Der Alien II Dildo
A slim frame stacked with heavy ribs, which means you feel each one arrive individually. And yes, it looks narrow, that's the trick, less girth turns the volume up on every single ridge, all in body safe silicone that won't pick a fight with your anatomy. It also starts at XS, a rare courtesy in a market that thinks fantasy means three sizes of enormous.
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Direkt aus dem biomechanischen Fiebertraum von jemandem (ich schaue dich an, HR Giger)
Wir präsentieren: The Alien II. Lassen Sie sich nicht von der schlanken Silhouette täuschen. Diese stark gerippten Texturen? Die sind nicht nur zur Schau. Sie werden JEDEN EINZELNEN ZENTRUM spüren.
Dieses Ding hat Kurven, die Ihre Zehen zum Einrollen und Ihre Augen zum Verdrehen bringen. Es weiß genau, wo es drücken, gleiten und stimulieren muss, als hätte es eine Karte Ihrer Lustpunkte studiert, seit Sie noch nicht einmal wussten, dass es sie gibt. Das Alien weiß, wo sie sind. Das Alien weiß es immer.
Diese überirdische Kreation wurde von der brillanten Kat von Excelddesigns entworfen (die sich offensichtlich besser mit Anatomie auskennt als die meisten medizinischen Lehrbücher) und bereitet Ihnen ein Vergnügen, das Sie möglicherweise in Zungen sprechen lässt. Oder zumindest dazu, Ihren Freunden am nächsten Tag in Großbuchstaben eine SMS zu schreiben.
Zu den Nebenwirkungen können gehören: spontanes Keuchen, Nachbarn, die sich Ihren Namen merken, und der plötzliche Drang, an außerirdisches Leben zu glauben.
Platinum Silicone
Platinum Silicone
We use platinum-cure silicone for every single product because honestly? You deserve toys that are safe, durable, and feel as good as they look.
What makes it so special?
It's non-porous, which means when you clean it, it actually gets clean clean. No sneaky bacteria hiding in microscopic crevices. No weird smells developing over time. Just pure, body-safe silicone that stays hygienic no matter how adventurous you get.
Plus, it feels incredible. Like, genuinely fantastic!
Shipping to Vereinigtes Königreich
Shipping to Vereinigtes Königreich
Discreet Shipping
All our toys arrive in the most boring brown boxes imaginable. No logos, no winking emojis, no hints. Just you, your package, and absolutely zero awkward small talk with delivery drivers.
Returns
Look, we get it. Sometimes things don't work out. We've all been there.
You've got 30 days from when your package arrives to decide if you want to return something. Just make sure the item is in the same condition you received it — unused, with all its original packaging and tags intact.
For more info here's our full returns policy.
Secure Checkout
Secure Checkout
We accept credit cards, debit cards, PayPal, ClearPay, Sezzle and Klarna. All secure, all simple, all showing discreetly on your bank statement.
Ridges with receipts
Pronounced ribs over a curve that presses exactly where it should, finished with a knot so subtle it's basically a rumour.
Pick your difficulty
Four sizes from XS to Large, and the slim profile makes it genuinely beginner friendly (anal novices, consider this your easy mode).
No funny business
Body safe silicone all the way through. The only thing alien about it is the shape (and some colours glow in the dark, because of course they do).
Ready Mades: Der Alien II Dildo
These one-of-a-kind beauties ship immediately, show exactly what you're getting, and disappear forever once claimed.
Size Guide (Inches)
| Measurement | XS | S | M | L |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Tip Circumference | 1.6 | 1.7 | 2.0 | 2.3 |
| Head Circumference | 2.0 | 2.4 | 2.6 | 2.9 |
| Head Diameter | 0.6 | 0.8 | 0.8 | 0.9 |
| Knot or Middle Circumference | 3.5 | 3.9 | 4.5 | 5.2 |
| Middle diameter | 1.1 | 1.2 | 1.4 | 1.7 |
| Shaft Circumference | 2.8 | 3.5 | 4.2 | 4.3 |
| Insertable Length | 4.7 | 5.6 | 6.2 | 7.2 |
| Total Length | 5.6 | 6.5 | 7.3 | 8.4 |
| Base Circumference | 6.1 | 7.1 | 7.7 | 9.1 |
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Reviews
What customers are saying
Reviewers keep circling the same things: the ribbed texture you can feel ridge by ridge, the slim shape that turned sceptics into converts (one literally apologised to it after doubting its width), and the rare gift of actual small sizes in a fantasy toy. The recurring caveat is girth, with a few saying they'd size up next time. The glow in the dark colour also caused at least one documented scream.
