Goblin II Dildo

i received the goblin in size small(!) a couple weeks before the release as my mystery dildo in an order. i emailed support asking if they had really sent me a small! the photo is on a UC shipping box for scale. my fingers cant make a closed circle around it. it is ENORMOUS. i have yet to attempt, but when i do i can tell ill be in for a ride.

Sit down when I tell you this. This is a MEDIUM. this is a medium sized toy, next to TWO OTHER MEDIUMS! What?!?
Medium Goblin II, next to medium Knot III, next to medium Owlbear.

First off, the feeling of this is wild and the size absolutely not for the faint of heart. The fact that this toy is more *wide* than it is *tall* packs a PUNCH that I wasn't expecting. it is much easier to use a toy that's more narrow compared to something that's wider, even if the total circumference is the same. So when it got really intense I began turning the toy 90° to manage to hilt it (which hits some strange spots...)

Also, the Goblin II narrows around 2 inches before it reaches the base which makes for a very comfortable plug (where you can rest and not feel like it'll immediately escape)

also, i am fairly certain this is NOT 6.9 inches insertable. When measured, it reached 20cm of insertable length or a whopping 7.8 inches. nearly 7.9. which is basically 8 inches if you ask any tall person.

this thing is huge. Could've used to be maybe <1 inch less girthy because the contrast between S and M is stark but I still couldn't be happier

Additionally, the squishy soft (SQUISHIEST option) has an amazing glide to it that my previous super soft / firmer toys can't be compared to. More reason to choose squishy soft

The Goblin II is an amazingly large dildo. That’s the core of it and, to me, this was a plus and the main draw. The medium size easily beats everything else I own and then some, and that is with a collection heavily geared towards the large and oversized.

It carries most of its weight around the middle, but it’s distinctly not knotted, with its girth being relatively equally distributed all around. To me, again, this was a plus. It’s got a nice curve thats also visible in the product pictures, with both a head and a proud shaft to grind into all the good spots.
Also do keep in mind that with a max diameter of 7.4 cm it feels a lot firmer than its smaller counterparts, even in softer firmnesses. I erred on the side of caution and got it in super soft, even though I’m usually a fan of firmer toys, and I can say with full confidence that I do not regret this. The Goblin II in super soft feels similar to the medium Dragon eggs I got (which have a diameter of 5.3 cm).
This, of course, is simply the nature of silicone, that being said, read the listed sizings well before you realise you’re in over your head.

I bought the surprise me basic colourway and this and another toy I got in surprise me basic came matched in a gorgeous purple with red shimmer, which my dragonfucker heart appreciates dearly. (I know it’s a goblin, but what are goblins if not smaller dragons? I can dream.)

My experience with UncoverCreations so far has been great. Their emails, even the ones that are some flavour of stock (thank you for the reminder to send a review!) have a humour and levity to them that I can really appreciate.
I had some problems with other items in my order, which I go into in more depth in the relevant reviews, but the customer service was lovely and they were incredibly kind in fixing the issue. The process itself was made significantly easier by a reminder at the bottom of their emails that you can simply respond to the email! And someone will read what you send! This made it miles easier for me as it meant I didn’t have to spend brain power searching for the Correct email address, or worry about it not being the right one.

I got mine in a size X-Small with the Surprise Me Premium colour. I was initially apprehensive about getting an extra-small size, but I was surprised by how girthy it still was despite the shorter length, which is a big win for the girth>>length ladies! I absolutely adore the curve of it and the various bumps, love the colour too!

I've already provided feedback separately to this review on my experience, and I'm not marking it down because this is entirely my own problem because of the size and firmness combination I chose, but I would recommend *not* following my footsteps and getting the medium in squishy soft, as the lowest part of the shaft is slightly thinner than the rest, and I've found this causes it to bend a lot because of the weight and girth of the rest of the shaft.

Overall, I absolutely love the design and the UC Trademark colours are amazing and I've already ordered another with a different combination of size/firmness.

I ordered an X-small after reading the size chart and getting out my tape measure. I was still apprehensive because I've ordered other models in larger sizes to great success, but this guy turned up and he may call himself small but he's the prefect fit for lil ol' me. The girth is great, he gets the job done!