Der Alien-Dildo
It opens with the main event: a thick, top heavy tip that delivers the full stretch at the very first push, no waiting around for a knot you might never actually reach. If you've ever bought a long knotted toy only to discover the good bit sits deeper than you do (a tragedy we refuse to repeat), this one puts everything up front, in body safe platinum silicone.
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Full details
Full details
Bereit für eine hautnahe Begegnung der besonderen Art? Lernen Sie den Alien kennen, den Dildo, der mutig dorthin vordringt, wo noch kein Spielzeug zuvor war. Mit seiner dicken, kopflastigen Spitze und dem köstlich bauchigen Schaft sorgt dieser außerirdische Leckerbissen von Anfang an für Intensität.
Anders als ein Knotendildo konzentriert sich der Alien auf den ersten, überwältigenden Moment des Einführens und sorgt so für ein intensives Vergnügen. Das geschwungene Design trifft gekonnt die richtigen Stellen, während der geriffelte Schaft und die Unterseite Stimulationswellen erzeugen, die sich um Längen besser anfühlen als gewöhnlich.
„The Alien“ ist perfekt für abenteuerlustige Entdecker, die nach neuen Grenzen des Vergnügens suchen, und verspricht eine unvergessliche Fahrt wie aus einer anderen Welt.
Präsentiert von der kreativen Brillanz von Kat von Excelddesigns.
Platinum Silicone
Platinum Silicone
We use platinum-cure silicone for every single product because honestly? You deserve toys that are safe, durable, and feel as good as they look.
What makes it so special?
It's non-porous, which means when you clean it, it actually gets clean clean. No sneaky bacteria hiding in microscopic crevices. No weird smells developing over time. Just pure, body-safe silicone that stays hygienic no matter how adventurous you get.
Plus, it feels incredible. Like, genuinely fantastic!
Shipping to Vereinigtes Königreich
Shipping to Vereinigtes Königreich
Discreet Shipping
All our toys arrive in the most boring brown boxes imaginable. No logos, no winking emojis, no hints. Just you, your package, and absolutely zero awkward small talk with delivery drivers.
Returns
Look, we get it. Sometimes things don't work out. We've all been there.
You've got 30 days from when your package arrives to decide if you want to return something. Just make sure the item is in the same condition you received it — unused, with all its original packaging and tags intact.
For more info here's our full returns policy.
Secure Checkout
Secure Checkout
We accept credit cards, debit cards, PayPal, ClearPay, Sezzle and Klarna. All secure, all simple, all showing discreetly on your bank statement.
Your customisation
The curve knows things
A bulbous shaft and ridged underside keep the pressure rolling long after the entrance, and the curve aims itself at exactly the spots you'd point it at yourself. Even in the softer firmnesses, every ridge still comes through loud and clear.
Base with benefits
The base adds a little more to the measurements than you'd guess, but it doubles as a proper grab handle for steering. Five sizes run from politely curious to frankly ambitious, and it wears its girth proudly, so size honestly.
Wash, dry, repeat
Body safe platinum silicone from tip to base. Warm soapy water gets it clean and ready for the next landing.
Ready Mades: Der Alien-Dildo
These one-of-a-kind beauties ship immediately, show exactly what you're getting, and disappear forever once claimed.
Size Guide (Inches)
| Measurement | XS | S | M | L | XL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Tip Circumference | 2 | 2.8 | 2.8 | 2.9 | 3.1 |
| Head Circumference | 4.1 | 4.7 | 5.1 | 5.7 | 6.7 |
| Head Diameter | 1.3 | 1.5 | 1.6 | 1.8 | 2.1 |
| Knot or Middle Circumference | 5.3 | 6.1 | 6.9 | 8 | 8.7 |
| Middle diameter | 1.7 | 1.9 | 2.2 | 2.6 | 2.8 |
| Shaft Circumference | 4.3 | 4.9 | 5.4 | 6.3 | 7.2 |
| Insertable Length | 4.3 | 5.1 | 5.7 | 6.8 | 7.9 |
| Total Length | 5.6 | 6.4 | 7.1 | 8.3 | 9.6 |
| Base Circumference | 9.4 | 10.6 | 11.9 | 13.7 | 15.6 |
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Reviews
What customers are saying
The girth dominates the reviews, usually phrased as some version of bigger than expected, and almost always followed by delight. Reviewers keep praising the texture, the curve, the colours and the top heavy shape that delivers fullness without needing depth, which has made it a go to for people who couldn't get on with knot toys. The recurring cautions: it runs girthier than you'll assume, and water based lube needs topping up more often than usual.
