Right then,
Quick housekeeping before the actual news: we have a new person. Matt is our new email marketing guru. His job is to make sure the emails you get are relevant, funny, educational and inspirational. How he is going to achieve all four of those things simultaneously, in emails about fantasy sex toys... I genuinely don't know. But I'm choosing to believe in him.
(This email is technically his first. No pressure Matt. Just a few thousand people.)
Anyway.
While Matt figures out how to be inspirational about silicone, here's what's happening:
Ready Mades.
We dropped 325 of them. There are now 119 left.
One item. No queue. No surprises. What you see is exactly what arrives. That's the whole pitch.
They go fast. We have told you this before. Stop galivanting about watching clips on Instagram and go look at them
The Snap Dragon.
Right so. You know The Venus Grinder. Lark designed it. It became A Thing. And then Lark started drawing again and this is what happened.
The Snap Dragon is born from two things that genuinely make complete sense together and somehow nobody had thought of before: the sculptural beauty of a snapdragon flower, and the unmistakable attitude of a dragon.
Body safe platinum silicone. Gorgeous. Ridiculous. Exactly what this company should be making.
Oh and it's wand compatible. For extra vibration. We just thought you should know that immediately.
Studio update nobody asked for:
It's a heatwave. A British one, which means it's about 26 degrees Celsius (I've got no idea what that is in Fahrenheit - thanks to my British education) and we've all collectively lost the plot. Bad for the team (sweaty). Outstanding for silicone cure times. We are currently absolutely smashing orders out, most shipping in under 10 days.
(We're not going to pretend we didn't just brag about that. We absolutely did.)
That's it. Thanks and goodbye forever.
Chief Dildo Officer
P.S. You already got the email about the AltStar nomination. You know the situation. Bad Dragon are right there. The vote is free and takes about eleven seconds. If you haven't done it yet, here you go:
P.P.S. The Snap Dragon. Wand compatible. Still thinking about it.