This is my first time ever trying a grinder after buying it on a whim and it is my new favourite toy. The dragon Oni grinder is very robust despite it feeling soft and squishy. I ordered mine in the super soft firmness and I chose the surprise me premium for the colours and I am extremely pleased with the outcome. It’s a gorgeous shimmery blue with purplish swirls - the photos don’t do it justice. As a promotion when I ordered, I received a free mystery dildo (paid to upgrade to large) and I received the dragon knot I. As for the dragon Oni grinder it was fun to play with and even though I was a tad skeptical on how it would feel, it has now become my new favourite toy. The design is beautiful and extremely well made and the multiple ridges enhanced the sensation. The grinder has taken play to a whole new level for me. I did upgrade for a bullet hole but sadly my bullet did not fit (I have a 50 shades one) so next time I will buy the bullet from UC so I know it will fit. In total from placing an order it took around 12 days for me to receive my items since everything is handmade which is to be expected but well worth the wait. I can’t wait to buy another grinder. Thank you!
The dragon knot I is perfect for beginners to fantasy knot dildos. I received this as a mystery free gift during a promotion when I bought a grinder and I paid extra to upgrade to the large size and I am so glad I did. Very comfortable to use and extremely sturdy but I am considering buying the suction cup mount and the double suction cup so it stays in place during play. Even thought it isn’t as knottier as some of the other knot dildos on offer this still felt very full and was fun to use. I would absolutely buy an extra-large size in this dildo however the biggest size available is large. I had the colour as a mystery and was pleasantly surprised with the deep pink colour that has subtle shimmer reflects throughout. The process took 12 days from the day of me ordering to arrive but understandably all orders are handmade and I was kept up to date via email through the whole process which I appreciated and I didn’t mind waiting. Once my order was dispatched it arrived within 2 days (UK). I genuinely can’t wait for my next purchase. Thank you!!!
Had the mystery dildo XS as a free gift when I purchased a grinder as a limited time promotion but I paid to upgrade to large. I received the dragon knot I which I was very pleased with. This is my first time trying a fantasy dildo and a knot dildo too. This is a good starter knot fantasy dildo as the knot isn’t quite as big as some of the other knot dildos but absolutely makes you feel full. Beautiful colour which is a deep pink with little shimmer reflects - the pictures don’t do it justice. Very comfortable to use and accurate to the size listing so check beforehand before buying! I was a little apprehensive when I felt the squish of the material compared to other high street dildos however this is extremely sturdy and well made.
The quality of the material is exceptional. I got medium firmness, in size Large and it was perfect. I love the colours of the pour, the fade into the tip is placed just at the right part that makes it seem even more realistic. To top everything off, the customer service is the best I've ever had. Will be adding to the collection for sure!
10/10 would ride again.
I ordered this beautiful dildo in Medium Soft, with the colours Sangria and Moonkissed.
I'm SO glad I chose soft firmness and not medium, because it is still kinda hard just from the sheer size.
I think I also overestimated myself a bit with medium size, because it is a MASSIVE beast. But once I tried it slowly and got used to it, it just feels incredible. You can feel the pointy tip inside, and the curve hits just right. I'm so glad I bought this one.:)
I took two pics to show the beautiful colours, one in normal lighting and one in the sun. 💕
I didn't order this one, I got it as a free gift in XS, which is why I adore UC and their offers! 💕
I wasn't sure about the size, and it really doesn't do much when inserting it vaginally, but let me tell you!! It's perfect for anal, especially for a beginner. You feel every detail and since it has a lot of these, it can get a bit overstimulating quickly but that's not a negative point in my opinion.
When chosing the free toy, I loved the trademark colours and was thus a bit dissapointed to see it was bright pink. I don't mind too much tho since it was free, and the Team also kindly explained why that was the case. Customer service a 10/10 like always!
This was my first custom toy I've ever bought, and I can't complain! I chose the colours Candy Store and Starry Night and it's so beautifully done! It's soft and the form of the tentacle feels amazing. If you like grinders, this is the one. The straps are such a nice touch too!
For me personally, I've learned that a grinder alone doesn't do much, if I were to buy one again I would definitely go for the newer designs with the insertable tips, but that's just personal preference.
The customer service is amazing as well, I had questions about the colours and they responded so patiently and kind! 💕
SO, I’ve never once used a grinder before. And I actually struggled to find one I liked the look of. I happened to stumble upon undercover’s shop and honestly didn’t hesitate in getting one from here!
