Gleitmittel & Toy-Reiniger

Which lube should I choose?

Look, we could absolutely overwhelm you with all the different lube options and make you feel like you need a chemistry degree just to have good sex.

But here's the thing: you don't need endless scrolling through reviews comparing the viscosity of Lube A versus Lube B versus that one your friend mentioned that one time. You just need the good stuff that works.

So we went ahead and did what any reasonable person would do (if they had way too much time and a surprisingly thorough approach to pleasure product research). We tested everything. Read all the studies. Talked to the experts and probably spent more hours than we'd like to admit comparing ingredient lists.

The verdict? These are the ones.

Water-Based: Sliquid H2O

Because sometimes simple is sexy

This is your reliable, everyday hero. Clean ingredients, feels natural, plays nice with literally everything (toys, condoms, your general existence).

• 125ml → Perfect for "let me try this" or compact living
• 255ml → For the "yes, this works, give me more" crowd

No weird aftertaste, no sticky situation three hours later, just smooth sailing from start to finish.

Hybrid: Sliquid Silk

When you want that extra something

Think of this as H2O's slightly more luxurious cousin. Similar clean formula, but with a touch of silicone for that silky smooth glide that lasts a bit longer. (Not to be dramatic, but it's kind of perfect.)

Cum Lube: Liquid Silk

For ejaculating toys (yes, that's a thing)

Look, we're not here to judge your toy collection or how realistic you want things to get. If you've invested in toys that simulate the full experience, you deserve lube that actually works for it. Liquid Silk has the perfect consistency for ejaculating toys.

(And yes, we tested this. Someone had to. You're welcome.)

Toy Cleaner

Yes, you need this. Trust us on this one.

Before you ask: yes, soap and water are great for dishes. Your toys deserve better. This actually removes bacteria without being harsh on materials, which means your favourite things stay favourite longer.

Plus, it's one of those "adulting" purchases that makes you feel weirdly accomplished. (Just us? Probably not just us.)

The bottom line: Four products. Zero decision fatigue. Maximum good times.

Because life's too short for mediocre lube and definitely too short to spend an hour researching it.