UNCOVER WRAPPED
The 2025 Overshare Report
Time for us to turn customer data into content!
Don't worry, everything's anonymous... we just like numbers and apparently have way too much time on our hands
WE BUILT AN
EIFFEL TOWER
If we stacked every single dildo we sold end to end, it would reach...
1.4 miles high
That's about 7½ Eiffel Towers worth.
LUBE GOT OUT OF HAND
So we did some questionable math and discovered you collectively went through 521,550ml of lube this year.
That's roughly 4 bathtubs full.
Most Obscure Destination: Curaçao
Which is apparently an island in the Caribbean... every day is a school day!
Most Popular Country: United States
Shocking we know!
Most Popular Per Capita: ICELAND!
Yes, Iceland. Land of vikings, volcanoes, and apparently excellent taste in fantasy sex toys.
TOP 3 US STATES
We conquered America this year hitting every every single US state! These are the Top 3 and their favourite categories...
1. California
Obviously obsessed with Knot Dildos
2. Texas
Going big with Tentacle Grinders
3. Washington
Living their best Ovipositor life
FAVOURITE COLOUR:
BLACK
Love this aesthetic and honestly? Respect
FAVOURITE FIRMNESS:
SUPER SOFT
We're impressed by your commitment to comfort
YOUR COLLECTIVE EXCELLENT TASTE
Top 3 Products That Made 2025 Worthwhile...
And 1 that didn't...
1. The Venus Grinder
One of our design a grinder competition winners proving you know good stuff when you see it
See The Venus Grinder
The Tengu Grinder
Flop of the Year
Look, I'll be honest with you here... not every design is a banger.
Turns out that while we were absolutely convinced everyone would want to get up close and personal with our latest nasal adventure, the response has been more "thanks, but we'll pass" than "shut up and take our money."
See The Tengu GrinderHIGHLIGHTS OF THE YEAR
🏆 MOMENT OF THE YEAR
That time our Dragon Oni casually racked up 38 MILLION views on Instagram and we all just... sat there watching our phones explode.
💼 WE BOUGHT SINNOVATOR
We were just the unstoppable fantasy sex toy people. Now we're the unstoppable fantasy sex toy people that own and run two brands
👥 FROM 4 TO 16 HUMANS
Started the year as a cosy little team of 4. Ending it with 16 wonderful humans who somehow make this beautiful madness work.
THE BOTTOM LINE
You made 2025 absolutely amazing in the best possible way. Thanks for keeping our skills sharp, our geography knowledge expanding, and our faith in excellent taste intact.
Now excuse us while we go figure out what ridiculous things we can achieve in 2026...