Pros:
- The lovely human who made my toy matched it to the strap colour I got. Not sure if it was intentional or not but it’s aesthetically appreciated!
- Great size! A lot bigger than I actually thought it would be. It took me a minute to figure out how I was going to use it, but ended up making a pillow mount which worked well for me.
- The vibrating bullet hole is a MUST for me. Without it I would def struggle to get what I want out of it, but it fits all my bullets so works well.
- The design! How cool is that? I love out thereish designs just as they’re fun to look at, and I think this company has that DOWN.
Meh’s:
- NOT the fault of the company techs, but I’d def go to the next ‘hardness’ up next time. It’s very very soft and I think I’d like a bit more .. grip? But now I know so I’ll be getting another in future!
- T-Boy problem that I’ve seen others mention before; if you have larger growth, it does slip out of place a fair bit. The tentacle is a good width but for us a wider one would’ve been better, but absolutely not super necessary. Just takes getting used to it!
- The silky soft upgrade was something I was interested in, but as I have sensory issues around smells I know I wouldn’t have been able to handle it I don’t think. So maybe if there was a way to look into a different option for a similar outcome in future that would be something I was interested in!
Overall, I’m so pleased. I get nervous buying new toys and I feel like this company is just some genuine humans making cool stuff! It’s a little pricier yes, but as an investment I do think it’s 100% worth it.
Other things to note:
- My free mini was a super cool knot mini, but, I wish I’d upgraded to the size up as it really does nothing for me now haha!
- I don’t know if it’s possible but maybe you could offer a ‘taster’ bag of your teeny peenies in all the different ‘hardness’ that the main toys can come in? I think it would be great to sample before committing to the main thing!
Received a knot dildo in such striking colours, and absolutely got a size upgrade because treat yourself!
Cute, fun and a unique sensation - loved it!
Firstly it came in the cutest deep shimmery purple that really made the details stand out.
Secondly, the silky smooth upgrade is worth it. Such a fun ride for people seeking that deep... sea fun.
Transmascs... you need one of these.
I was sold on this particular grinder the second I saw it due to the nice insertable length, and it didn't disappoint! If you're a vulva owner on testosterone, something to grind on is just the perfect thing for your bottom growth while also allowing an incredibly affirming motion of topping. As a bonus, if you need the extra internal stimulation, the insertable teases nicely. The suckers are a treat to ride, and the super soft firmness is incredibly comfortable. The insertable slips right in by itself if you're rubbing along the length (though anally is a struggle), and the protruding lip thingy along the bottom of the ship flicks almost tongue-like against the clit.
The silky upgrade is also definitely worth it, as comparing it to the regular silicone mystery dildo I got, you can really feel the difference in glide. I must say that the nutty play-doh-ish scent is VERY strong though, which I don't mind too much personally, but is a factor to keep in mind. If I leave it out, I can smell it across the room, and it lingers on your hands after handling. Luckily I wouldn't say the scent is unpleasant.
The colour, too, is just gorgeous. I got a solid glow blue for the practicality of being able to see it in the dark, and it really does help! My camera doesn't pick it up too well, but it's best when left to charge under bright light.
Imo a bigger insertable and some extra suckers on the main grind part would Really bring this to a 10/10, but maybe I'm just being greedy there considering this thing still has very much had me drooling on more than one occasion. I'd say it's a great size for someone who isn't too used to penetration, especially as the taper makes it such an easy entry.
This isn't my last grinder for sure. Excited for the next!
Size: large
Firmness: super soft
Color: solid starry night
Admittedly, I got numbers mixed up when I got this one and it was way bigger than I was originally hoping/expecting in terms of girth, but that's 100% on me and not the fault of toy or those that made it. I currently have a medium on order for when I'm not looking for such intensity. That said, this is still a great toy and the starry night color option is absolutely beautiful. The large base and overall heft make it very easy to ride.
Size: medium
Firmness: squishy soft
Color: surprise premium
After getting the extra small as a mystery freebie, it made me want to get a bigger size, though I skipped a few steps and went straight to the medium, though I do want to get the other sizes as well.
In terms of the physical enjoyment and satisfaction of the toy, this one is top notch. The size is great, squishy soft is an absolute delight, even just holding and squishing it - it's fun, satisfying, and is making me wish I got other toys in the squishy soft rather than super soft!
I'm not taking any stars off for this next part since I enjoy the other aspects so much, but this one being surprise premium is a bit lack luster, especially when compared to another surprise premium I got in the same order. It definitely has a second color, but it's nearly indistinguishable without a more thorough inspection.
