Size: large
Firmness: super soft
Color: solid starry night

Admittedly, I got numbers mixed up when I got this one and it was way bigger than I was originally hoping/expecting in terms of girth, but that's 100% on me and not the fault of toy or those that made it. I currently have a medium on order for when I'm not looking for such intensity. That said, this is still a great toy and the starry night color option is absolutely beautiful. The large base and overall heft make it very easy to ride.

Received our new toy recently. Last night it was put to use. Wow! There was prompt grinding and thrusting. Texture was perfect. Descriptions on website aided us in our order. Hey….ya never know there may be another one ordered in the near future.

Nice surprise! I spent the money to size up.

Size: medium
Firmness: squishy soft
Color: surprise premium

After getting the extra small as a mystery freebie, it made me want to get a bigger size, though I skipped a few steps and went straight to the medium, though I do want to get the other sizes as well.

In terms of the physical enjoyment and satisfaction of the toy, this one is top notch. The size is great, squishy soft is an absolute delight, even just holding and squishing it - it's fun, satisfying, and is making me wish I got other toys in the squishy soft rather than super soft!

I'm not taking any stars off for this next part since I enjoy the other aspects so much, but this one being surprise premium is a bit lack luster, especially when compared to another surprise premium I got in the same order. It definitely has a second color, but it's nearly indistinguishable without a more thorough inspection.

Extra picture to show the size difference from extra small to medium

So I got the Dragon in this incredible marble pour and im absolutely obssessed with it! I'm always excited to receive an order so I didn't think too much of the mystery dildo as they always do an amazing job, I was really just hoping it was usable for me, but wow did they out-do themselves!

When I first saw it, I instantly thought this will be a great anal toy, but it is honestly amazing vaginally as well for me even in the XS. I usually would buy bigger as apparently my eyes are bigger than I am. But I would even go as far as to say it's my goldilocks dildo with no extra prep needed and straight to the point

And the COLOUR! The most gorgeous marble and purple pour, I'm completely in love ... again haha.

Thank you so much!!

i ordered this toy a while back, but when it came in, the mica powder used for the color was rubbing off. contacted customer support and they were super sweet and quick to send me a replacement free of charge! thank you guys <3

as for the actual toy, the size i got is perfect and feels great. would recommend

The knot is the last obstacle before heaven....
Great toy and colours, perfect quality! My butt is happy....me too!

Toy: This is my first grinder and purchase from UC. For me, there was a bit of a learning curve and experimenting with placement to get the most out of this toy. Once I figured it out, it was a smooth ride 🤤 The super soft firmness is perfect; I don't believe the squishy soft would've given me the desired result. Definitely check out the firmness guide! I'm also really glad I upgraded to silky smooth. I don't have to add any extra lube to help reduce friction; I'm practically gliding lol. There is a nutty smell, but it wasn't overpowering thankfully. The facial features and tongue are perfectly placed and I honestly can't complain lol 👀 I wish I'd gone with a darker brown and chosen my color arrangement better, but that's purely a "me" problem.

Customer service: *chef's kiss* Very patient with me! I greatly appreciate that, especially since this was my first time ordering a customizable toy and I was all over the place with my request. Email responses were prompt and polite. Thank you 🙏

Overall, 10/10! Y'all have a new repeat customer. I already have my eye on a couple things 👀 💖

Fun, comfortable, and a perfect fit for the bullet.

So obsessed with this toy! Got it in squishy soft with the silky smooth upgrade for a more "realistic" feel, and I could not be happier.
First of all I just want to say that the UC team were so incredibly helpful when I had an issue and I can not thank them enough! No problem is ever too much and they always go above and beyond for their customers. I will definitely be back again!

So on to the actual review,
I was hoping for more of a marbling with the two colours but I already knew the silky smooth upgrade would dull them so it's not a problem, more of a note. If I were to buy again I would probably go for two brighter colours but I still love how it turned out!

Personally I absolutely love the smell of the silky smooth upgrade! It has a very subtle hint of play-doh, which I happen to have always loved the smell of anyway.
The feel of it is also incredible, if I'm not rubbing it with my hands, I'm smelling it, licking it or rubbing it somewhere else xD
Such a versatile toy, fulfils several fantasies for me.
I like to get my bf to make a "mess" all over it so I can clean it up or use it as lube.
10/10 will cum again.

I bought this in squishy soft and its its just right, soft enough to be comfortable and sensual to use but not so soft it feels fragile and likely to tear.

I like that the inside is relatively untextured with just a few small ridges, in contrast to most masturbator toys which are are very textured, which can feel good but can also be uncomfortable and too intense. This toy however is fairly smooth inside making for a less intense but much more comfortable and gentle feeling.

I got mine in medium firmness and I’m very pleased with how the toy turned out. It’s really cool to look at, and a lot of fun to play around with.

But I really also have to rave about one more thing: The service. I actually had a hiccup with my initial order and tried contacting the team about it. And wow, was I ever impressed. Not only did they get back to me in a timely manner, they honestly went above and beyond to fix the issue.

Given this is a toy that’s made by hand and packaged individually, it honestly makes sense there might be a few mistakes here and there at times. So I felt really happy to know that if there are any issues, I can definitely trust that it’ll be taken care of. With the amazing ‘aftercare’ I received, I could tell that the folks at here take pride in their work and really care about their customers. I feel very confident about making more purchases moving forward.

I got the grinder in super soft with the silky smooth upgrade, and wow, I seriously love it.

The ‘nutty scent’ they mention with the silky smooth upgrade is indeed very noticeable and kind of reminds me more of a nutty scent of hand creams. The scent does get weaker over time and with airing - though I actually really like the scent.

The tentacles themselves are super squishy, and a tactile wonder. I’m very new to adult toys in general and this did take a bit of… Practice? Figuring things out? But once I did it just feels amazing.

Fun for multiple reasons! I love selecting Surprise Me for the colors because you guys never disappoint! And when not in use, it's a fun little stim because you can just flick it lol. But as a grinder, it's absolutely fantastic! Nice things in all the right places. Definitely recommend this item!

It's the first time I used a grinder and the feeling is awesome ! I took the super soft firmness and it's the perfect stuff