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Ribbed the whole way down with a curved tip that reaches depths you genuinely did not know you had, then leaves eggs there like a souvenir you asked for. If the eggs seem reluctant to deposit, it's almost always the lube and not you (go water based, go embarrassingly generous), and the soft body safe silicone takes care of the rest. Open at both ends, so the eggs load through the base and emerge at the tip, which is exactly as unhinged as it sounds and exactly the point.
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Machen Sie sich bereit, „Game over, Mann!“ zu rufen, denn der Xenomorph Ovipositor ist da, um Ihrem persönlichen Bienenstock ein ganz neues Level an Nervenkitzel zu verleihen. Dies ist nicht nur eine weitere Insektenjagd; mit Öffnungen an beiden Enden ist er bereit, seine Eier direkt ins Herz des Geschehens zu legen. Mit einem Design, das vom kultigsten aller Xenos inspiriert ist, sind seine gebogene Spitze und sein gerippter Körper darauf vorbereitet, durch Ihre inneren Korridore zu navigieren und sicherzustellen, dass jede Begegnung ein pulsierendes Abenteuer ist.
Denken Sie daran, wenn es darum geht, diese Eier einzusetzen, ist „Spielzeit“. Tragen Sie das Gleitmittel auf, als wäre es eine säurefeste Rüstung, um den reibungslosen Durchgang der Eier zu gewährleisten. Dieses Gerät ist für die vaginale Verwendung konzipiert und verspricht ein Erlebnis der aufregendsten Art.
Jeder Xenomorph Ovipositor wird mit einem Satz von 3 Eiern geliefert, vorbereitet und bereit für Ihre persönliche Fortsetzung. Diesmal ist es mehr als persönlich – es ist Vergnügen.
We use platinum-cure silicone for every single product because honestly? You deserve toys that are safe, durable, and feel as good as they look.
What makes it so special?
It's non-porous, which means when you clean it, it actually gets clean clean. No sneaky bacteria hiding in microscopic crevices. No weird smells developing over time. Just pure, body-safe silicone that stays hygienic no matter how adventurous you get.
Plus, it feels incredible. Like, genuinely fantastic!
Discreet Shipping
All our toys arrive in the most boring brown boxes imaginable. No logos, no winking emojis, no hints. Just you, your package, and absolutely zero awkward small talk with delivery drivers.
Returns
Look, we get it. Sometimes things don't work out. We've all been there.
You've got 30 days from when your package arrives to decide if you want to return something. Just make sure the item is in the same condition you received it — unused, with all its original packaging and tags intact.
For more info here's our full returns policy.
We accept credit cards, debit cards, PayPal, ClearPay, Sezzle and Klarna. All secure, all simple, all showing discreetly on your bank statement.

Deep, ribbed, relentless
Texture that registers without shouting about it, and firmness pitched so you can actually steer the thing while it travels further than seems reasonable.
Eggs on demand
Feed the eggs in at the base, guide it where it needs to go, and place them deeper than fingers were ever going to manage. The lube is not optional, it's the whole strategy.
Soft, safe, washable
Soft silicone that's kind to your insides and cleans up with soap and water. Comes with a set of three eggs, so you're fully operational straight out of the box.
Size Guide (Inches)
| Measurement | S | M |
|---|---|---|
| Tip Circumference | 2.0 | 2.4 |
| Knot or Middle Circumference | 5.0 | 6.3 |
| Shaft Circumference | 5.5 | 7.1 |
| Insertable Length | 6.5 | 8.1 |
| Total Length | 7.6 | 9.3 |
| Base Circumference | 7.2 | 9.1 |
| Egg Total Length | 1.5 | 1.8 |
| Egg Circumference | 3.5 | 4.7 |
| Egg Diameter | 1.1 | 1.5 |
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Reviews
What customers are saying
Reviewers keep coming back to two things: how far this reaches compared to anything they've tried before, and how well the molding, softness and texture hold up. Fast shipping and the surprise colours get repeat praise too. The recurring snags are eggs that won't deposit without the right lube, a wish for a push rod to help things along, and a couple of people who'd size up next time.


















































