Außerirdische Dildos

The Arbora in X-Small. It has a gentle curve, soft ridges and only a subtle knot, so nothing too dramatic happens all at once. The Void is another easy one (it starts at Small). Pick Super Soft (our best seller) and work up from there.

Nope. An ovipositor is a hollow toy you load with eggs and then lay them, and some of ours happen to be aliens. Most alien dildos don't lay anything, they're just very much not from round here. If eggs are the point, head to ovipositors.

The Alien II is the closest: slim, heavily ribbed and very sci fi horror. Want the egg laying version? The Xenomorph Ovipositor has a curved tip, a ribbed body and openings at both ends for the eggs. It's for vaginal use only, with lots of lube.

Yes. Most of our aliens are made to order, so you pick the colours (glow in the dark included) and the firmness (Squishy Soft, Super Soft or Medium) when you order. Fair warning: the colour guide is a rabbit hole.

It's hand poured once you order, so it joins the production queue (Matt, our production lead, is on it). The wait depends on how busy the queue is, and the current estimate is on our shipping page. In a hurry? Ready Mades ship in 1 to 3 working days, but when one's gone, it's gone.

Most of our alien dildos can have a double suction cup for hands free play, a Vac-U-Lock hole, or a cum tube so it can squirt. Pick the upgrade on the product page. Want an alien vibrator? The Geeyem and Arbora also come as bullet sleeves that fit most bullet vibrators.

Always. Plain packaging and a boring name on your bank statement (your postie will never know). We ship worldwide, and EU and US orders arrive with tax and duties already paid, so there's nothing extra to pay at the door.