Extra picture to show the size difference from extra small to medium
So I got the Dragon in this incredible marble pour and im absolutely obssessed with it! I'm always excited to receive an order so I didn't think too much of the mystery dildo as they always do an amazing job, I was really just hoping it was usable for me, but wow did they out-do themselves!
When I first saw it, I instantly thought this will be a great anal toy, but it is honestly amazing vaginally as well for me even in the XS. I usually would buy bigger as apparently my eyes are bigger than I am. But I would even go as far as to say it's my goldilocks dildo with no extra prep needed and straight to the point
And the COLOUR! The most gorgeous marble and purple pour, I'm completely in love ... again haha.
Thank you so much!!
Toy: This is my first grinder and purchase from UC. For me, there was a bit of a learning curve and experimenting with placement to get the most out of this toy. Once I figured it out, it was a smooth ride 🤤 The super soft firmness is perfect; I don't believe the squishy soft would've given me the desired result. Definitely check out the firmness guide! I'm also really glad I upgraded to silky smooth. I don't have to add any extra lube to help reduce friction; I'm practically gliding lol. There is a nutty smell, but it wasn't overpowering thankfully. The facial features and tongue are perfectly placed and I honestly can't complain lol 👀 I wish I'd gone with a darker brown and chosen my color arrangement better, but that's purely a "me" problem.
Customer service: *chef's kiss* Very patient with me! I greatly appreciate that, especially since this was my first time ordering a customizable toy and I was all over the place with my request. Email responses were prompt and polite. Thank you 🙏
Overall, 10/10! Y'all have a new repeat customer. I already have my eye on a couple things 👀 💖
So obsessed with this toy! Got it in squishy soft with the silky smooth upgrade for a more "realistic" feel, and I could not be happier.
First of all I just want to say that the UC team were so incredibly helpful when I had an issue and I can not thank them enough! No problem is ever too much and they always go above and beyond for their customers. I will definitely be back again!
So on to the actual review,
I was hoping for more of a marbling with the two colours but I already knew the silky smooth upgrade would dull them so it's not a problem, more of a note. If I were to buy again I would probably go for two brighter colours but I still love how it turned out!
Personally I absolutely love the smell of the silky smooth upgrade! It has a very subtle hint of play-doh, which I happen to have always loved the smell of anyway.
The feel of it is also incredible, if I'm not rubbing it with my hands, I'm smelling it, licking it or rubbing it somewhere else xD
Such a versatile toy, fulfils several fantasies for me.
I like to get my bf to make a "mess" all over it so I can clean it up or use it as lube.
10/10 will cum again.
Fun for multiple reasons! I love selecting Surprise Me for the colors because you guys never disappoint! And when not in use, it's a fun little stim because you can just flick it lol. But as a grinder, it's absolutely fantastic! Nice things in all the right places. Definitely recommend this item!
Oh. My. Goodness. This bad boy had me seeing stars! Very solid, very girthy, very fun!
I got The dragon knot II in size large and medium firmness. It's really pretty and the ridges are nice, I can definitely feel them with this firmness. I wish I read closer because it's not very girthy compared to other products. That is totally on me, it is exactly the measurements on the listing. Honestly I find myself enjoy this despite my normal need for some serious filling.
The Knot was in size small with medium firmness and I'm glad I read the size on this and didn't default to large like I normally do! The small is perfect for me but I am tempted to order larger sizes for a challenge.
I'm already planning my next order!
was posted out fast and the quality is high, as high as it made me feel lol
Updating a review. Turns out the density was my own mistake. I must have changed something and it defaulted back to medium and i didnt ensure it was what i wanted. Unless youre trying to use this for home defense do not get the medium lol. The design is great though and the colors are fantastic. Had i ordered the right softness it would have been great i think! Might even order another one in the super soft hardness.
Great color and texture. Everything i wanted. A bit big but thats why i got it 😎
It's very hard with a mystery dildo to know what kind of size dildo you're going to get. Some extra smalls have a 5in circumference and while others are much smaller. Like my mystery dildo. 🤣 I very much regret not sizing up but then I could have ended up paying for something that was still not big enough.
I do feel that having ordered the Geeyem in size small (which at its widest point has a circumference of 6.5in) it was a bit unfair to give me such a tiny dildo. But then it's a free gift so you can't really complain. But I can confirm after one attempt where my vagina felt empty 🤣 it will never be used again. Medium sized banana in photo for size comparison.
