Gode réaliste II
A curved shaft that finds your G-spot with the kind of confidence the real thing rarely manages, plus balls, because some of you genuinely missed those. If you're nervous about sizing, the curve does the work and the body-safe silicone means nothing about this is a gamble (it ranges from X-Small to Large, so you pick where on that spectrum you'd like to live).
Total:
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Full details
Full details
TL;DR: C'est un gode réaliste avec des testicules, plus courbé que notre Réaliste original. Il touche tous les bons endroits, reste dur indéfiniment, et contrairement aux vrais humains, il est disponible dans votre taille préférée.
Alors vous parcourez notre site rempli de tentacules et de morceaux de dragons quand soudain vous vous dites : « mais qu'en est-il de quelque chose qui ressemble vraiment à un pénis ? » (On comprend. Parfois, on veut juste les classiques.)
Realistic II est exactement ce que son nom indique : notre incursion dans la précision anatomique. Nous avons pris le concept révolutionnaire de la « forme du pénis » et l'avons rendu à la fois meilleur ET plus réaliste (je ne sais toujours pas comment nous avons réussi cela.)
Les points forts :
- Un manche parfaitement courbé qui sait exactement où se trouve votre point G
- Des caractéristiques incroyablement réalistes
- Livré avec des testicules parce qu'apparemment, certains d'entre vous les ont vraiment manqués
- De la taille TP (« oh, c'est mignon ») à la taille G (« où pensez-vous que ça va rentrer ? »).
C'est notre incursion dans l'univers des jouets réalistes. Si vous achetez ces produits au lieu de simplement rire de cette description, nous vous promettons d'en fabriquer davantage.
Platinum Silicone
Platinum Silicone
We use platinum-cure silicone for every single product because honestly? You deserve toys that are safe, durable, and feel as good as they look.
What makes it so special?
It's non-porous, which means when you clean it, it actually gets clean clean. No sneaky bacteria hiding in microscopic crevices. No weird smells developing over time. Just pure, body-safe silicone that stays hygienic no matter how adventurous you get.
Plus, it feels incredible. Like, genuinely fantastic!
Shipping to Royaume-Uni
Shipping to Royaume-Uni
Discreet Shipping
All our toys arrive in the most boring brown boxes imaginable. No logos, no winking emojis, no hints. Just you, your package, and absolutely zero awkward small talk with delivery drivers.
Returns
Look, we get it. Sometimes things don't work out. We've all been there.
You've got 30 days from when your package arrives to decide if you want to return something. Just make sure the item is in the same condition you received it — unused, with all its original packaging and tags intact.
For more info here's our full returns policy.
Secure Checkout
Secure Checkout
We accept credit cards, debit cards, PayPal, ClearPay, Sezzle and Klarna. All secure, all simple, all showing discreetly on your bank statement.
Your customisation
Subtly textured
Realistic detailing you can feel without it shouting about itself, and a curve angled to hit exactly where you want it.
Balls included
The testicles aren't just for realism, they give you something to actually hold onto while you're using it.
Body-safe silicone
Soft, non-porous and easy to clean, which means no lingering odour and no drama (the way these things should be).
Ready Mades: Gode réaliste II
These one-of-a-kind beauties ship immediately, show exactly what you're getting, and disappear forever once claimed.
Size Guide (Inches)
| Measurement | XS | S | M | L |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Tip Circumference | 4.3 | 4.9 | 5.5 | 6.5 |
| Shaft Circumference | 4.3 | 4.9 | 5.7 | 6 |
| Base Circumference | 7.7 | 8.8 | 9.8 | 11.3 |
| Insertable Length | 5.3 | 6.3 | 7.5 | 8.3 |
| Total Length | 6.3 | 7.2 | 8.3 | 9.4 |
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