Le broyeur de la gueule

I got mine in medium firmness and I’m very pleased with how the toy turned out. It’s really cool to look at, and a lot of fun to play around with.

But I really also have to rave about one more thing: The service. I actually had a hiccup with my initial order and tried contacting the team about it. And wow, was I ever impressed. Not only did they get back to me in a timely manner, they honestly went above and beyond to fix the issue.

Given this is a toy that’s made by hand and packaged individually, it honestly makes sense there might be a few mistakes here and there at times. So I felt really happy to know that if there are any issues, I can definitely trust that it’ll be taken care of. With the amazing ‘aftercare’ I received, I could tell that the folks at here take pride in their work and really care about their customers. I feel very confident about making more purchases moving forward.

I purchased the UC Trademark pour and there's blue swirled throughout the entire "mouth." When I spend for a quality grinder and then spend extra for the trademark pour, I have expectations of it being done with an eye for details like this.

This is my second grinder from Uncover Creations. I got three colors this time: summer skies, violet and gray for a stormy mood. It's hard to capture the ripples and swirls of color on camera. It's like having an intimate detail that only you know about, which is a nice sprinkle of mystery. I got the silky smooth upgrade for this one, and I love the smoothness the upgrade gives it. It did have a strong scent at first, but it was a neutral scent. It smelled a lot like play-doh, but letting it sit out in the open for a few days made the scent dissipate. It made my entire room smell like play-doh in those first few days, so if you are very sensitive to smell, you may want to skip the silky smooth upgrade. Not a problem for me though, so moving on. I also got the bullet hole upgrade, which I personally think if a must add on. The grinder is pleasant without it, but I find that the vibrator really adds to the experience. The only issue I had with the bullet upgrade this time around was that there was a small tear that opened along the edge of the hole. However, it doesn't extend deep into the toy, so it doesn't impact the function at all. You have to wrestle a little to get the bullet in and out, but that's fine. I would rather wrestle it in and out than have it get loose or come out during "play time".
As for the grinder itself, the curve of the tongue is great for entry play. I sometimes get a little impatient and don't linger around the entry too much, but the shallow penetration option the tongue tip gives you is a great extra feature. I had a few pretty fun sessions with just the tongue tip. Putting lube on and grinding back and forth feels amazing--almost exactly like receiving oral! Nice!! Unfortunately I hurt my knee and haven't been able to play with my grinders as much as I had hoped. I experimented a bit with holding it with both hands while on my back and using the tip of the tongue for entry play then using a dildo later. I still had fun with it that way. Looking forward to sitting and riding again now that my knee is on the mend.
Lastly, I am very impressed with the customer service that Uncover Creations provides. This order went smoothly, but I did have a mix up with my first order. They sent a free replacement free of charge, and it arrived in less than a week. That's faster than many domestic orders come to me here in the U.S. Anytime I had questions, they were always so polite, informative and patient with me. By the quality of the products, you can tell that this company takes pride in their work and cares greatly about giving their customers a wonderful experience. You have earned yourself a loyal customer, Uncover Creations!
Pictured: the Maw grinder, basic bullet, the Oni grinder

Okay, I got this Maw grinder because I was feeling stressed and my obvious obsession with Lady Dimitrescu was taking an all time high…. When I tell you that this is the best purchase EVER. Now I get to live out my fantasy of being devoured by a 3meter vampire lady 🩷🩷🩷🩷

I've never heard of Durian additive to silicone before, but now I'm wondering why it isn't more common - it seems too good to be true. As long as you're not allergic to nuts. You're probably used to silicone toys being at least somewhat sticky. With the Durian upgrade, there's no tackiness at all. You'll probably spend at least an hour just rubbing the damn thing with your finger, because you can. The feeling it adds it incredible.

Anyway, this was our first ever grinder, and it won't be our last. She wasn't a huge fan of the protruding teeth, but that could have just been the angle we tested at. The straps work well, and the vibe is nice - though bloody awkward to insert.

I love my new grinder. ( named Astarion) 😉 the lovely people at uncover creations even helped me pick the perfect red shade!

So slick and a bit beefier than my older grinders so hes well built! The only thing i would say is the insertsble part could be a tad longer. But i'm greedy 😅 overall a joy to ride. And the flexibility is amazing