Der Banana X Tentakel-Dildo

Bought this one more as a display piece than for actual use because I LOVED the concept, primarily due to how real the banana looks here on the listing. Unfortunately, reality could not quite live up to the expectation set by the photo this time around: IRL, the yellow of the peel is very pale and not at all like the vibrant, strong banana yellow I was expecting. I understand that hand made products are going to turn out a little different each time around (and the banana tentacle shown on the listing is legitimately stunning!), but when you advertise something as the signature color and charge extra for it, you do create the expectation that what you're showing off on the listing is a result you can recreate. I own three other UC toys in their signature colors and all of them look just as stunning IRL as they do on their respective product pages (if not more!), so this was a bit of a letdown. If I'd known it would come out looking like this, I'd have gone for fun, crazy colors instead of realism. (I did reach out to support to express my disappointment over the color and they refunded me the cost for the signature color upgrade, which was very nice.)

Bought it mostly because it was funny, and I like rewarding silliness. Wife finds it to be better at clitoral stimulation than as an insertable, but she didn't dislike it either way. Probably won't be our regular go-to, but it's fun to have fun in bed sometimes.

I got this in medium, soft and it feels great in my pussy. Because it's asymmetrical you get different sensations when you rotate it. The "banana peel" part makes a good handle. I haven't tried it up the back door yet but am planning to. The design gets hilarious reactions from other people when you whip it out.

The one thing I don't like about the design is that unlike some of the other dildos it doesn't have a wide base that could stand up or be attached to a suction cup accessory.

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