Der Banana X Tentakel-Dildo

£49

A gentle banana curve that knows exactly where it's going, plus those textured suckers along the way that turn the whole thing into an event. Version 2 has a stable base that actually stays put (the tumbling era is over, we don't talk about it), and it's made from body-safe silicone, so the only thing wild here is the concept. Nature's most suggestive fruit had a night out with a sea creature, and the asymmetry means every rotation feels like a different toy.

Größe: XS

XS £49 Klein £59 Mittel £69 Groß £79Most Popular

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Hinweis: Version 2.0 behebt alles, was uns dazu gebracht hat, uns unter unseren Schreibtischen zu verstecken:

Stabile Basis, die wirklich an Ort und Stelle bleibt (keine peinlichen Stürze mehr)
Kompatibel mit Saugnäpfen UND Vac-U-Lock (weil Optionen alles sind)
Natürliche Bananenkurve für genau die richtige Art von Vergnügen

Die Zusammenarbeit, von der Sie nie wussten, dass Sie sie brauchen. Die suggestivste Frucht der Natur trifft auf Ihre tiefsten Meeresfantasien.

Das Banana X Tentacle vereint das Beste aus beiden Welten – die sanfte Kurve, die genau weiß, wohin sie geht, und die herrlich strukturierten Saugnäpfe, die jedes Abenteuer interessanter machen. Es ist, als hätte Ihre Lieblingsfrucht eine wilde Nacht mit einem Meeresbewohner verbracht, und mal ehrlich? Wir sind dabei.

Egal, ob Sie Ihre Tiefseefantasien ausleben oder einfach nur kreative Anatomie schätzen, dieses Spielzeug wird Ihre Sicht auf die Obstabteilung für immer verändern.

Platinum Silicone

We use platinum-cure silicone for every single product because honestly? You deserve toys that are safe, durable, and feel as good as they look.

What makes it so special?

It's non-porous, which means when you clean it, it actually gets clean clean. No sneaky bacteria hiding in microscopic crevices. No weird smells developing over time. Just pure, body-safe silicone that stays hygienic no matter how adventurous you get.

Plus, it feels incredible. Like, genuinely fantastic!

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The banana arc handles the direction while the tentacle texture handles the drama. Rotate it and the sensation changes, because nothing about this is symmetrical (on purpose).

The stable base keeps it upright instead of face-planting, and it works with both suction cups and vac-u-lock, so hands-free or harness, the choice is yours.

Made from body-safe silicone in X-Small through Large, hand-poured (so yours is genuinely one of a kind). Wipes clean easily and tucks away when company's over.

Size Guide (Inches)

Measurement	XS	S	M	L
Tip Circumference	1.4 3.6	1.6 4.1	1.8 4.6	2.1 5.3
Head Circumference	2.3 5.8	2.7 6.9	3.1 7.9	3.2 8.1
Head Diameter	0.7 1.8	0.9 2.3	1.0 2.5	1.0 2.5
Knot or Middle Circumference	3.5 8.9	3.8 9.7	4.4 11.2	5.0 12.7
Middle diameter	1.1 2.8	1.2 3.0	1.4 3.6	1.6 4.1
Shaft Circumference	3.7 9.4	4.2 10.7	4.8 12.2	5.5 14.0
Insertable Length	3.1 7.9	3.4 8.6	4.1 10.4	4.7 11.9
Total Length	5.9 15.0	6.7 17.0	7.5 19.1	9.1 23.1
Base Circumference	7.8 19.8	8.9 22.6	10.1 25.7	11.6 29.5

Bought this one more as a display piece than for actual use because I LOVED the concept, primarily due to how real the banana looks here on the listing. Unfortunately, reality could not quite live up to the expectation set by the photo this time around: IRL, the yellow of the peel is very pale and not at all like the vibrant, strong banana yellow I was expecting. I understand that hand made products are going to turn out a little different each time around (and the banana tentacle shown on the listing is legitimately stunning!), but when you advertise something as the signature color and charge extra for it, you do create the expectation that what you're showing off on the listing is a result you can recreate. I own three other UC toys in their signature colors and all of them look just as stunning IRL as they do on their respective product pages (if not more!), so this was a bit of a letdown. If I'd known it would come out looking like this, I'd have gone for fun, crazy colors instead of realism. (I did reach out to support to express my disappointment over the color and they refunded me the cost for the signature color upgrade, which was very nice.)

Bought for a giggle, Great for a tickle

Bought it mostly because it was funny, and I like rewarding silliness. Wife finds it to be better at clitoral stimulation than as an insertable, but she didn't dislike it either way. Probably won't be our regular go-to, but it's fun to have fun in bed sometimes.

I can't hear you Bert, I have a banana in my rear

I got this in medium, soft and it feels great in my pussy. Because it's asymmetrical you get different sensations when you rotate it. The "banana peel" part makes a good handle. I haven't tried it up the back door yet but am planning to. The design gets hilarious reactions from other people when you whip it out.

The one thing I don't like about the design is that unlike some of the other dildos it doesn't have a wide base that could stand up or be attached to a suction cup accessory.

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Product FAQ

What are the different colour options?

We offer 6 different colour styles, though not all are available on every product.

Surprise Me Basic - Leave the decision in our capable hands and we'll choose a solid colour that compliments your toy selection.

Surprise Me Premium - Leave the decision to us and we'll get creative with two or more colours. We love this choice as it allows us to get experimental with all of our colours, often resulting in our best pours.

Solid - One colour that will run evenly throughout your toy

Fade - Two colours combined that are gradually blended together. Colour 1 will be the tip of your toy and Colour 2 will be the shaft and base.

Marble - Two colours combined resulting in a veining effect similar to classic marble.

UC Trademark - This is a product-specific colour. The main image of the product is the UC Trademark colour.

For more information, take a look at our colour guide.

What are the different firmness options?

We offer the following firmness options:

Medium Firmness - 10A on the Shore hardness scale
Super Soft Firmness - 0040 on the Shore hardness scale
Squishy Soft Firmness - 0020 on the Shore hardness scale

For more information about our firmness options see our firmness guide.

Why do you only use platinum silicone?

We use platinum silicone so you get a toy that is non-pourous (meaning when you clean it, it gets fully clean and can't transmit bacteria), doesn't smell, is body safe and feels fantastic.

If you'd like to learn more about cleaning your toys, read our sex toy care guide.

What do the colours actually look like?

Check out our colour guide to see exactly what our colours look like. But please keep in mind, each toy is hand-poured, so no two are exactly alike!