What our customers say
The praise clusters hard around realism, craftsmanship, and the pleasant textures, with the subtle shimmering tip and the grippable balls both earning repeat mentions. Firmness and softness options get called out as spot on for individual preference. The one honest note: at the larger sizes the length can be a lot, so size down if you're unsure.
Gode réaliste II
A curved shaft that seems to know exactly where your G-spot lives, a subtly shimmering tip, and a texture that's noticeable without shouting about it. It stays firm indefinitely and comes in body-safe silicone, so the only length concern is picking a size that actually fits you (Large is genuinely large, we're not being coy). Balls included, because apparently you missed them.
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Full details
Full details
TL;DR: C'est un gode réaliste avec des testicules, plus courbé que notre Réaliste original. Il touche tous les bons endroits, reste dur indéfiniment, et contrairement aux vrais humains, il est disponible dans votre taille préférée.
Alors vous parcourez notre site rempli de tentacules et de morceaux de dragons quand soudain vous vous dites : « mais qu'en est-il de quelque chose qui ressemble vraiment à un pénis ? » (On comprend. Parfois, on veut juste les classiques.)
Realistic II est exactement ce que son nom indique : notre incursion dans la précision anatomique. Nous avons pris le concept révolutionnaire de la « forme du pénis » et l'avons rendu à la fois meilleur ET plus réaliste (je ne sais toujours pas comment nous avons réussi cela.)
Les points forts :
- Un manche parfaitement courbé qui sait exactement où se trouve votre point G
- Des caractéristiques incroyablement réalistes
- Livré avec des testicules parce qu'apparemment, certains d'entre vous les ont vraiment manqués
- De la taille TP (« oh, c'est mignon ») à la taille G (« où pensez-vous que ça va rentrer ? »).
C'est notre incursion dans l'univers des jouets réalistes. Si vous achetez ces produits au lieu de simplement rire de cette description, nous vous promettons d'en fabriquer davantage.
Platinum Silicone
Platinum Silicone
We use platinum-cure silicone for every single product because honestly? You deserve toys that are safe, durable, and feel as good as they look.
What makes it so special?
It's non-porous, which means when you clean it, it actually gets clean clean. No sneaky bacteria hiding in microscopic crevices. No weird smells developing over time. Just pure, body-safe silicone that stays hygienic no matter how adventurous you get.
Plus, it feels incredible. Like, genuinely fantastic!
Shipping to Royaume-Uni
Shipping to Royaume-Uni
Discreet Shipping
All our toys arrive in the most boring brown boxes imaginable. No logos, no winking emojis, no hints. Just you, your package, and absolutely zero awkward small talk with delivery drivers.
Returns
Look, we get it. Sometimes things don't work out. We've all been there.
You've got 30 days from when your package arrives to decide if you want to return something. Just make sure the item is in the same condition you received it — unused, with all its original packaging and tags intact.
For more info here's our full returns policy.
Secure Checkout
Secure Checkout
We accept credit cards, debit cards, PayPal, ClearPay, Sezzle and Klarna. All secure, all simple, all showing discreetly on your bank statement.
Quietly textured
The exterior texture is present but never overbearing, and the ergonomic curve sits in harmony with your anatomy rather than fighting it. There's a very subtle shimmer at the tip that we didn't announce because surprises are more fun.
Easy to hold
The testicles aren't just decorative, they give you something to actually grip during use. Choose your firmness from super soft up to firm depending on how much give you want.
Flawless and odourless
Body-safe silicone with genuinely flawless craftsmanship, zero smell out of the box, and simple to keep clean. Discreet enough that it just looks like a very well made object (which it is).
Ready Mades: Gode réaliste II
These one-of-a-kind beauties ship immediately, show exactly what you're getting, and disappear forever once claimed.
Size Guide (Inches)
| Measurement | XS | S | M | L |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Tip Circumference | 4.3 | 4.9 | 5.5 | 6.5 |
| Shaft Circumference | 4.3 | 4.9 | 5.7 | 6 |
| Base Circumference | 7.7 | 8.8 | 9.8 | 11.3 |
| Insertable Length | 5.3 | 6.3 | 7.5 | 8.3 |
| Total Length | 6.3 | 7.2 | 8.3 | 9.4 |
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Reviews
What customers are saying
The praise clusters hard around realism, craftsmanship, and the pleasant textures, with the subtle shimmering tip and the grippable balls both earning repeat mentions. Firmness and softness options get called out as spot on for individual preference. The one honest note: at the larger sizes the length can be a lot, so size down if you're unsure.
This realistic dildo is a success in every respect. I am completely impressed and utterly charmed by this work of art. I ordered the small size with medium firmness, and it’s perfect for me. The textures are beautiful and very pleasant to the touch, the shape is perfectly ergonomic and in harmony with the female anatomy, and the colors are so lovely! The tip of the dildo has a very, very subtle shimmer, which was a surprise, and the effect is simply magnificent. The testicles make it easy to hold and are very pleasant to feel during use. No odor at all, super fast delivery, and very nice packaging. UC truly is an exceptional company! The whole team is wonderful, and the customer service before and after purchase is extraordinary. I couldn’t be more satisfied! In the photo, you can see the dildo on the “suction cup mount,” attached to a yoga bolster —the setup works like a dream. Thank you soooo much UC! 🥰
As name implies, this dildo is very realistic. It is firm, but the length for me is painfully long. I do enjoy it anyhow.
Got the medium in ultra soft, great quality, very happy. Also was black Friday so a very good price.
Medium size in super soft is just what I was hoping for. The exterior texture is not overbearing but still noticeable. The craftmanship is flawless.
I love it so much I would probably choose a medium firmness next time but it was an in stock item and I still love every bit of it. The quality is fantastic and uncover are my favourite toy brand now
Delighted and pleasantly surprised by the quality and realism of the product. Huge congratulations. Thank you very much.
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