Le broyeur à tentacules V

Firstly it came in the cutest deep shimmery purple that really made the details stand out.
Secondly, the silky smooth upgrade is worth it. Such a fun ride for people seeking that deep... sea fun.

Transmascs... you need one of these.
I was sold on this particular grinder the second I saw it due to the nice insertable length, and it didn't disappoint! If you're a vulva owner on testosterone, something to grind on is just the perfect thing for your bottom growth while also allowing an incredibly affirming motion of topping. As a bonus, if you need the extra internal stimulation, the insertable teases nicely. The suckers are a treat to ride, and the super soft firmness is incredibly comfortable. The insertable slips right in by itself if you're rubbing along the length (though anally is a struggle), and the protruding lip thingy along the bottom of the ship flicks almost tongue-like against the clit.

The silky upgrade is also definitely worth it, as comparing it to the regular silicone mystery dildo I got, you can really feel the difference in glide. I must say that the nutty play-doh-ish scent is VERY strong though, which I don't mind too much personally, but is a factor to keep in mind. If I leave it out, I can smell it across the room, and it lingers on your hands after handling. Luckily I wouldn't say the scent is unpleasant.

The colour, too, is just gorgeous. I got a solid glow blue for the practicality of being able to see it in the dark, and it really does help! My camera doesn't pick it up too well, but it's best when left to charge under bright light.

Imo a bigger insertable and some extra suckers on the main grind part would Really bring this to a 10/10, but maybe I'm just being greedy there considering this thing still has very much had me drooling on more than one occasion. I'd say it's a great size for someone who isn't too used to penetration, especially as the taper makes it such an easy entry.

This isn't my last grinder for sure. Excited for the next!

I opted for the basic surpise me colour and I think I received my toy in the colour Dragon's Gold. If so, the swatch does not do this colour justice! It's a beautiful light green with gold shimmer throughout and I am very pleased just looking at it. :) I chose the super soft firmness and I also added the vibrating bullet option which makes the insertable tentacle even more stimulating... For all clit havers, that 'keel' on the overturned boat can flick you very nicely, and I loved grinding up against the insertable tentacle as much as riding the waves of it! They also surprised me with a small handheld version of the tentacle grinder as a bonus which I also enjoyed. My first purchase from them and was happy with the ordering, shipping, and recieving process from start to a great finish. ;)

Behold this absolute unit... This is my 2nd foray into grinders here and I continue to be impressed. I opted for the smooth upgrade, squishy soft firmness, and a surprise me premium color and very pleased with all 3. The color is absolutely gorgeous and the smoothness and firmness are incredible. I saw some ppl aren't sure about the scent that comes with the smooth add-on but I'm usually pretty sensitive to smells and I don't find it offensive. To me it smells a bit like Play-Doh. And very worth it. I find myself just petting it if I'm in the same room with it. So smoooooth and you will love it if you're not as fond of how it seems like every stray bit of dust sticks to regular silicone. And the smooth ride is so lovely. I strap mine onto a foam core roller, which I can definitely recommend. The squishy soft firmness took a little more guidance to get it where I wanted it initially but once in place, I was set for a long and satisfying ride. The tentacle suckers are a delight and the width & depth of the penetrative tentacle is perfect for me. Aside from the excellent quality and innovative design I have to give Uncover Creations kudos for their amazing customer support. I received an item that was very very minorly damaged (possibly by freezing temps in transit?) and when I reached out to confirm if it was still safe to use they sent me a new one ASAP and it was absolutely flawless. Cannot say enough good things about this company. Try it or anything here that tickles your fancy, I really don't think you'll regret it!

I've never tried a grinder before and I'm not sure I've got the hang of it yet. The insertable part is a little wider at the bottom and is uncomfortable to sit on whilst grinding. Apart from that it is lovely, feels soft, beautiful colour, bigger than I thought too. Overall probably won't be my last purchase here 😉

I can't really review the adult side of this cause I'm still figuring all that out, but by golly, is this smooth even on that basic level of smoothness, and it looks so cool, I honestly take the straps off and put it on a shelf when I'm not rubbing.