Le broyeur à tentacules V

I've never tried a grinder before and I'm not sure I've got the hang of it yet. The insertable part is a little wider at the bottom and is uncomfortable to sit on whilst grinding. Apart from that it is lovely, feels soft, beautiful colour, bigger than I thought too. Overall probably won't be my last purchase here 😉

Transmascs... you need one of these.
I was sold on this particular grinder the second I saw it due to the nice insertable length, and it didn't disappoint! If you're a vulva owner on testosterone, something to grind on is just the perfect thing for your bottom growth while also allowing an incredibly affirming motion of topping. As a bonus, if you need the extra internal stimulation, the insertable teases nicely. The suckers are a treat to ride, and the super soft firmness is incredibly comfortable. The insertable slips right in by itself if you're rubbing along the length (though anally is a struggle), and the protruding lip thingy along the bottom of the ship flicks almost tongue-like against the clit.

The silky upgrade is also definitely worth it, as comparing it to the regular silicone mystery dildo I got, you can really feel the difference in glide. I must say that the nutty play-doh-ish scent is VERY strong though, which I don't mind too much personally, but is a factor to keep in mind. If I leave it out, I can smell it across the room, and it lingers on your hands after handling. Luckily I wouldn't say the scent is unpleasant.

The colour, too, is just gorgeous. I got a solid glow blue for the practicality of being able to see it in the dark, and it really does help! My camera doesn't pick it up too well, but it's best when left to charge under bright light.

Imo a bigger insertable and some extra suckers on the main grind part would Really bring this to a 10/10, but maybe I'm just being greedy there considering this thing still has very much had me drooling on more than one occasion. I'd say it's a great size for someone who isn't too used to penetration, especially as the taper makes it such an easy entry.

This isn't my last grinder for sure. Excited for the next!

I will not be purchasing products from this company again. I thought that custom orders and custom specifications such as color, etc. would mean that care went into production. I was absolutely gobsmacked when my package arrived. The products were covered in pieces of hair, dust, cardboard bits, and shreds of packing paper. Due to the nature of the actual material itself, picture how much those little sticky-slapper-hand toys that kids have- now picture that being covered in material. You know how it just is a magnet for any dust, hair, etc.? It was like that. The box itself was caved in, looked like a child had haphazardly taped the box together, and the packaging for the toys?
Non existent.
There were not bags, no plastic wrapping, etc. All the toys were thrown in, wrapped in some type of mesh-like-paper. I have never seen such a lack of care from a toy company before.
I am actually shocked and concerned; don't you care about how the package/presentation is for folks who order these items?
I don't feel that it was safe to use any of these products since they aren't package properly, there was zero effort to ensure they were securely wrapped or bagged. I've never in my life seen something that looks like it's run out of someone's garage.
Please be aware that this product also had many bits of the silicone-like-substance it was made out of ALL OVER the product, almost like little ball of it were coming off? Not sure how to explain it. I would be very, very nervous to insert this into vaginal or anal areas due to the risk of the product shedding plastic like material, and with how sticky it is, I would be worried about the risk of materials being left behind in the body and developing an infection.
Uncover Creations, do better.
You're a sex toy manufacturer, for God's sake. Like it's 2025- please have a care for packaging, presentation, and safety. This is wild to me. What a waste of money. Honestly at this point I'm just sticking with Adam and Even or online stores that actually securely package their materials, care about presentation, and care about safety. Do not waste your money- your "custom" order will be a toy thrown in a cardboard box that's smashed in, and will be covered in material that attachs to the toy itself.

I opted for the basic surpise me colour and I think I received my toy in the colour Dragon's Gold. If so, the swatch does not do this colour justice! It's a beautiful light green with gold shimmer throughout and I am very pleased just looking at it. :) I chose the super soft firmness and I also added the vibrating bullet option which makes the insertable tentacle even more stimulating... For all clit havers, that 'keel' on the overturned boat can flick you very nicely, and I loved grinding up against the insertable tentacle as much as riding the waves of it! They also surprised me with a small handheld version of the tentacle grinder as a bonus which I also enjoyed. My first purchase from them and was happy with the ordering, shipping, and recieving process from start to a great finish. ;)

Behold this absolute unit... This is my 2nd foray into grinders here and I continue to be impressed. I opted for the smooth upgrade, squishy soft firmness, and a surprise me premium color and very pleased with all 3. The color is absolutely gorgeous and the smoothness and firmness are incredible. I saw some ppl aren't sure about the scent that comes with the smooth add-on but I'm usually pretty sensitive to smells and I don't find it offensive. To me it smells a bit like Play-Doh. And very worth it. I find myself just petting it if I'm in the same room with it. So smoooooth and you will love it if you're not as fond of how it seems like every stray bit of dust sticks to regular silicone. And the smooth ride is so lovely. I strap mine onto a foam core roller, which I can definitely recommend. The squishy soft firmness took a little more guidance to get it where I wanted it initially but once in place, I was set for a long and satisfying ride. The tentacle suckers are a delight and the width & depth of the penetrative tentacle is perfect for me. Aside from the excellent quality and innovative design I have to give Uncover Creations kudos for their amazing customer support. I received an item that was very very minorly damaged (possibly by freezing temps in transit?) and when I reached out to confirm if it was still safe to use they sent me a new one ASAP and it was absolutely flawless. Cannot say enough good things about this company. Try it or anything here that tickles your fancy, I really don't think you'll regret it!

This was the very first time I ordered from UC! And I love what I got! (I gave into my 3 AM shopping binge haha)

I didn't know what to expect at first but I am very happy with my purchase.

There was a bit of a mistake in the beginning... My grinder was not suppose to come with a bullet hole but customer service was amazing when I was worried that I may have accidentally got the wrong order, given how i opened it and then found out. And obviously given reasons, I knew i couldn't return it which was fine!

Melissa was lovely and helped me through the process, through that amazing communication, I got a bullet vibrator to go with the grinder!

And man does that vibrator pack a punch! Even more than the one I had before! And its remote controlled which makes having so much easier!

In the same order I also got the free dildo which I upgraded to a small and it has been one of the most fun experinces! And its a beautiful dark blue as well!

Since then! I did get a ready-made dildo that dropped and I am very excited to use it! I can't wait to see what other creations UC have in the future!