How are you? How have you been? Happy Friday and all that jazz.
I'm currently sitting with a miniature sausage on my lap. (And no, that's not a euphemism this time, it's literally a tiny sausage dog because apparently that's my Friday morning now).
Right... onto the good stuff.
SINNOVATOR MYSTERY DILDO ALERT
Fed up of our range? How dare you. But if you fancy something a little darker, larger, and more extreme, our sister site Sinnovator are running a Free Mystery Dildo promotion right now. No pressure, but also... free mystery dildo.
NEW PRODUCTS
You guys are absolutely obsessed with The Goblin. All those curves and bumps have been flying off our shelves (well, not shelves, because everything is made to order).
If you're somehow living under a rock and haven't seen our Succubus Grinder yet, please crawl out from under said rock and take a look.
BIG PLANS... I'm heading to a "big" meeting this weekend where we're planning out the rest of the year's marketing and new products. I've seen some of them... and honestly? I think you'll like them!
(You better like them, or my job gets really difficult).
RACKING SPREE
Alex has been on a buying spree lately. SO. MUCH. RACKING. When you think of a dildo company, you don't really picture people spending their days putting up industrial racking in a studio, but here we are.
That’s about it for this week. The sausage is getting restless and needs to go for a walk/bark at the birds.
Have a great weekend!
Chief Dildo Officer (I was told I could choose my own title)
P.S Has anyone seen our smoke machine? Kate, comment?