




Le broyeur à tentacules portatif II
Grooves and squishy suckers, all of it moving exactly where you steer it (this one answers to your hand, not the other way round). If it's your first grinder, the finger slots keep the whole thing in your grip and the body safe silicone is soft enough that the standard finish already feels like a splurge. Also it looks like a small coral reef, which is either decor or a conversation you're not ready to have with guests.
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Préparez-vous à une éclaboussure avec le broyeur à tentacules portatif II... Maintenant avec une touche astucieuse - des fentes pour les doigts pour qu'il s'adapte comme votre gant préféré ! Plongez et dirigez le navire vous-même, en contrôlant le broyage avec la puissance de vos propres mains. Ce bébé a une base de chef-d'œuvre de corail, avec toutes les vibrations marines dont vous pourriez rêver. Considérez-le comme votre bras de pieuvre personnel, avec des rainures et des ventouses moelleuses prêtes à vous emmener dans une folle aventure sur les vagues du plaisir.
Ne lésinez pas sur le lubrifiant, les amis ! Une bonne couche de votre produit de prédilection fera de cette aventure une aventure glissante que vous n'oublierez pas. Et pour les connaisseurs de douceur, découvrez notre mise à niveau Silky Smooth. C'est comme offrir à votre grinder un billet de première classe pour une ville de luxe.
Mise à niveau Silky Smooth : Vous avez envie d'une touche de finesse supplémentaire ? Nous avons exactement ce qu'il vous faut. Notre mise à niveau donne à votre broyeur une finition si douce qu'elle donnera l'impression qu'il glisse sur l'air. Et l'ingrédient secret ? Une touche de magie provenant des noix de durian. Mais, un mot d'ordre : si vous n'aimez pas le durian, si vous êtes allergique aux noix ou si vous êtes un peu difficile en matière de parfums, vous devriez peut-être vous en tenir au classique. La version soyeuse et lisse a une pointe d'arôme de noix qui la distingue du silicone inodore habituel.
We use platinum-cure silicone for every single product because honestly? You deserve toys that are safe, durable, and feel as good as they look.
What makes it so special?
It's non-porous, which means when you clean it, it actually gets clean clean. No sneaky bacteria hiding in microscopic crevices. No weird smells developing over time. Just pure, body-safe silicone that stays hygienic no matter how adventurous you get.
Plus, it feels incredible. Like, genuinely fantastic!
Discreet Shipping
All our toys arrive in the most boring brown boxes imaginable. No logos, no winking emojis, no hints. Just you, your package, and absolutely zero awkward small talk with delivery drivers.
Returns
Look, we get it. Sometimes things don't work out. We've all been there.
You've got 30 days from when your package arrives to decide if you want to return something. Just make sure the item is in the same condition you received it — unused, with all its original packaging and tags intact.
For more info here's our full returns policy.
We accept credit cards, debit cards, PayPal, ClearPay, Sezzle and Klarna. All secure, all simple, all showing discreetly on your bank statement.

All the nooks
Ridges, grooves and suckers that actually get in there, poured in silicone that feels far more expensive than it has any right to. Soft straight out of the box, no upgrade required.
Your hand, your rules
Slip your fingers into the slots on the base and it wears like a glove, so you control the pace, the pressure and the angle. No buttons, no batteries, just you and an octopus arm with one job.
Scrub the suckers
Body safe silicone that cleans up fine, just go round the texture twice because those suckers hold onto secrets. The silky smooth upgrade is lovely but carries a faint nutty scent from durian tree nuts, so stick with standard if nut allergies are in the picture.
Size Guide (Inches)
| Measurement | One Size |
|---|---|
| Length | 4.4 |
| Width | 3.3 |
| Depth | 2.0 |
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Reviews
What customers are saying
Reviewers keep praising the texture (the nooks and crannies get specific shoutouts), the premium feel of the silicone and how easy it is to control, with several calling it exactly the handheld toy they had been hunting for. The recurring concern is the finger slots, which a few found too shallow or short for a fully secure grip, and one order arrived with a patchy colour pour. Multiple reviewers recommend a thorough clean, twice, because of the textured surface.


















































