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Hey Beautiful Humans,
 
Okay, so I need to tell you something.
 
You lot have given us our best week ever. And our best month ever.
 
Let me say that again because I'm still processing it: BEST. WEEK. AND. MONTH. EVER.
 
So quick recap of our choices this week: Black Friday liveThe Centaur releasedThe Capricorn released. All at once. (Because why launch new products at a calm, sensible time when you could do it during absolute chaos?)
 
Our studio right now is equal parts celebration and controlled chaos. 
So we've:
  1. Booked overtime. 
  2. Bought coffee beans in bulk. (Like, an genuinely concerning amount of coffee.) 
  3. And we have a singular desire to not let you down.
Every single order is getting the attention and craftsmanship it deserves. Even if it means we're all running on caffeine and determination for the foreseeable future.
 
Because here's the thing: every order means we get to keep doing this slightly unhinged job we love. You're funding our next ridiculous idea (current list is 71 strong). You're keeping our "what if sex toys can be more than lumps of boring plastic" dream alive.
 
So from the bottom of our caffeinated, slightly overwhelmed hearts: THANK YOU.
 
With genuine gratitude,
 
THANK YOU, YOU MAGNIFICENT HUMANS
 
The Uncover Creations Team

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