



L'oeuf (Ensemble de 3)
Slip one in and get on with your day, smugly aware of a gentle, shifting weight that nobody at the post office needs to know about. Yes, the large is a commitment, which is exactly why there are three sizes to climb through, all poured in body safe platinum silicone that cleans up with no fuss. The big one delivers a fullness that makes most other toys feel like a polite handshake.
Total:
Add any toy to your cart and we'll secretly slip in a FREE x-small mystery dildo.
Want to size up? You can upgrade your surprise for just a few extra coins in cart. Because good things come in all sizes.
Chaque commande concerne un lot de 3 œufs.
We use platinum-cure silicone for every single product because honestly? You deserve toys that are safe, durable, and feel as good as they look.
What makes it so special?
It's non-porous, which means when you clean it, it actually gets clean clean. No sneaky bacteria hiding in microscopic crevices. No weird smells developing over time. Just pure, body-safe silicone that stays hygienic no matter how adventurous you get.
Plus, it feels incredible. Like, genuinely fantastic!
Discreet Shipping
All our toys arrive in the most boring brown boxes imaginable. No logos, no winking emojis, no hints. Just you, your package, and absolutely zero awkward small talk with delivery drivers.
Returns
Look, we get it. Sometimes things don't work out. We've all been there.
You've got 30 days from when your package arrives to decide if you want to return something. Just make sure the item is in the same condition you received it — unused, with all its original packaging and tags intact.
For more info here's our full returns policy.
We accept credit cards, debit cards, PayPal, ClearPay, Sezzle and Klarna. All secure, all simple, all showing discreetly on your bank statement.

Subtle until it isn't
The small and medium shift quietly in the background while you move, and the large brings a proper stretch on the way in and a deep, satisfying fullness once it settles. Choose your level of distraction accordingly.
Slides in easy
Add water based lube and they go in smoothly, then sit deep and discreet under whatever you happen to be wearing. The pack gives you one of each size so you can find your fit without guessing (guessing is for people braver than us).
Soft, sleek, scrubbable
Body safe platinum silicone with a smooth finish, so cleaning is soap, warm water, done. Small enough to live unremarkably in a drawer, because nobody interrogates an egg.
Size Guide (Inches)
| Measurement | S | M | L |
|---|---|---|---|
| Total Length | 1.8 | 2.8 | 3.9 |
| Circumference | 4.7 | 6.3 | 8.0 |
| Diameter | 1.5 | 2.0 | 2.6 |
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Reviews
What customers are saying
Reviewers keep praising the soft silicone, the smooth finish and the variety pack, with the large egg in particular inspiring some genuinely evangelical write ups about its fullness. The small and medium get called comfortable but easy to forget once in place. A few flagged rough finishing near the base of the eggs, and one found removal difficult with pelvic floor tightness, so warm up and take your time.


















































