TLDR:
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Someone on Reddit said comparing sizes across our site is a nightmare
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We agreed
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A few late nights later, it's fixed.
So here's what happened.
Someone messaged us about how doing the size maths in your head across ten different product pages is basically a part time job.
Widest point here. Insertable length there. Scrolling back up to check the first one again because you already forgot it.
We read it and went "yeah. that's actually just true though."
Which is annoying, because now we can't stop thinking about it, which is how someone ends up building a size guide over the course of a few very caffeinated nights that were absolutely not part of anyone's actual job that week.
Anyway. It's done now.
You can sort everything by widest point or insertable length instead of guessing. Tap anything to see the full breakdown.
Or stack up to three side by side and just look at the actual numbers instead of doing whatever mental gymnastics you were doing before.
No guessing. No "close enough." No twelve tabs.
Chief Dildo Officer
P.S. If you've got a "why does this not exist yet" complaint sitting somewhere, this is proof we're listening. Reply and tell us. We might build that too, eventually, at an unreasonable hour.
