy. Makes it difficult to handle, but there are work arounds. Not sure if split density would be possible for this one, or if the base could be widened, but honestly, that detail should NOT deter people from getting this one! If you’re interested, it won’t disappoint.
I do NOT recommend Medium Centuar for newcomers or beginners. Stick to an XS if it’s your first fantasy toy. Honestly, try the Realistic if it’s your first toy in general. UC knocks it out of the park with their material quality, and it’ll be useful in helping figure out what customization options you like. Also, having something standard (like the Realistic) to compare new purchases to can help tell you if it’s gonna be an Oooh or an Ouch. Sometimes a coke can just isn’t quite enough to gauge scale ;)
To round it out, TLDR… medium squishy soft. HEFTY. The base doesn’t cooperate with suction cups. I recommend!
Pictures: a white barn/bath and body works candle for reference, the suction cup in question, and a Realistic (Custom Colour, Med)
I love this dildo. I got it as mystery dildo and I can't be more pleased. I got this in the small and it's the perfect size for little ol' me, the knot may take a little bit to get used to but it feels amazing. I got it in a supersoft so it's a bit bendy, but I wouldn't really want to go any firmer.
On the whole its a really quality piece of work, I haven't had the chance to use it properly yet but from what I have experienced the texture is really very nice, and I love the colours.
I'm not sure on the size, it is very large, to the point of being unwieldy, and the placement of the bubbly points could be closer to the stem. About the stem, its nice but I would love it to be thicker.
If I were to buy it again I would get the medium firmness, I have some trouble getting the stem in, seeing how it's so thin, the supersoft firmess makes it very bendy.
I realised this I'd all very personally opinion, if what im saying sounds like your bag go for it, they're very nice, love thats it's hand made.
My grinder did however have some minor problems in the molding, one of the strap holes seems to be fused shut.
He's the perfect addition to my collection! I've been wanting to get a smaller toy for while just for some casual play and this guy fits the bill so well! I love getting a mystery package and this came with my order of the Void. It's so perfect and the size is genuinely just so fun!! The colors went so beautifully together and it feels and looks like a tongue which is delightful.
Holy f*ck is this thing incredible!! I got the Void in small and squishy soft and its literally so perfect. The flat and wide tip feels so different and hits all the right places plus this is definitely one of my squishiest toys and it's so SO nice!! The surprise me premium color also came out soooo lovely, it's a gorgeous metallic gun metal silver and it's stunninggggg.
Wooooo boy. I got the extra small and when I received it, thought it was too small. I was wrong. That very subtle swell of the knot feels insanely good and filling when thrusting with it. Might be my new go-to dildo now. Not too big that it needs a lot of prep, not to small/slim that it’s not satisfying. Perfect on every way
As always, thanks to the team for fulfilling my silly surprise me premium request of “something ridiculous and/or crazy” and giving me what appears to be a hot pink and a speckled blue. I looked at the color guide and I have no idea what these correspond to, but I love it so much. It made me laugh so hard when I opened the package.
Anyway, as for the actual package, I had a lot of fun with this one. I’ve always had trouble with size (girth in particular), so I appreciate that UC actually has a good range of small to big toys, compared to other monster toy brands that seem to expect everyone to be a size queen, lol. This one’s fun because it has a nice curve to ease the toy in, and I love the little ridges on the underside. I like knots but most knot toys are too crazy for me, so I really enjoyed this bad boy having more of a tapered shaft than a big-ass bulbous knot.
Initially, I *was* a little freaked out seeing its size (again, I’m not good with girth, and this is probably the thickest toy I own that’s reasonably sized for me) but using a warm/up toy plus having the squishy soft add-on and plenty of lube helped out. Love it! Can’t wait to give this sucker another ride, haha.
Definitely agreeing with other folks that this is one noisy-ass grinder once you get going, but the squelches are a hot plus for me—other than the obvious, yeah, there’s no privacy to be had, haha. I got the a surprise me premium and requested something “purple-y” and they absolutely delivered! I think the contrast is so pretty.
As a trans guy, it’s pretty fun to get my bottom growth bits in and around there. I agree with someone else that cleaning her feels like I’m fingering her, haha. High learning curve, yes, especially since I’ve only used the oni and venus grinders, which have more obvious “insert the protruding thing” aspects, lol.
The fun toys and the incredible customer service are why I keep coming back for more! I think this order was my third one total, and I’m sure I’ll make another one or three in the future! Thanks Jade + team!
