
What our customers say
The praise is remarkably consistent: soft, well made silicone, fast shipping (even UK to US in a week), lovely surprise colours, and eggs that go delightfully deep. Two recurring notes worth flagging honestly, a couple of people wished they'd sized up to the medium, and the eggs can be tricky to release if your lube isn't up to the job.






Der Xenomorph-Ovipositor
A curved tip and ribbed body that travels further in than seems strictly polite, dropping all three eggs somewhere genuinely thrilling (call it a personal expedition). If you've heard the eggs put up a fight on the way out, that's almost always your lube giving up early, so pair it with a good water based one, reapply whenever you fancy, and the soft, body-safe silicone handles the rest. Openings at both ends means loading in and deploying happen without any wrestling.
Add any toy to your cart and we'll secretly slip in a FREE x-small mystery dildo.
Want to size up? You can upgrade your surprise for just a few extra coins in cart. Because good things come in all sizes.
Machen Sie sich bereit, „Game over, Mann!“ zu rufen, denn der Xenomorph Ovipositor ist da, um Ihrem persönlichen Bienenstock ein ganz neues Level an Nervenkitzel zu verleihen. Dies ist nicht nur eine weitere Insektenjagd; mit Öffnungen an beiden Enden ist er bereit, seine Eier direkt ins Herz des Geschehens zu legen. Mit einem Design, das vom kultigsten aller Xenos inspiriert ist, sind seine gebogene Spitze und sein gerippter Körper darauf vorbereitet, durch Ihre inneren Korridore zu navigieren und sicherzustellen, dass jede Begegnung ein pulsierendes Abenteuer ist.
Denken Sie daran, wenn es darum geht, diese Eier einzusetzen, ist „Spielzeit“. Tragen Sie das Gleitmittel auf, als wäre es eine säurefeste Rüstung, um den reibungslosen Durchgang der Eier zu gewährleisten. Dieses Gerät ist für die vaginale Verwendung konzipiert und verspricht ein Erlebnis der aufregendsten Art.
Jeder Xenomorph Ovipositor wird mit einem Satz von 3 Eiern geliefert, vorbereitet und bereit für Ihre persönliche Fortsetzung. Diesmal ist es mehr als persönlich – es ist Vergnügen.
We use platinum-cure silicone for every single product because honestly? You deserve toys that are safe, durable, and feel as good as they look.
What makes it so special?
It's non-porous, which means when you clean it, it actually gets clean clean. No sneaky bacteria hiding in microscopic crevices. No weird smells developing over time. Just pure, body-safe silicone that stays hygienic no matter how adventurous you get.
Plus, it feels incredible. Like, genuinely fantastic!
Discreet Shipping
All our toys arrive in the most boring brown boxes imaginable. No logos, no winking emojis, no hints. Just you, your package, and absolutely zero awkward small talk with delivery drivers.
Returns
Look, we get it. Sometimes things don't work out. We've all been there.
You've got 30 days from when your package arrives to decide if you want to return something. Just make sure the item is in the same condition you received it — unused, with all its original packaging and tags intact.
For more info here's our full returns policy.
We accept credit cards, debit cards, PayPal, ClearPay, Sezzle and Klarna. All secure, all simple, all showing discreetly on your bank statement.

Pleasantly ribbed
The texture is present without being overwhelming, and the firmness holds its shape so it actually goes where you point it. Every egg lands further in than you'd think reasonable.
Eggs at the ready
Comes with a set of three eggs, load them in through one end and deploy from the other. Generous lube is not optional here, it is the whole game.
Soft, safe silicone
Body-safe silicone that's soft to the touch and wipes clean without drama. Small or medium, both tailored for vaginal use.
Size Guide (Inches)
| Measurement | S | M |
|---|---|---|
| Tip Circumference | 2.0 | 2.4 |
| Knot or Middle Circumference | 5.0 | 6.3 |
| Shaft Circumference | 5.5 | 7.1 |
| Insertable Length | 6.5 | 8.1 |
| Total Length | 7.6 | 9.3 |
| Base Circumference | 7.2 | 9.1 |
| Egg Total Length | 1.5 | 1.8 |
| Egg Circumference | 3.5 | 4.7 |
| Egg Diameter | 1.1 | 1.5 |
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What customers are saying
The praise is remarkably consistent: soft, well made silicone, fast shipping (even UK to US in a week), lovely surprise colours, and eggs that go delightfully deep. Two recurring notes worth flagging honestly, a couple of people wished they'd sized up to the medium, and the eggs can be tricky to release if your lube isn't up to the job.





















































