Der Geeyem Dildo
A knot right at the tip, so the stretch arrives before you've finished your breathing exercises, then a second one further down for when you're feeling ambitious. It runs big (medium is not a polite medium, plan accordingly) but in soft body safe silicone, with enough lube and a little patience it goes from intimidating to the one you reach for every time. There's also a nub at the base sitting exactly where you'd want a nub at the base, which we'll say no more about.
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Full details
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Wir stellen vor: The Geeyem. Lassen Sie sich von dieser atemberaubenden Silikonskulptur verzaubern!
Lassen Sie sich vom fesselnden, fließenden Design dieses Meisterwerks verzaubern. Jedes komplizierte Detail wurde sorgfältig bis zur Perfektion ausgearbeitet, von den subtilen Noppen, die Ihre Sinne verführen, bis hin zu den wunderschönen Wellen, die die beiden Knoten schmücken und ein äußerst angenehmes Gefühl erzeugen, das Ihnen den Atem rauben wird.
Diese aus hochwertigem Silikon gefertigte Skulptur ist körperverträglich, porenfrei und leicht zu reinigen. Darüber hinaus ist es flexibel und langlebig, sodass Sie Ihren Wünschen freien Lauf lassen können.
Egal, ob Sie ein Solo-Abenteuer oder ein gemeinsames Erlebnis mit einem Partner suchen, diese Silikonskulptur ist die perfekte Ergänzung für alle Fantasy-Knoten-Fans. Warum also warten? Lassen Sie sich von seinem fließenden Design, seinen Noppen, Höckern und Wellen auf eine unvergessliche Reise voller Vergnügen und Sinnlichkeit entführen!
Wir freuen uns, Ihnen mitteilen zu können, dass Venus, eine unglaublich talentierte Künstlerin, dieses erstaunliche Design für uns geschaffen hat! Sie genießen weithin Anerkennung für ihre außergewöhnliche Arbeit mit PleasureForge, HappyHoleToys und GroveFantasy, und jetzt haben wir das Glück, auch zusammenzuarbeiten.
Platinum Silicone
Platinum Silicone
We use platinum-cure silicone for every single product because honestly? You deserve toys that are safe, durable, and feel as good as they look.
What makes it so special?
It's non-porous, which means when you clean it, it actually gets clean clean. No sneaky bacteria hiding in microscopic crevices. No weird smells developing over time. Just pure, body-safe silicone that stays hygienic no matter how adventurous you get.
Plus, it feels incredible. Like, genuinely fantastic!
Shipping to Vereinigtes Königreich
Shipping to Vereinigtes Königreich
Discreet Shipping
All our toys arrive in the most boring brown boxes imaginable. No logos, no winking emojis, no hints. Just you, your package, and absolutely zero awkward small talk with delivery drivers.
Returns
Look, we get it. Sometimes things don't work out. We've all been there.
You've got 30 days from when your package arrives to decide if you want to return something. Just make sure the item is in the same condition you received it — unused, with all its original packaging and tags intact.
For more info here's our full returns policy.
Secure Checkout
Secure Checkout
We accept credit cards, debit cards, PayPal, ClearPay, Sezzle and Klarna. All secure, all simple, all showing discreetly on your bank statement.
Your customisation
Knot first, questions later
No working through the full length to reach the main event, the first knot greets you at the door and the texture (nubs, waves, the lot) keeps things interesting all the way down to knot number two.
Ride, hold, repeat
Easier to sink down onto than to wrangle by hand, and the shorter profile means you get properly full without anything poking where it shouldn't. Works solo or with a partner whose arms you don't mind tiring out.
Boringly responsible silicone
Body safe, non porous and easy to clean, flexible enough to work with you and durable enough to outlast your nerve.
Size Guide (Inches)
| Measurement | XS | S | M | L |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Tip Circumference | 2.6 | 3.1 | 3.5 | 3.9 |
| First Knot Circumference | 5.2 | 6.5 | 7.7 | 8.3 |
| Second Knot Circumference | 5.1 | 6.4 | 7.6 | 8.2 |
| Base Circumference | 9.1 | 11.3 | 13.4 | 14.6 |
| Total Length | 5.0 | 6.4 | 7.6 | 8.7 |
| Insertable Length | 3.9 | 5.1 | 5.9 | 7.1 |
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Reviews
What customers are saying
Reviewers keep coming back to the same two things: the knot placed near the tip (full quickly, no excess length to manage) and the satisfaction of that double stretch, with several calling it the favourite of their whole collection. The most common confession is ordering too big or too firm, so if in doubt, size down and go softer. A small handful mention slight surface texture from the mould, worth knowing if you're sensitive to friction.