I went with a medium size, medium firmness- still wonderfully flexible, and the length was ideal. Haven't managed to take the knot yet but the firmness makes it super easy to get close
Thank you for your review! We're thrilled to hear that the medium size and firmness of The Werewolf III Dildo were a perfect fit for you. We're confident that with a little more practice, you'll be able to take the knot easily. Happy exploring!
As a complete newbie to this kind of toy it took a few tries for me to hit my stride... but when you find the angle that works just right for you... it's amazing! I can't wait to explore more angles with Laz (yes I named them). The medium is perfect for me and the artwork is beautiful.. I do not hide Laz, they're proudly shown on my bedroom shelf.
Try it... you might like it!
Hi there!
Thank you so much for taking the time to leave a review for The Oni Grinder. We're so glad to hear that you were able to find your stride with our product and that you're enjoying exploring different angles with Laz. We love that you've given your grinder a name and that it proudly sits on your bedroom shelf. We hope you continue to have fun and discover new ways to use it. Thank you for choosing The Oni Grinder!
Have a great day and Happy Grinding!
I purchased the grinder in super soft, surprise me premium, with no additional add ons. Let me start out by saying, the colors are absolutely GORGEOUS!! Plus reminds me of the loch ness monster
There’s definitely a learning curve to these toys. You will need to use quite a bit of lube before using her, which I’m not the biggest fan of since the texture of lube and the feeling just isn’t my thing. No lube means things are going to get caught, snag, or drag in an uncomfortable way while you use it, which is irritating. I don’t know if i received the right firmness though; it felt way too hard when I was squishing it to be super soft. Using it normally for just 15 minutes did end of bruising my pubic bone and it’s still quite painful 3 days later—The bruising and pain is definitely making me put off using it again which sucks since I want to like it. I do wonder if the silky smooth upgrade or a different firmness would allow me to actually use it the toy without pain + bruising.
It didn’t come with a little care card or instructions like most toys do, which i do find odd. I have to pull out my phone every time I want to make sure I’m sanitizing/cleaning/storing properly, which is annoying.
Take this review with a grain of salt because what doesn’t works for me might work for you! I will say, if you’re trying to decide between this one and the synstyl, get this one; the shape is much more comfortable and it’s definitely a lot quieter in terms of squelching.
Hi there,
Thank you for taking the time to leave a review for The Venus Grinder. We apologize that your experience did not meet your expectations and that you experienced some discomfort. It's important to note that our products do have a learning curve and we recommend using plenty of lube for a smoother experience.
If you believe you may have received the wrong firmness, please do not hesitate to reach out to our customer service team. We would be happy to assist you in finding the right firmness for your needs. We also apologize for any inconvenience caused by the lack of a care card or instructions. We will definitely take this feedback into consideration for future improvements.
We appreciate your honest review and we hope to have the opportunity to make it up to you in the future.
She GLOWS!!!! I got surprise me premium and was really disappointed, and irritated tbh, when I opened the box and saw that the grinder was all one color. I washed it and left it out to dry while I slept. I turned the light off and was planning on writing a slightly peeved email about the coloring before actually going to sleep… Surprise! That plain pink toy is actually a night light! There’s no editing done to the photos, she’s genuinely so gorgeous and glows so well! The earlier disappointment just poofed away once I looked at it in the dark. The muted pink combined with the baby blue and pale yellow is gorgeous. It reminds me a lot of strawberry lemonade, it’s so cute. Honestly, it is quite amusing looking down after everything is done and just seeing something glow between your thighs.
In terms of actual usage it’s okay—Maybe my expectations were too high but the usage was a bit disappointing. I got it in super soft with no additional add ons. There is a learning curve that I’ve yet to experience, but hopefully some experimentation will help me find the best way to use it. I do definitely prefer the venus grinder over this one. The angle makes it feel a bit odd and unnatural to use. You have to use quite a bit of lube to make things really glide in a way that’s enjoyable. All the lube making cleaning a pain; (also it feels like I’m fingering my toy whenever I wash it; it’s really funny.) I will say that she’d loud! Like definitely can’t use it if anyones awake because the squelching noise is obscene.
Hi there,
Thank you for taking the time to leave a review for our product, The Synstyl Grinder. We are happy to hear that you are enjoying its unique feature of being a night light in case of emergencies. We apologize for any initial disappointment with the color, but we're glad to hear that it turned out to be a pleasant surprise.
