Der Steinbock-Dildo

I bought a capricorn in the small and it was so big, I couldn't manage it all. I loved the second prong though so bought an X small - and this one is good but it's not the great I was hoping for. Like goldicocks, I guess Im looking for that just right. That said, this is a good toy and the second prong is still a great design. I was very disappointed in the colour until I realised it was glow in the dark and then I was only mildly disappointed. Photo of the small and extra small together.

...in more ways than one lol. This beauty was what made me order with UC for the first time as I'd been looking for a dildo like this for a while, and it just looks SO PRETTY (very well deserved winner of the design contest, hats off). However, due to a series of unfortunate events, it took almost 8 weeks for it to arrive. I felt like I was being edged. Now though, it's finally here, and it's glorious 🥹 I chose the UC trademark colors as they were part of what made me fall in love with the design, and was not disappointed: it looks every bit as gorgeous IRL as the official photos made it out to be (and it even glows slightly in the dark, what?? absolutely in love 😍). Using it is a bit trickier than I'd expected, though: the knot is truly massive and requires patient working up to, and the second shaft is (in super soft firmness, at least) a little difficult to insert if you aren't super relaxed already. Was glad I'd ordered a suction cup along with it, as otherwise I'd probably lose my mind trying to keep it in place.
Edit: after some more thorough testing, I have to admit it's more of a 4/5 than a 5/5 after all (for me at least). I'm glad I ordered it in soft as otherwise the knot would be too uncomfortable for me to take, but unfortunately it makes the second shaft just a bit too floppy to comfortably maneuver (or maybe my holes just aren't ideally positioned for this design lol). Between that and the off-center center of gravity of the Capricorn, trying to use both ends simultaneously becomes unexpectedly tricky, which does take away from the fun. The feeling of the big knot finally popping in is suuuuper satisfying so it was worth it for that, but unfortunately it's not the magic DP experience I was hoping for after all :')

I got one of these bad boysas my free mystery dildo in the subscriber offer and oh my gosh I was NOT disappointed! I paid the extra for the size upgrade for super small to small, but even the small size is big! I've included a picture of my hand around it showing that I the knot is so chunky I can't close my hand around me. I presume it's the standard super soft firmness because it's squishier than my medium Lily Bud, I actually wish I'd gone for the super soft for both because I really love the texture of it. It makes it easier to fit the knot inside me. It just fits and it feels so amazing! I've only tried it using the appendage to stimulate my clit so far, I've not used it for dp, but I'm looking forward to trying it! Thank you UC for the free mystery toy offer, I think I might have been too intimidated to butly one of these myself but it is now my new favourite!

I was absolutely stunned to receive this as my free mystery toy. I didn't even know this was an option you could get. I'd gotten the size upgrade for a small mystery dildo and I think I'm even more stunned as to how UC can legally call this a small. It's huge. Like almost intimidatingly huge. For a small??? Insane. Great thing I'm not particularly right in the head myself. I am a man of hubris and my jellied legs have paid the price. They will be paying again. She is a gorgeous beast.
My initial thought was that this would be perfect for DP but I find the smaller part isn't firm enough to get in the back. I assume this is super soft firmness. Maybe it'll take more practice. I wouldn't dare attempt this in a harder firmness.

Oh. My. Goodness. This darling is so pretty and so so enchanting. I am so excited to get to the bedroom with him! Bigger than anticipated too, fulfilling all my size Queen fantasies, I very much recommend, the lovey folks at uncover chose a very nice purple as my surprise colour! They almost nailed my favourite colour!!
I ordered the large, so the knot is a little less round than on the other sizes, but still very much a knot to appreciate.

Ok I was still obsessed with this one but I really couldn’t handle the medium. Got the small one instead and it’s just as gorgeous and knot still looks intimidating but definitely doable now. Just get it! (Med on left, small on right)