So I received this as a mystery toy with an order, which I upgraded to size up to a small. I received it in what I believe to be super soft firmness—which is absolutely perfect for me—in the most gorgeous deep metallic blue.
It's my first knot (not counting the extra small tentacle one I got with a previous order, as the XS size just isn't enough for me) and wow does it hit the spot. The head is a great size that leaves you full in the depths as well as the entrance, and the knot is a good size to ease into without straining with how soft it is. The texture along the bottom is also definitely an added plus, which is fun to flip over. I could see this being great to ride, which I'm excited to try.
Definitely sold me on trying more knots in future!
I got this as a freebie with some modifications. I sized up to medium in the squishy soft. This toy may be my leading man now.. the size is filling and the knot holds in. The base is sturdy and is delicious to bump into. I don’t love the sticky texture but once lube is added that’s not really pertinent to the experience.
I got this as a freebie with my purchase. The shape is nice, the firmness is great. If I had thought it through at the time I would have sized up but I wanted to understand how small extra small is
I got this in the squishy soft and glow eggs. Medium size. The texture is fun. The tentacle did come with a tiny tear at the base, not a big deal. The glow does not take much to charge up- if you want to light them up with bright light they charge up fast and glow quite brightly. And if you hold a small flashlight close they will be brighter where you hold the flash light which is not needed for play but why not?
The medium size makes for smaller eggs than I expected, but the sensation is nice, and funneling some extra lube through the tentacle with the eggs makes for a fun time.
I will say that after play I tend to have an easier time removing them if I go about my day and come back to it after my lady bits have cooled down. I have tried to remove them right after rigorous play and found that I will only give myself anxiety if she’s not ready to give them back.
I got this to go with my oni grinder. I clearly, got a couple other toys. This bullet is powerful! Also, love the charging stand it comes with.
Battery life seems pretty excellent as well considering how powerful it is
I love my Dragon Oni. I got premium surprise color with bullet upgrade in super soft with the silky smooth finish.
I really love the silky smooth finish, it does look like something happened to the finish on the tongue. Otherwise the toy is beautiful-display worthy even.
We were super happy with this toy. The colours were chosen by UC, and we love them. The texture is just right, and the medium is good length for someone new to depth toys. We got it in super soft, and this firmness was good for us. The toy is definitely girthy at the base, but the very gentle taper makes it easy to work up to it.
I ordered two and was given a third! They're all pink though the third is a different shade which is super exciting, at first I regretted not getting the premium color option but the solid color is just as beautiful! I do wish they were a tad bit larger though, the jump from small to medium is pretty big so it'd be cool if there was a option in between the two
In love, just wishing it was bigger! The colors are lovely, and it's the squisheist toy I have which is super fun
(Squishy soft, colour: Candy Shop)
This is such a beautiful piece, I’m so happy with it! It’s pretty, it’s silky smooth, and obviously made with a lot of care.
Everything came just as I ordered it, and in only 20 days! Which, considering it’s custom and it came to Canada from the UK, I’d say that’s pretty great.
The texture is silky and feels great when lubed up, and although there’s lots of amazing ridges and bumps it seems very easy to wash. I’ve attached a video so you can see the size and softness of it.
The only thing I worry about is the durability of the strap slits. I worry that the movement of the straps may eventually cause them to dig into the piece, but that’s just a worry and only time will tell. Maybe they’ll consider adding plastic liners for those holes eventually :)
Overall, extremely happy! I can’t wait to sit on it ♥️
I got this guy as a mystery and opted for the size upgrade to medium and I'm so pleased with it. I hate to say it, but I actually enjoyed this one more than the one I chose in my order and I spent a long time deliberating on which one to choose. Maybe I should just let the staff here choose for me all the time?
Anyway, the colour was so cute, it's got a bit of purple mixed in there and looks lovely.
I love the curve, it hits just right and now I'm super tempted to get the larger size too.
Love this guy, he's now my go to.
I opted for the size upgrade to medium and I'm so pleased with it. I hate to say it, but I actually enjoyed this one more than the one I chose in my order and I spent a long time deliberating on which one to choose. Maybe I should just let the staff here choose for me all the time?
Anyway, the colour was so cute, it's got a bit of purple mixed in there and looks lovely.
I love the curve, it hits just right and now I'm super tempted to get the larger size too.
Love this guy, he's now my go to.
So, I spent more time than I'm comfortable sharing meticulously comparing all of the specs of all of the toys here like I was shopping for a new car. I could have made a spreadsheet, but I kept coming back to this one and decided to take the plunge and go for it. Let me say, the colour is lovely! Purple is my favourite anyway, and the picture doesn't do it justice, it's got a lovely almost shimmer to it with a darker swirl and it's gorgeous.
So the size was my bad, not the toys, an 8 inch circumference at the widest is just the tiniest bit too big for me to take and move with comfortably. The squish helps, I'm glad I got the squishy soft, it is not too soft at all, and I really want to give this a 4.5 if I could because it is a great toy.
The texture on it is also lovely and the length of the shaft above the knot gives enough shaft to play with without taking the knot enjoyable if I'm not up to it or just can't get there (in the picture I genuinely am trying to get my whole hand around it!)
