Der Tentakel-Tiefentrainer III

When I placed my order, I promised I’d leave a review if UC came through with another tentacled surprise in the mystery option — and they absolutely did. So here's the first review of items I purchased.

The result? Better than I imagined. I chose the medium in the squishy soft firmness, and it’s perfect — supple enough to stay comfortable with the right amount of lube, but still firm enough to hit all the right spots. It moves with me, not against me, and the weight gives it this oddly cozy presence — I may have accidentally found the world’s most unconventional weighted blanket. Though honestly… having two might solve the dilemma of do I use it as a toy or as a blanket nicely.

The girth is ideal for stretching limits gradually — no sharp transitions, just smooth, deliberate texture that makes it feel alive without ever crossing into discomfort.

My one suggestion is when ordering a Vac-U-Lock base it would be really cool if you could colour match to the toy.

TL;DR: When my lottery numbers finally come up, I’ll be ordering an entire school of these and living out my best deep-sea fantasy.

Thank you, UC — from one very satisfied customer.

This thing is WILD!
It's got constant and considerable girth, definitely not for the feint of heart or for someone starting out with anal.
If you buy the large, expect it to be bigger than you thought, and a whole lot more satisfying too.

The only gripe I have it's that due to it's sheer size it's hard to manage, absolutely a 2 person job, but other than that it's paradise In a tentacle.

Had the L for a week and loving it. The girth is perfect for gently pushing inner depth limits!! Already conquered more than half of it and it’s helped me take a fist deeper then ever before 🥵🥵

I dreamt about this. And now it’s reality. Simply in love!

Feels incredibly lifelike and organic, and does exactly what you would expect from a tentacle depth trainer. I really hoped the colors would turn out cool - and they did. Super cool sheen and smooth fade. Really love it!

The texturing on the toy is really nice, the material is good quality and the pour itself is flawless, as far as I can see. Been waiting to get toy like this for a while but I'm glad I waited and got this one