I bought some extra eggs to go with my ovipositor because I am new to toys in the bedroom and figured I would give myself some options. As I had no idea what I would like, I bought my extra set in medium firmness with the colours in red and starry night blue. Despite the eggs being size small, the pour job is beautiful. I also got a super soft set in burlesque that came with my ovipositor. Although I don’t have the full blown alien and oviposititing fetishes that some people buy these for, I am definitely learning the appeal. Even when I am not using my ovipositor to put these inside of me, I insert two of them and go about my day for a short time. It’s like having a sexy little secret, which makes things more exciting.
For anyone obsessively reading reviews and collecting stats so they can figure out if they want to order these, here are a few things I have found as a newbie: 1) you will need to figure out how to activate and use your internal muscles to push the eggs back out. I’m slowly getting better at it, but I often have to use my fingers to manipulate the last egg in order to more easily push it out. 2) Everyone’s anatomy is different. My “lady cave” is shallow enough that I can use my fingers to remove the eggs if I am really impatient for some reason. The eggs won’t get lost inside of your vagina because it’s a closed cavity but some people do have conditions that may make retrieval difficult. You can always get a condom and insert the egg in a condom. When you are done with “play”, it is easy to pull out the condom and remove the eggs. 3) Relax, don’t panic. Get into a deep squat and work your muscles. I got a bit nervous and impatient the first time and ended up retrieving them with my fingers. I had much better luck the second time. Depending on muscle strength they may not pop out immediately but they will get out. 4) I personally like the feel of the super soft eggs over the medium firmness eggs if I am inserting them with my fingers and doing a few tasks. With my ovipositor, on the other hand, the contrasting firmness can be nice at times although I definitely prefer the super soft eggs inside of me either way. I really don’t know how to go about figuring out what firmness is best without testing it out first hand. I never found the idea of getting “pounded” or “railed” appealing preferring gentler play, so if you are like that, you might prefer the softer option. If you want less squish, the medium will probably feel better for you. 5) Everyone has different sizes internally, so you might be like me and only be able to fit two eggs inside or you might be able to fit 5 eggs inside and still be able to fit in a dildo. Even if you have a smaller “cave”, I found that looking at the other eggs that I could insert later added to my excitement. 6) although there doesn’t seem to be any solid scientific proof that these eggs can give you better “finishes”, I did have an excellent “climax” with one inside of me. It almost felt like it was wiggling, probably because of how your muscles spasm when you “finish”, but it felt amazing whatever the reason. 7) again, there is no scientific proof yet, but these might help menstrual pain. On day two and I’m generally feeling pretty good, which is something I never thought I would say. I have been doing other things under direction of a doctor, so it probably isn’t the eggs alone helping but they certainly aren’t hurting, which is always good.
I had found penetrative play unappealing and uncomfortable for a long time, and I never would have thought that eggs and ovipositors would be appealing. I am glad that I decided to try it because I have had some very enjoyable sessions with them! I intend to buy a set of eggs in squishy soft soon to see how I like that firmness.
As an added bonus, the customer service has been absolutely fantastic! I’ve asked a few questions and Jade is always very helpful. I had an item missing from this order and got a free replacement in a week. You’ve earned yourself a repeat customer, Uncover Creations!
The picture does not do justice to the beautiful pour job on my medium firmness eggs. I have my sinnovator scaraebeus ovipositor and the burlesque coloured alien eggs that came with it in the picture as well.
