I got my tentacle grinder in super soft firmness with the bullet hole and silky smooth upgrades during the free colour sale. I haven’t been able to use it a lot because I have been traveling for work, but I finally got some alone time to try it out. This grinder is, in brief, excellent! It has enough heft that I don’t need to strap it down even with the bullet buzzing away. It feels great and is not hard to clean despite the complexity of all the tentacles. It can take a minute to dry off, but so far, that’s a nonissue for me. The new bullet hole is a lot easier to use, so props to the team for that! I’m happy with the colours I chose for my pour. I picked neon green, neon yellow and neon purple and the artist did a great job with the pour. I got myself a bundle of tentacles in this order. I got a Tentacle Ovipositor and the Scylla Grinder with my Tentacle Grinder, and I am super happy with all of them. As usual, customer service has been excellent. I am a repeat customer because of the high quality products and wonderful customer service team. Good bye for now. I will definitely be back soon!

I’ve been eyeing the other ovipositors UC has since I got my Sinnovator Scarabaeus Ovipositor and finally went for the Tentacle Ovipositor. This thing is a ton of fun! Since my first ovipositor was a medium, I got the medium size. I checked the measurements and knew that it would be pretty big, but that still didn’t quite prepare me for how massive the size was. I must have looked like a cartoon with dinner plate eyes and my jaw on the floor! The medium size is MASSIVE! I found myself questioning my life choices, but I also said challenge accepted because my Alien dildo was of similar girth. Sure enough, working slowly and using a lot of lube and a smaller dildo as a warm up rewarded me with an excellent session. The suction cups along the sides of this ovipositor feel great. I debated whether or not I wanted to try squishy soft or super soft firmness on this one and I ended up going with my usual super soft. As per usual, it required a lot of lube to use this, but it is absolutely worth it. This deposits eggs deep inside of you, so you’ll definitely need to have some pelvic floor muscle strength to push the eggs back out. Like I said, the suction cups feel great, so the process of using the ovipositor had me seeing stars. This one is big enough that I sometimes use it like a regular dildo at first then load it up with the eggs. It feels different than other dildos when it goes in empty, but that’s part of the fun. I haven’t been able to experiment as much as I would like to because I have been traveling a lot for work lately but I’m going to be having a lot of fun with my new friend. I ordered glow in the dark pink and summer skies as my colours and could not be happier with the pour job I received. The tip is solid glow pink and the eggs are glow pink. I did not specify what colour eggs I wanted, so I was very pleased to get them in glow pink. I’ve been having fun charging them in light then turning the lights off and looking at them glow. I must look a bit like a cavewoman staring at fire the way I like to look at the eggs and ovipositor glow! One thing to bear in mind if you’re picky about colour is that, while the glow pink is very pink in daylight, it glows a pale orange, almost white, so you may want a different colour if that isn’t your style. I might be a glow in the dark convert considering how much joy the glow pink is bringing me. I’ve been happily single for many years, but now I’m starting to wish I had a partner to enjoy this with. This was a tentacle sort of order as I got the Scylla Grinder and the first Tentacle Grinder to go with the Tentacle Ovipositor and so far I am loving them. The texture of the tentacles UC sells is phenomenal! If you like some texture, you will probably love getting yourself a tentacle of some sort. Big thanks to the customer service team for always being patient, helpful and supportive whenever I had questions. UC has become my go to company thanks to both the high quality of their products and their excellent customer service team. I’m coming back for a tentacle 2 grinder or dildo soon, or maybe both because both is always good 💙