We appreciate your honesty in regards to the usage of the product. We understand that there may be a learning curve and we recommend experimenting with different techniques to find what works best for you. We also suggest using a generous amount of lube to enhance the experience. We apologize for any inconvenience with cleaning, but we're glad to hear that it provides some entertainment.
Thank you for choosing our product and we hope you continue to enjoy it.
I orderd the large super soft and I am a huge fan after my first play session.
It’s my first toy from UncoverCreations. The toy is of great quality, I will definitely order more!
Thank you for your kind review! We're so happy to hear that you're enjoying your Dragon Dildo from UncoverCreations. We take pride in creating high-quality products and we're thrilled to know that you'll be ordering more. Happy playing!
Couldn't get a picture to do the colours justice, but the grinder is absolutely gorgeous—got the "surprise me premium" and couldn't be happier. The freebies being colour coordinated was also adorable!
Super fun product to use! It has some heft to it but isn't unwieldy, and strapping it to a thigh is perfectly comfy for both the user and the wearer. The shape and texture make using it in any direction interesting, and it instantly became a holy grail toy for wifey and I; once you figure out what works for you stimulation-wise the effort:pleasure ratio is UNBEATABLE.
Potential drawbacks:
1) I opted for super soft silicone + no coating and that does leave it with a lot of that classic silicone "grip", so I'd consider a bit of lube essential to get things going. Nothing crazy, but something to keep in mind.
2) Once you get going and the toy is wet, it's not quiet. It's kind of a natural... squelch-y sound? Hot but not discreet, if that's something you're worried about.
Pretty + easy to use + feels good af = 5 stars, simple math. Yippee.
Hi there!
Thank you so much for leaving such a positive review for The Synstyl Grinder. We are thrilled to hear that you and your partner are enjoying it and that it has become a 'holy grail' toy for you. We appreciate your feedback about the soft silicone and noise level and will definitely keep those in mind for future improvements. Thank you for choosing our product and happy grinding!
This is my first grinding toy so i wasn't sure if id like it at all, but it quickly became one of my top toys! The colors are gorgeous and using it feels like riding someones face. Highly recommend.
Hi there!
Thank you for leaving us a review for The Synstyl Grinder. We are thrilled to hear that it exceeded your expectations and has become one of your top toys. We take pride in providing high-quality products that our customers love. We hope you continue to enjoy using it and thank you for the recommendation!
Happy grinding!
As this was our first time buying a grinder, went for the most popular set up. This turned out to be an amazing idea! As it came with the bullet hole, we used one of our existing bullets, and well... it was better than we could ever have hoped. My partner O'd maybe more quickly than she had ever done before, twice.
Also, as an AMAB Non-binary person, found it wrapped over my hips whilst she used it to be a very affirming experience.
Hi there! We're so happy to hear that you are enjoying your Magic Pendant Grinder. It sounds like it has become your new favorite toy! We're glad that the inclusion of the bullet hole was a great feature for you and your partner. We hope it continues to provide you with amazing experiences. Thank you for your support and for sharing your positive experience with us. Happy grinding!
The design is excellent, but even the large is not large. It's almost exactly the same size as the Dragon Knot II in medium. Here is the Dragon Knot II in medium, Tentacle II in large, and Tyrant Double Knot Dragon in large side by side.
Thank you so much for sharing your thoughts about our Tentacle II Dildo. I'm thrilled to hear that you appreciate the design! However, I'm truly sorry to learn that the size didn't quite meet your expectations. We always aim to provide clear measurements on our website, but I completely understand that preferences can vary widely.
Our handcrafted toys are made with love, and we want you to be completely satisfied with your purchase. If you need anything else or have more questions, just reach out!
Ordered in a medium firmness & mystery color, I find this bubble grinder amazing to use AFTER I've used the super soft spike grinder for a little while. They're both lovely, but the medium firmness feels great in this style and shape, especially as a trans man with bottom growth. If you have smaller or more sensitive anatomy, I think softer silicone in a design that's a bit taller (to meet your bits), and more textured would be lovely. I think this toy would be great for people who like pressure as well, especially if the design would fit well against their anatomy. While I have yet to try this strapped down, I've been using it hald-held. It's light weight, easy enough to fold, bend or manipulate into position, and it holds onto lube as expected. I'm excited to try it strapped to something! The straps themselves seem good quality, and work as expected. Strapping this (or the spiked grinder) to someone's thigh would be incredible, and I feel like being lighter grinding pads would make the pretty comfortable to 'wear'. The bumps on this thing glide so effortlessly, I'd suggest it to anyone who likes fast and hard grinding. The bumps in medium firmness are distinct, but smooth and symmetrical so they offer a really interesting sensation. For more "complicated" grinders, I'd prefer a softer firmness. But this one, i think it's perfect.