I had originally ordered the toy in an xsmall fade from white to green with a black base, but my toy had arrived without the black base.
Upon contacting customer service, Jade helped me get some reimbursement by sending me the toy again with the correct colours for no extra cost!
The toy itself is absolutely stunning and its clearly made with love and care. He fits right in with the rest of my collection now!
Huge thank you to Jade + the team for helping me with this!
Got it in signature colours, small, super soft and its perfect. I like a bit of girth that's not too long and the low knot feels amaaaazzing, especially while riding a partner/stationary object. The softness means despite the size i've yet to find an uncomfortable position with the toy.
It looks very pretty, some very minor imperfections such as you can see the 3d print pattern on the back curve and the tip is rougher than the rest of the toy for some reason but obviously none of this affects the toy useage.
I got the vaculock addition which is great and i defo recommend with this softness because you get a dual-density base when using it with, for example, the suction cup attachment which gives the soft toy a lot more stability!
Love this little (big) beast <3
I'm very grateful for the offered options. Finally a toy, that doesn't hurt despite its size.
Banana for scale of course :)
Short answer: Wow. Yes. Uh huh!
Long: I've really wanted to try egg laying for a while now and after being slightly uncomfortable with the thought of one of those tentacle thing shooting a load inside me, I opted for just the eggs, to add myself, at my own speed.
Ordered the Alien set in "Lemon" and texture "Medium", to see if I liked it before committing to the "big boy" and, well, I'll probably have to check out the ovipositions now 😅😅
Couldn't fit all three inside me at once (well, kinda, the last egg kept popping out from just standing up, so I decided that two is probably my limit, lol) but had an absolute blast with the "twins".
Was pretty much on edge the whole time until I fired the first one outta me (tmi?) which resulted in a very satisfying arrival for myself 😏 Felt like I was done with one but then I remembered I had another egg to deal with, lol.
Anyway, I'm rambling. If you're looking for something rather different to add to your sex life, I strongly recommend these little buggers (in maybe a slightly softer texture) and as many as you can comfortably fit.
Might try a single larger size next time. Just cause, but two smalls are more than enough (for my tiny hole, ig 🙃).
(Pics were before cleaning/using, please excuse the dang cat hair on them, that's from me, not UC. Enjoy the coke can for scale!)
The toys are well-designed with great texture and beautiful colours! We have previously bought from Bad Dragon (Unflared Chance in Large as seen on the top of the image) and the silicone feels to be the same quality. We ordered the medium as well as a tentacle grinder, we got a free extra that we upgraded to medium as well. We got the super soft firmness which I would always personally recommend for anything larger than a small. For first-time silicone buyers, it is worth noting that silicone toys tend to be sticky when you first unwrap them, make sure to wash them with hot (tap) water, if you want to be really safe then you can also boil them to make sure that they are free of any nasties, silicone can handle high heat so it should be fine.
I put the a controller in the image for a sense of scale so that people have an easier time deciding which size is right for them! it's also worth noting the texture on the tip which I completely missed when I made my order! Very excited to use these with my partner. (also please excuse the bits of fluff in the picture! New silicone can be annoying to clean)
My final note is that the customer service is amazing, My partner and I live in South Africa and once I'd made my order I got an email from Jade. She said that they've had issues shipping to my country and that she's upgraded our shipping to DHL free of charge! I felt that it was unnecessary to do so as I would have been happy to pay the extra cost of shipping to ensure that the toys arrived safely!
I'll be sure to order again in the future.
I ordered this toy a few months back, and I can safely say that I love what I received!!
The coloring came out gorgeous, exactly how I imagined. (Fade from blue to black) It's such a pretty toy, and the design of it makes for a really fun experience with all its different textures & overall shape. I'm incredibly new to penetrative play, and the size S I got was perfect for me! (The other toy pictured is an XS pinpoint I received as a surprise freebie)
the knot is a big difference the tip felt similar to a real penis and the veins look cool
Very happy with this purchase, the colours I chose worked out really well together and it feels incredible with the liquid silk lube. As you can see from the images, one end of mine is less cleanly 'finished' than the other, but this doesn't make a difference in terms of how good quality it feels or how well it does the job!
Such a fun concept. I received two. One that was a little soft and another that was a bit more firm. Both have textures and grooves that can engage with different erotic zones even though they were the x-small size. I'd advise on going a little firm than soft and you'll have a pleasant new friend to have fun with!
I’ve never owned a custom toy before - but I figured I should treat myself to something nice after a pretty crappy break up. I opted for the surprise custom color, the silky smooth, and the vibe bullet. Beautiful color choices - shimming pink and purple. I will say that smell sort of reminds me faintly of clay but not in offensive way. It really is silky smooth and I would totally opt for it again. It is very well made and delightfully fun.
The Oni Grinder is my first toy of this kind and I’m surprised in a positive way! It can be used in many different angles and positions and with the Liquid Silk instead of only waterbased lube it feels really good. I bought it in squishy soft and this was definitely the right decision. And the UC trademark colors in Sangria/Moonkissed instead of red/black look so cool!
