Now then,
Our studio just got a lot less crowded…
BIG EXPANSION NEWS: We're kicking Sinnovator out of our studio into their own studio next door. It's like when your sibling finally moves out but they're still close enough to pop round for a cup of tea.
WE SET A RECORD! While juggling Sinnovator's migration, our amazing team shipped 154 orders in ONE DAY last week. One hundred and fifty four! That's not just a number, that's us slowly but surely getting on top of our production backlog (thank you for your patience!).
The whole team has absolutely pulled together to get you lot your orders and honestly? I'm getting a bit emotional about it. (Don't tell them I said that).
WE JUST DROPPED THREE NEW BEAUTIES: Three gorgeous new Sinnovator toys dropped this week and honestly, they're absolutely stunning.
READY MADES LAUNCHED YESTERDAY: Our ready mades went live yesterday! Fair warning though, these usually vanish faster than the chocolate covered biscuits. We're talking 48 hours if you're lucky, so if you've been eyeing something up, now's your moment.
LET'S TALK SHEATHS... (dramatic pause) So we sell sheaths. Well, we sold sheaths. But we're not happy with the design because they're prone to tearing and fiddly to make, and nobody wants fiddly when they're trying to have a good time.
We made the executive decision to discontinue them temporarily. Don't panic! We're not getting rid of them entirely, we're just going to rework the designs so you can go like bunnies without worrying about silicone giving up on life mid-activity.
We've put together a little survey to gather feedback for this process. Any and all input would be appreciated, we'll actually listen to it. Unless it's a genuinely daft idea. (You know who you are.)
[TAKE OUR SHEATH SURVEY]
That's about it for this week.
Goodbye forever.
Chief Dildo Officer (I was told I could choose my own title)