Hi there! Thank you so much for your detailed review of our Bubble Grinder. We are thrilled to hear that you are enjoying it in medium firmness and that it works well for you as a trans man. We will definitely take your suggestions into consideration for those with smaller or more sensitive anatomy. We hope you have a great experience using it strapped down. Thank you for recommending it to others who enjoy pressure and fast, hard grinding. We appreciate your feedback and we're happy to have you as a satisfied customer. Happy grinding!
For my mystery gift, I purchased the size upgrade (small). What I received was a blue Owlbear in a soft firmness, and a lovely dark blue color. This thing is beautiful! Pictures don't do it justice. Not sure of the exact firmness or color, as the toy is truly a mystery. It arives with no info card, and you might even have to do some digging to figure out what model you've received! I guess that's part of the fun, and I do love a good mystery. One thing that's NOT a mystery is how high quality their toys are. This silicone piece is lovely. It's well made, well poured, an amazing texture, the design and sculpt amazing. I never would have purchased the Owlbear for myself, as the shape isn't something I tend to gravitate towards. But let me tell you, this thing is AMAZING. I love how thick and blunt the head is, and I have a new appreciation for toys of a similar shape now. This gets me excited about ordering from UC again in the future, and Im more curious about toys outside my confort zone. So exciting! Also, I asked them if they could send a gender-affirming color for me, and they abliged. I appreciate this so much, as a trans person!Uncover Creations is quickly becoming my favorite!
Hi there! Thank you so much for taking the time to leave such a detailed review of our FREE Mystery Dildo. We're thrilled to hear that you upgraded to the small size and received a beautiful blue Owlbear in a soft firmness. We love that our mystery gifts add an element of excitement and we're glad you enjoyed the surprise. We're also happy to hear that you appreciate the high quality of our toys and that the Owlbear has opened your eyes to trying new shapes. We're always happy to accommodate special requests, such as sending a gender-affirming color. Thank you for choosing Uncover Creations and we hope to see you again soon!
If you’re not use to large dildo’s, get the small. I got the small and even that requires me to prep with my medium size, dragon knot II dildo. When properly prepped it feels nice going in and moving around inside. I use it as a typical dildo until I orgasm, after which I push the eggs inside. The eggs create a bulge in the dildo which feels nice to my sensitive walls. The problem is the eggs get pushed in deep and it’s a struggle to get them out. I’m having to essentially give birth to them and while I like the feeling of them finally coming out, I can do without the strain.
The colour of the dildo is exactly as I instructed. I didn’t choose the colour of the eggs but I am satisfied with the colours chosen as they remind me of Easter which plays into my fertility ritual fetish as well.
Overall I love the product but due to the prep required and the hassle of fishing out the eggs afterwards, I don’t use it very often.
This is a great piece, amazing quality and the perfect shape! I got the XL (pic to show size) in medium! It’s harder than I expected but still really great, just no flexibility if that’s your thing. Pretty big but I do have small hands! Will be purchasing all my dildos from here, would recommend!
This ready-made was exactly what I was looking for:
- size: small
- firmness: super soft
And honestly, the colors were even prettier than I thought! Even if it's a small size, it's a bit of a stretch, but that's the point of a knot after all. And the design, the détails are absolutely beautiful!
This was my first order ever from Uncover Creations and I can say confidently it won't be the last! The Geeyem bullet sleeve is just perfect 🩵
- size: default (it's a bit small because it's a bullet sleeve, I really really want to get a bigger one next time, because that double knot shape is amazing, not to mention all those little nubs)
- color: surprise me premium (I'm SO happy with the result, so pretty and alien-y, I lowkey wanted to put it on a shelf when I got it)
- firmness: went for medium as I really wanted to FEEL the vibrations. Do not regret that choice at all, especially since, again, the toy is not that big.
- I added a Nu Sensuelle bullet, which doesn't disappoint, except maybe for the battery - but it's not that bad.
Alien kink unlocked 🫶 Also, it came with a lovely mystery tentacle dildo, and I couldn't be happier! The color is so cute, I'm in love 💜
Regarding Uncover Creations, everything was quick, secured and my order easy to track. I can't wait to order again!
