Der Xenomorph-Ovipositor

Angebot£59

Ribbed the whole way down with a curved tip that reaches depths you genuinely did not know you had, then leaves eggs there like a souvenir you asked for. If the eggs seem reluctant to deposit, it's almost always the lube and not you (go water based, go embarrassingly generous), and the soft body safe silicone takes care of the rest. Open at both ends, so the eggs load through the base and emerge at the tip, which is exactly as unhinged as it sounds and exactly the point.


Größe: Klein

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Angebot£59
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Deep, ribbed, relentless

Texture that registers without shouting about it, and firmness pitched so you can actually steer the thing while it travels further than seems reasonable.

Eggs on demand

Feed the eggs in at the base, guide it where it needs to go, and place them deeper than fingers were ever going to manage. The lube is not optional, it's the whole strategy.

Soft, safe, washable

Soft silicone that's kind to your insides and cleans up with soap and water. Comes with a set of three eggs, so you're fully operational straight out of the box.

Size Guide (Inches)

Measurement One Size Mini XS S M L XL
Tip Circumference 0 0 0 2.0 2.4 0 0
Knot or Middle Circumference 0 0 0 5.0 6.3 0 0
Shaft Circumference 0 0 0 5.5 7.1 0 0
Insertable Length 0 0 0 6.5 8.1 0 0
Total Length 0 0 0 7.6 9.3 0 0
Base Circumference 0 0 0 7.2 9.1 0 0
Egg Total Length 0 0 0 1.5 1.8 0 0
Egg Circumference 0 0 0 3.5 4.7 0 0
Egg Diameter 0 0 0 1.1 1.5 0 0

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What customers are saying

Reviewers keep coming back to two things: how far this reaches compared to anything they've tried before, and how well the molding, softness and texture hold up. Fast shipping and the surprise colours get repeat praise too. The recurring snags are eggs that won't deposit without the right lube, a wish for a push rod to help things along, and a couple of people who'd size up next time.

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