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I got this during the free colour upgrade, and she is both beautiful and functional. I got both the silky smooth and bullet hole upgrades, which I think are must adds. The grinders are fun on their own, but for me, the vibrator just makes it even better. Similarly, I just love the feeling of the silky smooth upgrade. My first grinder from UC was the oni grinder. The tentacle tongue is one of my favourite parts, and this is one of the grinders that I’ve been eyeing. I knew it would feel great with all those tentacles, and I was correct! I haven’t been able to enjoy her a lot because I have been traveling for work. She makes delicious sounds when I use her, which is some added excitement. I didn’t think she was overly loud—I certainly had no problem hearing the music gently playing in the background when I used her—so I don’t think there’s a big risk of kids, roommates, parents or relatives barging in to ask “what’s that squelching sound?” If you like hearing sounds while using your toys, you will probably like Scylla. She has a lot of potential uses thanks to the different tentacles and the beak and tongue. I’ve tried grinding with the shorter tentacle facing ahead and with the longer one facing ahead. Both ways feel great. I got super soft firmness, and I do think you wouldn’t want to go any softer for this particular model. The longer tentacle bends down away from you fairly easily in super soft although so far I’ve still enjoyed it. The beak and tongue are a different texture and are good for teasing around the opening. I haven’t really tried getting one tentacle to stimulate the “back door” at the same time I stimulate the “front door bell”, but I anticipate that to be another fun use of this grinder. Some people may find the different textures of the tongue and beak and suction cups overstimulating, so that’s something to consider if you are looking at this particular grinder. I liked the different textures, so it’s a big plus in my book. I’m in love with the pour job on this piece. I chose neon orange, neon blue and gold, and the artist did such an amazing job. She’s probably going to sit on my bookshelf because she such a work of art. I took pictures right after I washed her, so please excuse the water droplets in my pictures. Big thanks to customer service for always being patient, friendly and informative. This one shipped out rather late, but I no sooner asked customer service if the package had been lost than I got an email saying it had shipped. Oops! Jade was very friendly and patient even though I could have waited four more hours and gotten the email. Between the high quality work and the great customer service, you can tell UC takes a lot of pride in their work and that they want you to be satisfied. I am a loyal customer for good reason.

My mystery was the Lily Bud (site photo included for reference), which I would never in a zillion years have chosen (although I did think it was cool to look at). I did, however, try it out — an instant fave! Truly the perfect gift: something wonderful that I'd never have got for myself. Great job, UC!

Genuinely a gorgeous toy, the texture is amazing and it just feels so premium. Went for surprise me basic for the colour and was very very happy that its hot pink. It's quite a lot bigger than I was expecting but honestly it's a nice challenge. Went for small size and medium firmness and which suits me quite well. I also went for a vac U lock hole which is more than worth the money since it adds so many options. This was my first order with UC and the whole experience was so good that I genuinely wouldn't hesitate to do it again :D

The toy is absolutely beautiful and I’m very excited about it, incredibly smooth to the touch. The colours are stunning.
My only issue comes with the straps supplied with this toy. Maybe I’m doing something stupid, but I can’t for the life of me get them to stay attached to the buckles, they just slip back out from even a gentle tug.

Bought it mostly because it was funny, and I like rewarding silliness. Wife finds it to be better at clitoral stimulation than as an insertable, but she didn't dislike it either way. Probably won't be our regular go-to, but it's fun to have fun in bed sometimes.

Wonderful enhancement to a good time. Wife loves the little bumpy knobbly bits, I like that it's stretchy enough to put on easily.

I love everything about this toy, from the pour to the look and the feel!

I bought another grinder from here before (The Oni) and I was sure how I liked using it even though it was beautiful. I wanted to try this one due to it having a more significant insertable length. HELL YEAH this one is insane and it gets you there FAST 1000/10

i quite enjoyed this ride, make sure to lube it up. Almost like the real thing ;). I upgraded on silicone and the vibrator 100% worth it

Funny story, the delivery lady shook the package and asked me "are there shoes inside?" I was like no and didn't know what to say lol! Anyway I got the smallest size because I've never used anything like this before. I love the color! I also like the mystery one I got for free. They are gorgeous. The blue one is pretty soft and the purple is more firm. Feels amazing. Love them both!

Look. I'm nothing if not really into gambling in its most harmless of forms. And I'm also really into sex toys, so this truly is the best of both worlds.
I got a cute little pink knotted number. And though, optimally I'd have gone a size larger, the small toy is interesting enough for anal and its compatibility with silicone lube made for a fun and new experience. So all in all? 10/10 would gamble again.