
What our customers say
The overwhelming refrain is that this thing is far bigger than anyone expects, with repeated praise for the girth, the curve, the bumpy texture and that flared head. Plenty of people love the vivid neon colours and the quality, and several mention needing a proper warm up to enjoy it fully. The one recurring caution, stated by nearly everyone: check the size guide and size down.








Gode de Gobelin II
A flared head with a ridge that makes sure you feel every single transition (on purpose, very much on purpose), followed by that gloriously bumpy topside you'll get to know intimately. Yes it's thicker than you're picturing right now, so size down and take the warm up seriously, because the body-safe silicone is soft enough to work with you rather than against you. Girth over length, distributed evenly all the way through, for the ones who've been quietly wondering if they're ready for more.
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Découvrez le Goblin II… Vous avez adoré l’original. Vous nous avez dit qu'il était bon. Vous nous avez dit qu'il était vraiment bon. Et puis (parce que vous êtes tous absolument fous, dans le meilleur sens du terme) vous nous avez demandé de le rendre plus grand.
Alors nous l’avons fait.
Le Goblin II, c’est tout ce que vous aimiez déjà chez son petit frère chaotique, mais… en plus. Plus d'épaisseur, plus de présence, plus de cette texture bosselée si caractéristique qui a fait de l'original un favori des fans. Imaginez le même gobelin qui est allé à la salle de sport et n'a pas manqué les jours d'entraînement du membre.
Qu'est-ce qui est vraiment différent, alors ?
- Une tête évasée qui ne rigole pas. Cette crête spectaculaire n'est pas seulement esthétique. Elle est là pour vous faire ressentir chaque instant de chaque transition. Volontairement. Très volontairement.
- Une texture supérieure glorieusement bosselée que vous connaissez et aimez déjà.
- Plus de circonférence partout. Le Goblin II est visiblement plus épais que son prédécesseur à tous les niveaux, donc si vous vous êtes discrètement demandé si vous étiez prêt pour plus (vous savez qui vous êtes), c'est votre signe.
- La couleur ? C'était vous. Vous avez voté, le vert fluo et le bleu fluo ont gagné, et honnêtement, cela convient parfaitement à l'énergie chaotique du gobelin. Nous n'aurions pas pu choisir mieux nous-mêmes.
Le Goblin II. Donné vie par @srirachaskrimps et fini en vert fluo et bleu fluo parce que vous l'avez tous collectivement demandé et qui sommes-nous pour discuter.
We use platinum-cure silicone for every single product because honestly? You deserve toys that are safe, durable, and feel as good as they look.
What makes it so special?
It's non-porous, which means when you clean it, it actually gets clean clean. No sneaky bacteria hiding in microscopic crevices. No weird smells developing over time. Just pure, body-safe silicone that stays hygienic no matter how adventurous you get.
Plus, it feels incredible. Like, genuinely fantastic!
Discreet Shipping
All our toys arrive in the most boring brown boxes imaginable. No logos, no winking emojis, no hints. Just you, your package, and absolutely zero awkward small talk with delivery drivers.
Returns
Look, we get it. Sometimes things don't work out. We've all been there.
You've got 30 days from when your package arrives to decide if you want to return something. Just make sure the item is in the same condition you received it — unused, with all its original packaging and tags intact.
For more info here's our full returns policy.
We accept credit cards, debit cards, PayPal, ClearPay, Sezzle and Klarna. All secure, all simple, all showing discreetly on your bank statement.

Bumps and flare
A pronounced ridge at the head and a bumpy topside along the shaft, so nothing about the ride is subtle. The girth sits fairly evenly rather than knotting, which is exactly the point.
Size down, lube up
This runs noticeably thick at every point, so ordering your usual size is how people end up with a beautiful ornament in the bedside drawer. Go a size smaller than instinct, and a firmer choice can make that head easier to work with than a squishy one.
Soft and sturdy
Body-safe platinum silicone that holds its shape while staying pliable, available across four sizes and firmnesses. Wash it properly, store it somewhere it can't collect lint (silicone is annoyingly good at attracting it), done.
Ready Mades: Gode de Gobelin II
These one-of-a-kind beauties ship immediately, show exactly what you're getting, and disappear forever once claimed.
Size Guide (Inches)
| Measurement | XS | S | M | L |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Tip Circumference | 2.4 | 3.1 | 4.1 | 4.7 |
| Head Circumference | 5.3 | 6.7 | 8.1 | 9.4 |
| Head Diameter | 1.7 | 2.1 | 2.6 | 3 |
| Knot or Middle Circumference | 5.9 | 7.5 | 9.3 | 10.4 |
| Middle Diameter | 1.9 | 2.4 | 2.9 | 3.3 |
| Shaft Circumference | 5.3 | 6.7 | 8.3 | 9.4 |
| Insertable Length | 4.3 | 5.5 | 6.9 | 8.1 |
| Total Length | 5.6 | 7.3 | 8.9 | 10 |
| Base Circumference | 9.1 | 11.6 | 14.4 | 16.1 |
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What customers are saying
The overwhelming refrain is that this thing is far bigger than anyone expects, with repeated praise for the girth, the curve, the bumpy texture and that flared head. Plenty of people love the vivid neon colours and the quality, and several mention needing a proper warm up to enjoy it fully. The one recurring caution, stated by nearly everyone: check the size guide and size down.


























































